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Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

Posted on: January 21, 2009 12:07 pm
Edited on: January 21, 2009 5:39 pm
 

 

Unfortunately, anything wetter and wilder was off limits... so I have to give you this .
















 

 

 

 

 

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January Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 9
2. kmvenne 8
2. Mister Peabody 8
3. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. Train Derailer 3
4. NFL-Solomon 3
4. Beevillian 3
5. TJ4499 2
5. dadzilla 2
5. Redwing#19 2
5. ChicagoLaw21 2
5. SaratogaRick 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. Neve723 2
5. BuccinGator 2
5. cubufffan 2
6. 123456789 1
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. BernieRotten 1
6. BAEBS 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. BeerMike 1
6. Jellydonut 1
6. PHILSGOOD 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. As the uglier of the two friends, Sandy wasn't helping her case for attention by deciding to squirt water on Tanya's breasts. She would, as usual, spend the night alone, weeping.
2. "Uh... yeah... sure... I'm Barack Obama. And.. Um... Not only do I want a college football playoff, but the U.S. government will also be giving $200 million in 'bailout' money to the PGA, to improve purse size at all the tournaments. That is all."
3. "Alright guys, we're losing. It's a good thing we brought those D-cell batteries. I know I don't even have to ask, but everyone knows what to do, right?"
4. Dan and Steve celebrate after this year's talent show. As you can tell, Dan is ecstatic, having brought home third prize for his impression of a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped cream.
5. "I know that the rule book mentions that "bribery" is illegal, but no where in there does it say anything about sexual favors.

Comments

Since: Feb 26, 2008
Posted on: January 24, 2009 8:28 am
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

2. After tackling the world of golf one legged Tiger decides to try his hand at presidency




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2009 10:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

XxRedmanxX
1.  Girl in Black: "Desperate House Wives is the best show on T.V."

Girl in Pink: "No Grey's Anatomy is.

Mister Pebody
2.  In 2016, Tiger becomes the first President elected by 100% of the vote by staying focused on golf and saying absolutely nothing political EVER.

teets3
3. A bunch of birds looking up at a plane. Super, man.

Mister Pebody
4.  During the earthquake, not only did their beers get shook up and all foamy on top, but so did Tony.

BuccinGator
5) Corey Ivy, after getting "Warded" by Limus Sweed, seeks protection from the field judge.  Ivy is then heard saying, "Yeah, well you're lucky I'm being held back!"




Moughdiver
#1 Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women f ing a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

#2 There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

#3 Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

#4 As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

#5 (Referee speaking to himself) A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.

 

January Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 10
2. BigBluMasochist 9
3. kmvenne 8
4. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. Train Derailer 3
5. NFL-Solomon 3
5. Beevillian 3
5. BuccinGator 3
6. TJ4499 2
6. dadzilla 2
6. Redwing#19 2
6. ChicagoLaw21 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. Neve723 2
6. cubufffan 2
7. 123456789 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. BernieRotten 1
7. BAEBS 1
7. ktopp24 1
7. teets3 1
7. Moughdiver 1
7. BeerMike 1
7. Jellydonut 1
7. PHILSGOOD 1
7. XxRedmanxX 1
7. Hoosier Mick 1
7. JimyJaymz 1
7. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2009 9:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

Well, better late than never. I think I'll get these in under the wire, but they're probably not worth consideration. My brain is all worn out today.

1.) Jen thinks she's funny because instead of squirting the water on Deb's head to cool her off she is squirting her breasts. Deb thinks she is funny because she has urine in her bottle.

2.)  In a surprise move, Tiger Woods uses an obscure clause in the constitution (Article Fore, Section 18) relating to golf scores to usurp the presidency from Barack Obama.

3.) Only when they make the Jumbotron do these Eagles fans realize they are two weeks late for the NFC Championship.

4.) Who cares how well you Karaoke if you look this silly.

5.) Corey Ivy begs and pleads for the Ref's help because he dreamed one of those big bad Steelers are going to lay him out.




Since: Dec 27, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2009 9:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

5.  Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!  That's just the call I was looking for!




Since: Dec 27, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2009 9:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

5. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! That's just the call I wanted!




Since: Jan 12, 2009
Posted on: January 21, 2009 9:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

1. "i said i dare you to give her a wet willy not wet Wilma"

2. "Govenor Blagoyavich Accepts Tiger Woods Bid and appoints him the Senate seat for Illinois"

3. " Warner says Bow your heads and pray not...."

4.  "BOOD LIght...NO, BUDLIGHT...BOOD Light..."

5. "Hey, is that a whistle in your pocket or you just glad to see me"




Since: Feb 19, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2009 8:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

#1) After an ice-cold inauguration, Obama gal and McCain gal go at it one final time in Cancun

#2) New president Tiger Woods announces Phil Mickleson as his new ambassador to Antartica

#3) John, Alex and Scotty look for their photos on the kiss cam

#4) Marco hits the sauce when he discovered his new hairdo is in fact the only thing more tacky then his clothes

#5) An NFL offical explains to Corey Ivy the proper technique to get space from a receiver




Since: Dec 4, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2009 8:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

5. Late Hit? Late Hit? Let me show you what a late hit looks like!




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2009 6:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

4) Bruce and Chuck smiled as they reminisced about their days on the streets of San Francisco. Every day and every night, holding a beer in one hand and something else you put to your mouth but can't swallow in the other... ah, the good old days of bullhorn evangelism. 

   




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: January 21, 2009 6:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

3) Mike never felt so humiliated in his life as the scoreboard message popped up... "WILL THE FAN WEARING THE EAGLES JERSEY AND BLUE BASEBALL CAP IN SECTION 312 PLEASE RETURN TO ALCOVE BEHIND THE NORTH CONCOURSE MEN'S ROOM AND RETRIEVE YOUR UNDERWEAR. THANK YOU." 



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