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Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Posted on: January 6, 2009 11:45 am
Edited on: January 6, 2009 11:56 am
 

 

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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. 123456789 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Unfortunately, his fake spikes weren't much protection on his way back to the car.
2. Sensing that his slow, Southern delivery might not be the best tool for motivating the players, Matthew McConaughey decided to do the only other thing he knows how to do... he took off his shirt.
3. Yao Ming breaks racial stereotypes by getting completely confused on simple math problems.
4. Skeletor was a natural at nearly all winter sports. Mostly, it was because his lack of flesh made him imperviously to cold, and his lack of actual eyeballs kept his vision clear at high speeds.
5. After attending a car show, the executives at Flag Tee Inc. make a drastic turn in their marketing approach. "Hot chicks lying on the product! That's the way they do it in the big leagues boys!"

Comments

Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

1)  Tired of the bruising he was getting in the pocket, quarterback Zeek Crenshaw emerges after halftime with his own anti-sack uniform modifications, and awaits a ruling from the refs on the sideline before he can get back in the game.

2)  The players from Texas were highly motivated to win their bowl game, if only to get that "creepy, smelly, obnoxious hobo" who managed to score a sideline pass to stop screaming at them.

3)  Yao tries the ol' ball-up-the-back-of-the-shirt fake out, but the Atlanta player behind him is not so easily fooled.

4)  Former Winter X Games champ Snerf Meuller hopes fans won't notice the ravages that years of cocaine abuse have wrought on his facial features.

5)  John Daly has a similar dream about lusty things amongst tees, except he usually pictures sandwiches or a pack of Winstons.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

#2) "For the last time!" "It's not Naugahyde" LOL... Now there's a solid entry!



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

1.  Kick to the nads - no problem.  Spikes shooting through his body - merely a fleshwound.  What really hurt was peeling off those black band-aids from underneath his eyes.


LOL Mister Peabody...that's funny.




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Unfortunately for you, it's hard to see Matthew in all the pictures with his shirt off due to the mob of women trying to cop a feel!


*Sigh* just my luck



Since: Sep 20, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Photo 5

Wilt Chamberlain sleeps with ten thousand women and he is considered a stud......




Since: Sep 20, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Wilt Chamberlain sleeps with ten thousand women and he is considered a stud........




Since: Jan 17, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

3) okay, okay, I didn't know you couldn't eat the little guys.

5) Due to economic hardships, this years winner of the GMAC classic will be paid in Tees.




Since: Oct 6, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

 Photo 1   I just know I can get a girlfriend if I dress like this!



Since: Jan 6, 2009
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

1.  Wolverine's half brother "Porcupine" was always the black sheep of the family

2.  "Dammit McCoy, I said shirt off!"

3.  "Our father......"

4.  Grim Reaper's mom always told him, Safety First

5.  Tease




Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2009 4:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

#2) "For the last time!" "It's not Naugahyde"



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