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Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Posted on: January 6, 2009 11:45 am
Edited on: January 6, 2009 11:56 am
 

 

It's OK Ohio State fans... The Sleepy Rappers will cheer you up! Part 1 | Part 2 




















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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. 123456789 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Unfortunately, his fake spikes weren't much protection on his way back to the car.
2. Sensing that his slow, Southern delivery might not be the best tool for motivating the players, Matthew McConaughey decided to do the only other thing he knows how to do... he took off his shirt.
3. Yao Ming breaks racial stereotypes by getting completely confused on simple math problems.
4. Skeletor was a natural at nearly all winter sports. Mostly, it was because his lack of flesh made him imperviously to cold, and his lack of actual eyeballs kept his vision clear at high speeds.
5. After attending a car show, the executives at Flag Tee Inc. make a drastic turn in their marketing approach. "Hot chicks lying on the product! That's the way they do it in the big leagues boys!"

Comments

Since: Oct 1, 2008
Posted on: March 11, 2009 3:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

 Picture 2

"Wow, college girls stay the same age too!"




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: January 7, 2009 11:07 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Ahhhh, Micheele, you're such a Tees....



Since: Dec 17, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 11:04 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

2)  Matthew Mcconaughey reacts after seeing the final BCS standing posted on the scoreboard.  He was quoted as saying "The BCS is Crap".



Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 10:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Joe, I need your help. Please read and reply.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 7, 2009 1:06 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Train Derailer
1)  A chill came over Henry at the exact moment that his neighbor Tom, some 800 miles away on his annual camping trip, discovered that all of his tent stakes were missing.

BernieRotten
#2) "For the last time!" "It's not Naugahyde"

SaratogaRick
3.  "Our father......"

kmvenne
4. Darkmane, the loveable long-maned supervillen from the "Foil the X Games" commercials last summer, has really aged poorly after his evil plans were all foiled by that no-good BRIAN DEEEEEGAN

Mister Peabody
5.  I've heard of getting teed off but teed on??


momluvsfootball
Dateline 1/6/09 AP,  Sports Editors Tips on Dating has Society Tongues Wagging

Random House announced today the release of a self-help book that guarantees any desperate man success on getting a date.  The author, Shuless Joe lays out this intriguing guide for men to rival every edition of Cosmopolitan ever published.  Some of the tips that the author recommends are:

1) - "Don't hide the testosterone.  Women just love the modern day "gladiator" look. "

2) - "Take a tip from Matthew McConaughey.  First grow a beard and then point and yell like you're in command of something".

3) - "Size does matter, but don't let the women know that you're aware of that.  Always helps to act like you're unaware of what they're talking about."

4) - "It doesn't hurt to have money and be close to the grave as possible"

5) - "Instead of promising her roses and promising romantic evenings, ask her to role play the 'Princess and the Pea', using various different objects.  She'll forget she's uncomfortable and only focus on the fact that you referred to her as a Princess."

Females who've had a sneak peek at this book laughed their butts off at these tips but believe it will do well as a fictional comedy.  The book will be on shelves February 1st.


January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. kmvenne 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
2. 123456789 1
2. momluvsfootball 1
2. Train Derailer 1
2. SaratogaRick 1
2. BernieRotten 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne



Since: Aug 17, 2006
Posted on: January 7, 2009 12:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

  1. What do I have to do to get the Raiders to draft some Buckeyes?
  2. Failure to Launch did not suck, it had Terry Bradshaw in it!
  3. I DON"T KNOW WHY I CAN"T STAY HEALTHY FOR A FULL SEASON!
  4. After the crash I always wear a helmet.
  5. The only thing less comfotable is that bed of nails.



Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 12:20 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes


Picture 1: The mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch Bar & Grill even stuck it to the Ohio State fans,
Picture 2: My sloppy 2nd's to the winners.
Picture 3: Hey Yao, where is Latrell Sprewell?
Picture 4: Raider players get sent to Alaska, not the Pro-Bowl.
Picture 5: She didn't smile, until Tee's poked down in the rough.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 12:16 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

5. New form fitting mattresses... by Callaway.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 12:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

2. "You wanna get stoned after this game? Do ya? Then WIN THIS THING!"




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 12:12 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

3. "Hey ! How come when Lebron does it, all dat white powdery stuff goes 'POOF' up in de air and stuff?"


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