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Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:31 pm
Edited on: January 14, 2009 4:54 pm
 


I guess it's about time I got another pic up for the women of the site.




































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January Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. BigBluMasochist 4
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. dadzilla 2
3. Beevillian 2
3. Redwing#19 2
3. Train Derailer 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. ChicagoLaw21 2
3. SaratogaRick 2
4. 123456789 1
4. momluvsfootball 1
4. BernieRotten 1
4. TJ4499 1
4. BAEBS 1
4. BeerMike 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. WarpedMind 1
4. PHILSGOOD 1
4. Neve723 1
4. Hoosier Mick 1
4. JimyJaymz 1
4. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Not normally a tennis fan, momluvsfootball just couldn't help but grab herself some of those big balls after the match... Yep, some of those oversized tennis balls that all the players sign autographs on.
2. Man, the things some players will do to get the start in my fantasy league...
3. Yep... That's exactly how it would be if I owned Seaworld.
4. Tonight on the SciFi Channel: "A SciFi original... When scientists breed a common parasite with a rare radioactive python, the results really SUCK, and now the whole town finds itself in a TIGHT SQUEEZE! Tapeworm Constrictor, at 9 p.m. Eastern."
5. Larry always liked to make time for soul-searching. Three or four days a week, he would just spend hours alone, standing on that bridge, contemplating all the problems that life threw at him. This time around, he's wondering why everyone he knows thinks he's such an antisocial loser.
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Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 5:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

7.) And then Dr. Huegot asked him, " How did you get that to stay in there without glue or anything?"



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 5:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Scenes from a severely warped, parallel universe:

1) Martina Navratilova, age 20

2) James Bond Movie Poster "For Your Eyes Only"

3) Dyslexic Fans of Clint Eastwood Westerns (................Pale Rider...?)

4) ".... dere afta me Lucky Charms...!"  cereal commercial

5) Lost footage from the WWII epic movie chronicling American and British soldiers as Japanese POW's housed near a Fen Shui Garden in Tokyo -- "The Bridge Over The River... Why??" 




Since: Jan 8, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 5:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1) i think its time to find a more dependable laundry service, this is just awkward, and the boys are starting to burn...

2) i dont wanna stretch any higher coach

3) why are we holding this sign again?????

4) steady...........

5) who was it that told me it was fun to spit on the boaters from this bridge??




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 5:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Glad you liked momluvsfootball, I tried to keep it fun and light-hearted. I think I got the badge because I'm the only Knicks fan with the stomach to blog about the team, though



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 5:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

4) Try as he might, Larry just couldn't figure out how the constriction bands he bought online from Adam & Eve were suppose to make his member larger...



Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 4:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1) Breathe in, breathe out! Breathe in! Breathe out, remove shirt hit ball breathe in! Breathe out! mental notes so he doesnt pass out.

2) Washington Wizards GM is yelling at the Coach" Look at this picture it clearly shows Miami Crapping out More players, and you said it was impossible. NOW What do you have to say! "

3) Students at a Local Elementary school played a joke on their Teachers today during arachnid day! they decided to create a banner that said Gayle Ryder instead of gay old Spider. Mrs. Ryder on the right was a little Miffed.

4) Hi yaw, whooo waw,  kong chow! The Citibank forward is trying to escape from the chinese leg torture! to me he looks like he's almost got it.

5) After a horrible round Julio Garcia Ramos needed to regain his composure before entering the Press Conference for shooting a record round of 54 on the MGPGA first 18 holes. He states It's not something i'm proud of, shooting A 54 on the Mini-Golf Professional Tour but after a brief reflection (Note the Picture) I can see clearly now that I wasnt concerned with the Windmill it was the Water Traps All afternoon.




Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 4:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1)  Sorry, Andy, even without the shirt, pretty much nobody's watching tennis.

2)  Note to self:  Never take your trainer to Taco Bell a few hours before he helps you stretch out before the game.

3)  All two fans of the pregnant lesbian angler Gayle Ryder cheer her on at the Annual Rasta Fish Anglers Tournament, Barbeque, and Help Sue Paint Her House event.

4)  This training equipment promotes lower body strength, and more importantly, lower body coordination, as the user is one false move from castration.

5)  Once a week Toby would revisit the site where the windmill kicked his ball onto the bridge and into the water, costing him the Tampa Miniature Golf Tourney and the $250 purse that came with the championship, vowing that next year he'd have his revenge.




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 4:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1) After a chance encounter with Momluvs, Andy Reddick..... and pretty sore, too....    




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 4:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Picture Number Four: Your brain on Drugs

Picture Number Five: Your Brain off Drugs

Any questions? 




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: January 14, 2009 4:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#4 - Having got caught with the self bondage devices in his locker, he tried to play innocent and pass it off as training aids. Unfortunately, he wan't too convincing.


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