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Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

Posted on: February 3, 2009 12:19 pm
Edited on: February 3, 2009 1:06 pm
 

But I couldn't let this one pass...

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February Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 1
1. Malanca 1
1. River_Rat 1
1. Mister Peabody 1
1. Conshy Rebel 1
1. kmvenne 1                                  
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Hey! Hey! Don't bogart all the... Great. Captain Lung-capacity over here just smoked it all... again .
2. Adult film actor William Shaftner tells directors that the friction burns have cooled off, and he's ready to shoot the midget scene.
3. Worst. Tattoo. Ever. I can't believe he didn't realize that he also needed an apostrophe after the "N".
4. The Ambiguously Gay Duo goes to the market.
5. Most people were skeptical when Nike merged with Creamsicle... Looks like most people were right.

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 4, 2009 11:04 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

yeah conshy, joe picks his winners when he gets around to it, sometimes early sometimes late when he claims his computer is broken again (a.k.a. drunken hangover). 

Yeah... That's why I think we're going to stick to Monday-Thursday. Those Friday contests presented some challenges grading-wise. Wink

 

 




Since: Feb 4, 2008
Posted on: February 4, 2009 9:25 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

cause i had some doozies.... no reason to post 'em now. peace.




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: February 4, 2009 8:08 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

TJ...pump.....ROFLMAO....that was great  Cool

 

Thanks Peabody!  Been struggling as of late, feeling a little humorless.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 11:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

Looks like Joe took a "last hour" break tonight. Good for you - get to bed early for once, which is exactly what I'm going to do right now.




Since: Dec 22, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 11:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

haha that is hilarious haha thats a good one




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 11:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

yeah conshy, joe picks his winners when he gets around to it, sometimes early sometimes late when he claims his computer is broken again (a.k.a. drunken hangover).  Wink




Since: Feb 4, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 10:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

the voting is over??




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 10:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

Bonus nonsense from me.

Another selection of Big Lebowski quotes, because if any day ever lent itself to big Lebowski quotes during this contest, it's probably this one.

1.) "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

2.) "Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"

3.) "Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak."

"Different mothers, huh?"

"No."

"Racially he's pretty cool?"

4.) "And was there anything of value in the car?"

"Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase."

5.) "What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a *#$%&!# beer. He's not taking your *#$%&!# turn, Dude."




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 10:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

The Photo Caption Contest salutes game shows: THE $100,000 PYRAMID

1) "A DUI... Smoking pot... his face..." Things that ruin Michael Phelps' endorsements? BING!

2) "Hey - I just had laser hair removal so maybe I can take off all my clothes and pretend this bucket of ice for the beer is actually a pool, and istead of the olympics I'm at a nude beach and you can take my picture..." Things that Michael Phelps says while stoned at USC frat parties? BING!

3) "Smiling... putting your hands around his waist... direct eye contact... swaying back and forth in unison..." Things that dancers do? "Smiling... umm, moving closer together... " Things that lovers do? "Direct eye contact... tickling his earlobe... smiling..." Ways that the champion Pittsburgh Steelers celerate? BING!

4) "Silver... slim... m
etallic... hand-held... runs on batteries..." Pass.

5) "A picture of a guy wearing one white sneaker and one orange sneaker..." Things that are impossible to caption? BING!

Back to number 4

4) "Vibrating..." THE NEW COOLPIX S600 COMPACT CAMERA FROM NIKON? BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! BING!

 

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 10:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

River_Rat
1.  Start your day like gold medalist Michael Phelps, with a hearty "bowl" of Weedies, breakfast of champions.

teets
2. The homeowners indicated they likely won't leave their trash cans out overnight again in the near future.

kmvenne
3.) Making sure to thank everyone that made a Steelers win possible, Mike Tomlin makes sure to give the Booth Replay Assistant a big smile and a hug after the game.

Mister Peabody
4.  The p*nis-mobile wasn't what shocked the neighbors, it was the Garage-gina.

dolphinwater
5.  "Gonna tell me what I can and cannot do, I'll show them........


Malanca
You know how I know you're gay...

1. You lick your lips before you smoke my bong...

2. You delivered yourself to Clay Aiken's house in a recycling bin...

3. You stare into my eyes before you man hug.  (Look away man.  Look away)...

4. You buy Calvin Klein rims for your electric car (and refer to yourself as the "Queen of Green")...

5. You designed your own sneakers with your Hello Kitty glitter and markers set.


February Scoreboard

1. River_Rat 2
1. kmvenne 2
1. Mister Peabody 2
1. Malanca 2
2. BigBluMasochist 1
2. teets 1
2. dolphinwater 1
2. Conshy Rebel            
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne



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