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Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:31 pm
Edited on: January 14, 2009 4:54 pm
 


I guess it's about time I got another pic up for the women of the site.




































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January Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. BigBluMasochist 4
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. dadzilla 2
3. Beevillian 2
3. Redwing#19 2
3. Train Derailer 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. ChicagoLaw21 2
3. SaratogaRick 2
4. 123456789 1
4. momluvsfootball 1
4. BernieRotten 1
4. TJ4499 1
4. BAEBS 1
4. BeerMike 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. WarpedMind 1
4. PHILSGOOD 1
4. Neve723 1
4. Hoosier Mick 1
4. JimyJaymz 1
4. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Not normally a tennis fan, momluvsfootball just couldn't help but grab herself some of those big balls after the match... Yep, some of those oversized tennis balls that all the players sign autographs on.
2. Man, the things some players will do to get the start in my fantasy league...
3. Yep... That's exactly how it would be if I owned Seaworld.
4. Tonight on the SciFi Channel: "A SciFi original... When scientists breed a common parasite with a rare radioactive python, the results really SUCK, and now the whole town finds itself in a TIGHT SQUEEZE! Tapeworm Constrictor, at 9 p.m. Eastern."
5. Larry always liked to make time for soul-searching. Three or four days a week, he would just spend hours alone, standing on that bridge, contemplating all the problems that life threw at him. This time around, he's wondering why everyone he knows thinks he's such an antisocial loser.
Comments

Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#5:  Sadly, this was the last photo taken of Jorge just before faulty engineering allowed the bridge to collapse and his body was consumed in record time by a school of pirahna illegally dumped yesterday morning.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#3:  Stubbornly, Monica refused to admit Melissa was right when she advised they use a paint by number scheme to enter the contest.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#1:  Due to the harsh economy, even Elton John is auctioning off a few 'works of art' from his bedroom collection.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#4:  Uh...I just don't get it....explain to me again how that exercise improves a man's ball juggling skills....



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#2:  Being a contortionist is all fun and games until someone's spine snaps in half!



Since: Aug 16, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Pic 3).  Fred, the byproduct of Dr. Phillips' Jamaican-whale/equestrian bioengineering disaster, found a gig, and a small amount of fame, as an inspirational speaker.




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#2:  Uh oh....hold on....I think I just pulled a glute



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 3:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

The Truths About Men...

1. Playing with their racket is quite a workout and they simply enjoy it

2. Their actions are usually the result of the thoughts from this guy....yep the ol' head between the legs

3. They enjoy a wet ride anytime.....from any species

4. They do enjoy sports, but let's face it, all exercise is for the sole purpose of increasing stamina and libido for you ladies

5. ....and once the...ahem..... peak of our performance has been achieved, the peaceful calm is an unexplainable moment of dreamland heightened serenity which leads to the perfect slumber




Since: Aug 16, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 2:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Pic 3).  L.A. has been without an NFL team for so long, this is what they have been relegated to rooting for.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 2:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

In honor of this day being for the women, "kmvenne and the caption studio band" present:


The Ballad of momluvsfootball


momluvsfootball was a Roddick fan, but she took her support too far

Before she knew it she'd end up consumed by the budding tennis star

She sold the house, divorced the husband, collected alimone

And used it to buy tickets to see Andy on the APT.

#1) She say to Roddick "Lose that shirt and hit some balls for me!" (/end #1)

#2) And held up signs about Andy's skills on NBA TV

One day Marion got angry, said "momluvs, hope you got a good health care provider...(/end #2)

#3) "...because you are losing your mind, that sign makes less sense then the one for Gayle Ryder!" (/end #3)

momluvs had a wakeup call, you could say an epiphany

"If I want to stalk but not get noticed, soccer is for me!"

#4) So she went to a club practice, looking for hot mans

But only found ugly parted hair and stupid legging bands (/end #4)

#5) Lost and confused, her husband said "I don't know what to do!

"I guess I'll go jump off a bridge in ritual seppoku!" (end /#5)

momluvs got there just in time and they rekindled the fire

The story has a happy ending when it once couldn't be dire

And the family is back together, functioning as one

And will be happily ever after, unless Roddick has a son


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