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Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:31 pm
Edited on: January 14, 2009 4:54 pm
 


I guess it's about time I got another pic up for the women of the site.




































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January Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. BigBluMasochist 4
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. dadzilla 2
3. Beevillian 2
3. Redwing#19 2
3. Train Derailer 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. ChicagoLaw21 2
3. SaratogaRick 2
4. 123456789 1
4. momluvsfootball 1
4. BernieRotten 1
4. TJ4499 1
4. BAEBS 1
4. BeerMike 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. WarpedMind 1
4. PHILSGOOD 1
4. Neve723 1
4. Hoosier Mick 1
4. JimyJaymz 1
4. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Not normally a tennis fan, momluvsfootball just couldn't help but grab herself some of those big balls after the match... Yep, some of those oversized tennis balls that all the players sign autographs on.
2. Man, the things some players will do to get the start in my fantasy league...
3. Yep... That's exactly how it would be if I owned Seaworld.
4. Tonight on the SciFi Channel: "A SciFi original... When scientists breed a common parasite with a rare radioactive python, the results really SUCK, and now the whole town finds itself in a TIGHT SQUEEZE! Tapeworm Constrictor, at 9 p.m. Eastern."
5. Larry always liked to make time for soul-searching. Three or four days a week, he would just spend hours alone, standing on that bridge, contemplating all the problems that life threw at him. This time around, he's wondering why everyone he knows thinks he's such an antisocial loser.
Comments

Since: Feb 8, 2009
Posted on: February 8, 2009 9:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Wow, this is great stuff.  Hey try this site for free stuff!!! 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 11:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!


Tarheel_rockman
1) After a chance encounter with Momluvs, Andy Reddick..... and pretty sore, too...

TJ4499
#2:  Being a contortionist is all fun and games until someone's spine snaps in half!

BigBluMasochist
3. Dexter didn't appreciate the joke. Neither did his overweight Jamaican girlfriend, Gayle.

Mister Peabody
3.  G.A.Y.L.E. R.Y.D.E.R - Geriatric And Young Lesbian Environmentalists Recuiting Your Daughters for Enjoyable Romps
maybe, just maybe, that explains the picture....

kmvenne
4) The coach of the MLS Kansas City Wizards ties the legs and feet of his players together to simulate what it is like to play against the slow, washed-up David Beckham.

Train Derailer
5)  Once a week Toby would revisit the site where the windmill kicked his ball onto the bridge and into the water, costing him the Tampa Miniature Golf Tourney and the $250 purse that came with the championship, vowing that next year he'd have his revenge.


kmvenne
The Ballad of momluvsfootball

momluvsfootball was a Roddick fan, but she took her support too far
Before she knew it she'd end up consumed by the budding tennis star
She sold the house, divorced the husband, collected alimone
And used it to buy tickets to see Andy on the APT.
#1) She say to Roddick "Lose that shirt and hit some balls for me!" (/end #1)
#2) And held up signs about Andy's skills on NBA TV
One day Marion got angry, said "momluvs, hope you got a good health care provider...(/end #2)
#3) "...because you are losing your mind, that sign makes less sense then the one for Gayle Ryder!" (/end #3)
momluvs had a wakeup call, you could say an epiphany
"If I want to stalk but not get noticed, soccer is for me!"
#4) So she went to a club practice, looking for hot mans
But only found ugly parted hair and stupid legging bands (/end #4)
#5) Lost and confused, her husband said "I don't know what to do!
"I guess I'll go jump off a bridge in ritual seppoku!" (end /#5)
momluvs got there just in time and they rekindled the fire
The story has a happy ending when it once couldn't be dire
And the family is back together, functioning as one
And will be happily ever after, unless Roddick has a son


January Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 6
1. kmvenne 6
2. BigBluMasochist 5
3. Tarheel_rockman 3
3. Train Derailer 3
4. NFL-Solomon 2
4. TJ4499 2
4. dadzilla 2
4. Beevillian 2
4. Redwing#19 2
4. ChicagoLaw21 2
4. SaratogaRick 2
5. 123456789 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. BernieRotten 1
5. BAEBS 1
5. BeerMike 1
5. Jellydonut 1
5. WarpedMind 1
5. PHILSGOOD 1
5. Neve723 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 11:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Wait... No. 7?

Surreal funny, no?




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 10:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

7.) And then Dr. Huegot asked him, " How did you get that to stay in there without glue or anything?"

2.  NFL-Solomon helps Joe find that mysterious picture #7....

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 10:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Glad you liked momluvsfootball, I tried to keep it fun and light-hearted. I think I got the badge because I'm the only Knicks fan with the stomach to blog about the team, though wow Knicks fans are real??  I thought that was just make believe like leprichauns, the toothfairy, and eskimos...  (with partial credit to Homer Simpson) 



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 9:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

2.  Actually an ostrich with its head in the sand has a better chance of not being found.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 9:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1. Andy models his latest tennis outfit to Anna Kournikova and Anna Smashnova in the hope they might dress the same in ladies doubles.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 9:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1. Andy models his latest tennis outfit to Anna Kournikova and Anna Smachnova in the hope they might dress the same in ladies doubles.



Since: Oct 1, 2006
Posted on: January 14, 2009 8:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1.  " Walking out of my house, 6 cards crashed. Fluke?"

2. What is under here?

3. Thats imitatable!

4. "When I signed up for this weight loss program, I though it would be jumping jacks, not jacked up jumping."

5. " I'm jumping! Goodbye World!" or " So far down, so very far."



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 6:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

7.) And then Dr. Huegot asked him, " How did you get that to stay in there without glue or anything?"
Hahahaha... It's over! There's your hands-down winner for No. 7!


Wait... No. 7?


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