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Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

Posted on: February 2, 2009 11:45 am
Edited on: February 2, 2009 11:47 am
 

Think the commercials were good? Too bad we missed the PETA ad that got rejected...

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1. "Stop it! Quit copying me! Mooooooommm!" (Don't ever let anyone tell you that athletes aren't smart.)
2. After tailgating for six hours, Cardinal fan Fred Johnson told his friends he would, "hump Larry Fitzgreald's leg if he scored a touchdown." Nobody expected him to follow through.
3. Well... it looks like somebody got straight-A's at clown college.
4. "Roughing the camera man by way of crotch slide. E Street band will be penalized, and forced to act their age for the reminder of the performance."
5. "That's it, James... Drink up! My creamy milk will make you nice and strong for the second half."

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Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 3:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

3) In yet another shameless promotional stunt for "Frank TV", Frank Caliendo actually called the game in the booth disguised as John Madden while John sat near the pirate ship yelling "BOOM! Frank TV! BOOM! Frank TV" every time someone scored a touchdown.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 3:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

2) We know that security is tight at the Super Bowl, but frisking all the players was a bit over the top.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 3:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

First of all - congrats to momlovesfootball, NFL_Solomon and all of the Steelers faithful.

1) Poor Ben Roethlisberger. No matter where he is or what he's doing, he still has flashbacks of heading face-first into a windshield if he happens to see his reflection.




Since: Nov 24, 2006
Posted on: February 2, 2009 3:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

1. Big Ben prepares to show the media he really can deep throat the Lombardi trophy

2. "Man! I thought only babies had green, disgusting, smelly diarrhea."

3. Bob Hope's little brother always wanted to show the family how big a steeler fan he was.  This year at the super bowl, he planned to eat the Cardinal mascot on the field using his razor sharp teeth he acquired through cosmetic surgery.

4. Max Weinberg looks on in shock as he realizes Little Steven really is going to have the referee knock off Bruce to become head of the E Street Family. As the Ref reaches in his chest pocket for the knife, evil Little Steven looks on closely to watch the horror begin.

5. Nothing can top the milk one but I have to put something: "Now on the next drive, I want you to play even dirtier!  Go for Warner's neck and try to snap it just like this!"




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 3:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

3.  On Groundhog day, Puxatawney Phil's shadow had a real menacing look.  47 more weeks of winter.




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: February 2, 2009 2:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

#1) ".....yep, that bonus money will sure come in handy when I get my new grill..."

#2) Stan's worst fears were realized as he catches sight of the TV camera --- he had always told Mom and Dad he was the Team Doctor...

#3) Unlike the Cardinals defense, this guy has teeth...

#4) After years of evasion, The Boss is finally penalized for impersonating a singer...

#5) "... well, I guess it's true you live by the sword or die by the sword... so when you put that TD ball in your case, make sure you get a couple of yellow flags to go with it..."

OR "...I better not see YOUR ass near the gatorade..."




Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 2:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

1) HI ITS AL MICHAELS BACK WITH SUPER BOWL POST GAME.  IN A SURPRISING DEVELOPMENT, THE OFFENSIVE LINE HAS BET BIG BEN THAT HE COULD NOT FIT THE ENITIRE LOMBARDI TROPHY IN HIS MOUTH.  LETS GO LIVE TO SEE HOW THIS ONE TURNS OUT.




Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 2:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

1) NOW LOOK HERE.  THIS IS HOW YOU KISS THE REFS BUTT TO GET GOOD CALLS. 




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 2:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

What these pictures should have been advertising if they were from Super Bowl Ads,

1.) Based on the size of what Big Ben is holding and the singing he seems to be doing, I'd say that Microsoft has made a slightly smaller, silver model of the Zune this picture would be perfect for promoting.

2.) TheLadders-PersonalAssistants.com. Under 100k+ jobs doing the dirty work for 10M+ people.

3.) CareerStarter.com - because if you have any thoughts about improving a job at CareerBuilder.com, like this guy, you are going to need to start working at a career first.

4.) Lars Ulrich put out his own ad with this picture and the message "Stop downloading music off the internet or I will throw a flag on you! And by a flag, I mean a large lawsuit."

5.) Are your headlocks lacking that certain something? Is your form on your takeover hip tosses weak? Sign up now for classes at Hulk Hogan's Wrestling Dojos and refine your craft!




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 2, 2009 2:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

1.) "Lombardi Trophy in my hand, who's the fairest in the land?" *vision appears* "Awww! Stupid Tom Brady..."

2.) "A hammy massage is fine, but if you think I'm going anywhere near that quad and that green spot, you better get a third TD tonight!"

3) The worst part is that "Detroit 02.05.06" hat. I could see someone wearing that same face paint, but who else would wear something saying "Detroit" at a Super Bowl?

4.) Max Weinberg's halftime show was also effected by the economy, forcing him to cut down from "Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7" to "Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 3 plus a cheesy dancing ref"

5.) "You stay right here, and I'm gonna stare at the reflection off your bald head and watch my back for that Gatorade bucket!"



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