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Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

Posted on: January 6, 2009 11:45 am
Edited on: January 6, 2009 11:56 am
 

 

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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. 123456789 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Unfortunately, his fake spikes weren't much protection on his way back to the car.
2. Sensing that his slow, Southern delivery might not be the best tool for motivating the players, Matthew McConaughey decided to do the only other thing he knows how to do... he took off his shirt.
3. Yao Ming breaks racial stereotypes by getting completely confused on simple math problems.
4. Skeletor was a natural at nearly all winter sports. Mostly, it was because his lack of flesh made him imperviously to cold, and his lack of actual eyeballs kept his vision clear at high speeds.
5. After attending a car show, the executives at Flag Tee Inc. make a drastic turn in their marketing approach. "Hot chicks lying on the product! That's the way they do it in the big leagues boys!"

Comments

Since: Apr 22, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

2. "For the last time! I'm not playing the lead in 'Cast Away 2'!"

2. *Yawn* "Not even a competition, I knew I could get laid by more Texas girls than the entire football team combined, even with this ratty beard..."

 




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

5. On a scale of one to ten, she's about a fore.

 

There's your winner for #5.




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

#2. Matt accidentally gets off on the wrong set, later grateful that he wasn't wearing that green blazer.

 

#5. American Tees - so much more than a clothing company.

 

#5. Having won a lifetime supply of Flagg Tees, Natalie decides to turn some of them to good use as toothpicks.




Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

5) If this is a head shot why are golf tees poking me in places i should not be poked?



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

1. Unamused by these cheap knockoff Road Warrior Animal shoulder pads, Jim Tressel docked this guy his full allotment of Buckeye helmet stickers and made him wear the "turtleneck of shame".

2. "You! Yea you! The towel waiving kid with the mullet! McConaughey digs your style bro! Let's chill after the game, maybe play some Tetrisphere, brah."

3. Yao Ming finally surrenders to the heckler in the first row, who, when being scarcastic and asking Yao how many playoff series T-Mac has won in his career, did not account for the fact that Yao did not know the English word for zero.

4. Darkmane, the loveable long-maned supervillen from the "Foil the X Games" commercials last summer, has really aged poorly after his evil plans were all foiled by that no-good BRIAN DEEEEEGAN

5. On a scale of one to ten, she's about a fore.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

1. Following their loss in the Fiesta Bowl, Ohio State announced they were replacing Athletic Director Gene Smith with actor James Caan, who would immediately shut down the football program and prepare for the "future" of college sports: Rollerball!

2. Texas could have beaten Ohio State by more than three points had they spent more time focusing on the game, and less time ridiculing Matthew McConaughey about his movie Surfer Dude.

3. "What you mean 'dropped Civics aren't cool' - And so what I still live with my parents?"

4. Zack was the only idiot to participate in last week's annual BMX holiday party contest - "bobbing for fried chicken". 

5. When money is tight, Morgan Pressel will box herself up in a crate with golf tees (instead of packing hay) and ship herself from tournament to tournament...




Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

2) NO SE!




Since: Aug 21, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2009 1:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

1 - Billy Hammersmith looks on in disappointment as Coach Tressel never used his secret weapon to prevent last minute touchdown passes.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2009 12:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

#3 - "What I didn't realize she was your wife coach"




Since: Aug 21, 2006
Posted on: January 6, 2009 12:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

2 - Matthew McConaughey makes sure that Colt McCoy knows who "The Real McCoy" is.


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