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Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Posted on: January 5, 2009 11:37 am
Edited on: January 5, 2009 6:54 pm
 

I promise, it will get stuck in your head.





















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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
2. 123456789 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. I guess it's true what they say... Girls do just want to have fun.
2. As it turns out, Ms. Teen South Carolina had a pretty good reason for crashing and burning on that map question. If you consider "brain puncture" a good reason, that is.
3. Mrs. Claus filed for divorce soon after finding Santa's "Manfest 2004" photo album.
4. "Of course I won. I mean, that other guy hit that hot chick in the head!"
5. ...And the trophy for "Worst Fisherman of the Year" goes to Edger Arnold of Manitoba. The autopsy results are not in yet, but witnesses tell a tale of epic stupidity: Edger, it seems, had once again forgotten his gloves, and had to continuously blow in to his hands to keep them warm. After doing so, Edger stood up quickly to reel in another comically small fish. Already dizzy and disoriented from the blowing, Edger began to asphyxiate in his homemade "bag hat", which had shifted to cover his face. As he lost consciousness he slipped on his plastic shoes, falling head over heels in to his own ice hole. You may also remember Edger from last year's "Worst Hunter" category, where he finished second for his invention of a mouth-held, tongue-activated shotgun. Shockingly, Edger was 37.
Comments

Since: Mar 22, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2009 3:04 am
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

1) You!  Yes you Mickey... Your so fine you blow my mind....



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2009 11:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Come on Bernie and Shuless, when you two buddy buddy up you make my caption for #4 far less funny (which of course was all in good fun as well :) ), get back to mock-fighting!

4. Obviously upset, and for some strange reason, speaking in a British accent, kmvenne expresses his disgust following the termination of the short-lived feud between Shuless Joe and BernieRotten.

"Ay! This is rubbish! I toasted me noggin thinking up them funny captions. Now, you blokes have bolloxed me work. Bloody wankers!"


(Maybe it's the Mr. Bean caption, but the guy just looks British to me now.)



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2009 11:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Mister Peabody
1.  Female Impersonators of Arnold Horshack Support Group do a simultaneous  "ooh ooh!  Mr. Kot-ter!" for the crowd.

Beevillian
2) Judging by Jana's breast size,  it appeared Harry already scored on 16 and 15 in his game of Cricket.

JimyJaymz
3) Tonight on the 11:00 news. Is Santa taking bribes from members of the naughty list? Tune in to find out more.

Beevillian
4) Gary celebrates another victory in the 5th annual Mr. Bean Look-a-like contest.

kmvenne
5) After inventing the fish yo-yo, Edger here was enthralled by it and could not put it down, allowing Carl behind him to rush to the patent office and steal the copyright out from under him!

TJ4499
JOE's New Year's Eve celebration......

...began at Scores but Joe went 0-fer since he couldn't afford to score (#1) which led him to the nearest pub which was working quite nicely with one fine blonde until Joe asked her to a game of darts and stuck his first throw in her right breast (#2), needless to say Joe stuck nothing else of her's that eve.  So with a buzz and a wild hair Joe hopped the first flight to the coast where he ended up partying all night with Santa and Strictly Butta (wondered where he went) (#3) who was kind enough to share a few smokes with Joe from his hand rolled "seaweed" cigs. Then with a hangover and a skewed "seaweed" vision of where he ought to be, Joe ended up in Texas at some bowling tourney which he entered and won!  When asked by reporters where he came from, Joe replied, "I have super "seaweed" mind powers which enable me to astral travel and win bowling tourneys!" (#4)  When Joe's "seaweed" venture finally came to an end after three days and reality set in, Joe found himself in Norway ice fishing and all he could think was,  ' what a great caption contest photo' ! (#5)  Thanks Butta!


January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. 123456789 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 5, 2009 10:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Come on Bernie and Shuless, when you two buddy buddy up you make my caption for #4 far less funny (which of course was all in good fun as well :) ), get back to mock-fighting!

And thanks for the 2008 winners list add Shuless.



Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2009 10:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Ok. I'll take a legit shot.

5) Envoirnmental Hazmat specialist Charles Duggurt missed the orientation program for "Operation Flying Piranha". The instructions clearly stated, Hit the killer fish on the head and stick it in the plastic bag. Charles was never a smart man and on this day he paid the ultimate sacrifice.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2009 10:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Absolutely!



Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2009 10:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Sorry Bernie, couldn't resist. Not a problem Joe. It's all in fun.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2009 10:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

(So who is on the Judge's Panel for this highly contested event???)You're at my mercy! Hahahahaha!

Seriously... welcome BAEBS. I hope we see you around for a while. In case you haven't been watching for long, I'm currently running this thing Monday-Thursday, but will go back to five days a week after the Super Bowl.




Since: Aug 16, 2008
Posted on: January 5, 2009 9:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

Polar Bear Dive in winter: not a big challenge for Santa Claus.  Me?  I just wanted proof that I was there!



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 5, 2009 7:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

The first one will definitely be lost on the young ones...

1. "Kind of young, kind of now - Charlie... Kind of free, kind of WOW! Charlie..."

2. Nina amazed the crowd by sticking darts in her forehead and sneezing - shooting them straight to Doug, who stood at the ready...

3. Joe Namath - desperate for money and back on the sauce - agreed to shoot a new infomercial for BluBlocker sunglasses.

4. Al Fresco - winner of the 2008 PBA Pro-Am Tournament for the Totally F**ked

5. Crazy Larry was once Bumble Bee's top sardine fisherman. Ultimately, His refusal to use a net - combined with his "theory" that an abundance had migrated to Vostok, Antarctica - ruined his career. But he never gave up... hence the tag, "Crazy Larry".



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