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Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:31 pm
Edited on: January 14, 2009 4:54 pm
 


I guess it's about time I got another pic up for the women of the site.




































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January Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. BigBluMasochist 4
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. dadzilla 2
3. Beevillian 2
3. Redwing#19 2
3. Train Derailer 2
3. Tarheel_rockman 2
3. ChicagoLaw21 2
3. SaratogaRick 2
4. 123456789 1
4. momluvsfootball 1
4. BernieRotten 1
4. TJ4499 1
4. BAEBS 1
4. BeerMike 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. WarpedMind 1
4. PHILSGOOD 1
4. Neve723 1
4. Hoosier Mick 1
4. JimyJaymz 1
4. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Not normally a tennis fan, momluvsfootball just couldn't help but grab herself some of those big balls after the match... Yep, some of those oversized tennis balls that all the players sign autographs on.
2. Man, the things some players will do to get the start in my fantasy league...
3. Yep... That's exactly how it would be if I owned Seaworld.
4. Tonight on the SciFi Channel: "A SciFi original... When scientists breed a common parasite with a rare radioactive python, the results really SUCK, and now the whole town finds itself in a TIGHT SQUEEZE! Tapeworm Constrictor, at 9 p.m. Eastern."
5. Larry always liked to make time for soul-searching. Three or four days a week, he would just spend hours alone, standing on that bridge, contemplating all the problems that life threw at him. This time around, he's wondering why everyone he knows thinks he's such an antisocial loser.
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Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 1:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

These two should have gone together...

3. Dexter didn't appreciate the joke. Neither did his overweight Jamaican girlfriend, Gayle.

4. Mike tried to get back to the field for the game following his escapade with Dexter's girlfiend - Gayle - behind the equipment shed. Unfortunately, he somehow got Gayle's thong wrapped around his legs on the way.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 1:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

4. Mike tried to get back to the field for the game following his escapade with Dexter's girlfiend - Gayle - behind the equipment shed. Unfortunately, he somehow got Gayle's thong wrapped around his legs on the way.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: January 14, 2009 1:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#2 - "Really it's not what you think, I'm just down here looking for the ball"



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: January 14, 2009 1:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

#1 - Becoming enamoured with his strokes that would lob his balls for the advantage, momluvs offers to become his towel girl.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 1:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

3. Dexter didn't appreciate the joke. Neither did his overweight Jamaican girlfriend, Gayle.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

2. The NBA has officially added the "Shawn Marion Rule" to the books, prohibiting players from sneaking up on referees and tying their shoelaces together.  



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1) In an effort to get more veiwership, the Austraillian Open announces its new laxed dress code, allowing for male tennis players with washboard abs to play shirtless.  Players not so well off immediately files protests claiming discrimination and saying it's very distracting during the match.

2) Are you SURE if I look down here, I'll be able to find some wins?

3) So which one is Gayle Rider exactly?

4) Top Ten reasons Citi is going bankrupt: #6 failed investment in the invention of the "Thigh-Locker Method of Learning Foreign Dance."

5) Suicide hotline workers are late in arriving to try to talk this bridge jumper down.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

1. Simply to annoy her fans, Andy Roddick showed up naked at Billie Jean King's ceremony in Washington D.C. as she was presented the Gerald R. Ford Leadership Award and lobbed tennis balls at her head as she spoke at the podium. The always quick-witted King responded, "This is the first time I've ever felt comfortable while a man tried to hit me in the face with his balls..." 



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

5) It is a little known musical fact that 3 years prior to Simon and Garfunkel's meteoric rise in popularity, Art's relatively unknown twin brother Bart wrote and recorded the abysmal flop "Bridge Over UN-Troubled Water". 



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: January 14, 2009 12:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Andy Roddick plays naked!

5) Luckless Larry was SOOOooo unlucky....

When he decided to end it all by throwing himself off a bridge, the only bridge within 30 miles of his apartment was over a 2-foot deep reflection pool.



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