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Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

Posted on: January 7, 2009 12:21 pm
Edited on: January 7, 2009 1:14 pm
 


It's like you're dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time baby!























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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. kmvenne 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
2. 123456789 1
2. momluvsfootball 1
2. Train Derailer 1
2. SaratogaRick 1
2. BernieRotten 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. "Whoa ho! Somebody's been working out! You mind if I wash my cloths on that thing, Captain Abercrombie?"
2. "Well would you look at the abs on that young ma... oh, shoot! Hail Mary, full of grace..."
3. Amongst the confusion, only Tyler Hansbrough noticed the arm protruding from referee Rick Webster's behind.
4. After losing his bottle of Jagermeister on the lift, and nearly losing his pants chasing it, Steve hangs patiently as rescue personnel assemble. The warmth of the drink prevents him from feeling the cold on his exposed genitals, unfortunately, however, he knows it will offer little protection once his wife sees this on the 6:00 news.
5. After being eliminated from the playoffs, Peyton Manning is positive he won't reach his normal quota of 50 offseason endorsement deals.
Comments

Since: Oct 21, 2006
Posted on: July 12, 2009 4:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

2) hehehe, shouldn't have let out that stinky queef.



Since: Sep 12, 2006
Posted on: January 8, 2009 10:19 am
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

1) Quick, somebody get some tape, because this guy is ripped!



Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: January 8, 2009 2:52 am
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!


Picture 4: I hear thunder. Yellow rain is never a good sign.


Kazmanian Devil
Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 8, 2009 2:23 am
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 7, 2009 11:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

Redwing#19
1. Now to show you how good our ab crunchers really work, we're gonna punch Steve here right in the stomach just like Harry Houdini, and he won't even flinch.

BigBluMasochist
2. After resigning as Defense Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld went to work for the Pope as an undercover agent.

Mister Peabody
3.  A Boston College player thanks both God and the Devil for the upset at North Carolina.

Redwing#19
4. Honey.....what could go wrong? We're up here alone on the lift. Now I'll just pull my ski pants down a little bit and then you......WHOAAAAA SHI......!

kmvenne
5) It was at this moment that Peyton realized exactly what that lady from housekeeping meant when she told him to "take a hike", which made the loss that much more bitter.

Tarheel_rockman
The secret of great abs...

1) Abs - sent of body hair
2) Abs - sent of hubbies
3) Abs - sent officiating
4) Abs -sent-minded
5) Abs - sent from the Super Bowl

January Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
1. kmvenne 3
2. dadzilla 2
2. Beevillian 2
2. Redwing#19 2
2. BigBluMasochist 2
3. 123456789 1
3. momluvsfootball 1
3. Train Derailer 1
3. SaratogaRick 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. BernieRotten 1
3. TJ4499 1
3. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 11:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

3) Tyler, scarred by a childhood experience, is still terrified of being left out of a conga-line.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 11:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

4) The true irony is that "Big" Jim was trying to impress Karla when he lied to her about having experience skiing, but when she was exposed to his true "skill level" she wasn't very impressed at all.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 9:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

Denial is usually the first sign...

1) "No! I can't believe you asked that. Our interest in Cory's abs is purely fitness related there is no "attraction" involved at all! They are the prettiest abs you've ever seen though, aren't they?

2) Suddenly Sister Kate realizes that black isn't as slimming as she and the other Sisters would like it to be.

3) Denial that any team can be beaten on any given night could leave you with a look on your face like Roy or Tyler.

4) Denial of your blood-alcohol level always leads to trouble.

5) Peyton really doesn't appreciate the "Is Eli better than you?" questions.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 9:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

3) Roy had noticed the coed's t-shirt in the first half but when he realized Tyler had finally noticed the Barack Obama where the NC was supposed to be, he knew he would be useless for the rest of the game.



Since: Aug 16, 2008
Posted on: January 7, 2009 9:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The secret to great abs!

5) "I really hope my brother does not win 2 Super Bowls before I do"



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