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Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

Posted on: January 1, 2009 12:38 pm
Edited on: January 1, 2009 10:40 pm
 

Welcome back, and happy 2009!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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January Scoreboard
No scores yet.

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197

1. Clyde could tell that Bessie was beginning to feel the effects of all that fermented grain he had made. If he played his cards right, he was sure that 2009 would begin in udder bliss.  
2. A younger, beardless Abraham Lincoln enjoys Spring Break in Cabo San Lucas. (And you thought that Clinton and W were the only presidents who liked to party before they reached the White House.)
3. Abdul was suddenly reconsidering his decision to rush Kappa Beta Rho.
4. Sadly, without Luke Skywalker, the first wave of Jedi fighters was completely destroyed during their mission to blow up the Deathstar.
5. "Nooooo... This is not a mullet. See, it's kinda long here too."

Comments

Since: Jan 17, 2008
Posted on: January 5, 2009 10:05 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

I'm only saying this one more time, WHO'S your Daddy?



Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: January 2, 2009 5:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

3) Raul enthusiastically cheers in the background for his favorite team in the the new gameshow "Spanking for Dollars".



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 2, 2009 12:05 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

123456789
1. I meant Happy MOO Year.

BigBluMasochist
2. Over the years, Eli and Peyton Manning learned to tolerate older brother Cooper's "End of the NFL season" celebrations.

dadzilla
3. Step 3: when the gerbil shows his head, whack firmly.

dadzilla
4. The first Jedi appearance in the World Cup was a walkover, but a "no lightsabre" rule evened out future matches

neptune02780
#5.  I'm very concerned... I mistakenly used Andre Agassi's hair gel...  he says I've got 5 months left before it all falls out

Jellydonut
Getting soooo drunk New Years Eve:

1)  Soooo drunk that this cow starts to look good to you.
2)  Soooo drunk you mistake your night clothes for a wet suit and ski blind.
3)  Soooo drunk you fell down and cant' get up.
4)  Soooo drunk you think a scoreless soccer game is exciting.
5)  Soooo drunk you mistake your own hair for that of your girl friends.

January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
2. 123456789 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: January 1, 2009 11:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

#1. A PETA rookie drastically miscalculates the necessary protest costumes at the Chik-Fil-A bowl.

#2. Jimmy was always tooting his horn.

#3. Apparantly a New Year's Cricket Match - winner take all - between India and Pakistan worked out better than expected as the survivors were more than gracious to kiss the ground when the paddling was over.

#4. With the passing of the Emperor and Darth Vader, up and coming Jedi Knights have been forced to lay down their lightsabers and take up futbol.

#5. The hair twist and shake - a move now practiced by most males as well.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: January 1, 2009 10:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

Getting soooo drunk New Years Eve:

1)  Soooo drunk that this cow starts to look good to you.

2)  Soooo drunk you mistake your night clothes for a wet suit and ski blind.

3)  Soooo drunk you fell down and cant' get up.

4)  Soooo drunk you think a scoreless soccer game is exciting.

5)  Soooo drunk you mistake your own hair for that of your girl friends.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: January 1, 2009 10:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

2)  Working on his Cleveland Browns Touchdown celebration routine since November 18, it's hard to believe he now has until September to do it for real. 

4)  These goal starved and bored fans that haven't seen a score in over a week try to entertain themselves by imagining their star soccer player Luke is a Jedi.

5)  .......I had two sparrows living up there yesterday, and I'm just trying to get the dew droppings out.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: January 1, 2009 9:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

3)  Okay, you lost the bet and kissed my feet and called me a Cricket god as agreed.  Now this is starting to get embarrasing.  Stop now, or I'm going to swat you one.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: January 1, 2009 9:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

1)  Dear, I know it's midnight, but I am going to need at least three more martinis before I'll be blind enough to want to squeeze your udders.

2)  Unable to see with his hat three sizes too big, he honks wildly and often to warn off any stray skiers.

 




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 1, 2009 9:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

1. "Hey folks, why does my farmhand's stool only have three legs? Because I have the udder *ba dum bump* Thanks, folks - I'll be here all week, try the alfalfa."

2. Over the years, Eli and Peyton Manning learned to tolerate older brother Cooper's "End of the NFL season" celebrations. 

3. After 10 years in the witness protection program, the jig was up for Vijay.

4. Even at a soccer game, Star Wars geeks can't get any attention.

5. "Stickum grip? I most certainly DO NOT use stickum grip! Why do you... oh, umm... Heh heh heh. Yeah, that's stickum grip."




Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: January 1, 2009 9:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy New Year!

1. You shoulda seen this party animal at Mardi Gras. Beads as far as the eye can see, and free milk for everyone.

2. Despite the recent downturn in the economy, graduates from the Bozo School of Clowning have had great success in the job market.

3. Just like the fine gentleman in "Caddyshack," the cricket game seemed to have an ongoing issue with gophers stealing the ball.

4. Fans appreciated his superhuman reflexes, ability to draw foul calls with a wave of his hand, and of course the halftime lightsaber displays.

5. Why yes, I AM using a new conditioner!


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