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Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

Posted on: February 3, 2009 12:19 pm
Edited on: February 3, 2009 1:06 pm
 

But I couldn't let this one pass...

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February Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 1
1. Malanca 1
1. River_Rat 1
1. Mister Peabody 1
1. Conshy Rebel 1
1. kmvenne 1                                  
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Hey! Hey! Don't bogart all the... Great. Captain Lung-capacity over here just smoked it all... again .
2. Adult film actor William Shaftner tells directors that the friction burns have cooled off, and he's ready to shoot the midget scene.
3. Worst. Tattoo. Ever. I can't believe he didn't realize that he also needed an apostrophe after the "N".
4. The Ambiguously Gay Duo goes to the market.
5. Most people were skeptical when Nike merged with Creamsicle... Looks like most people were right.

Comments

Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 10:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

3) The mood was already happy in the locker room but when someone put on Barry White, everyone felt a little closer.3) The mood in the locker room went from jubilant to just plain strange when the idiot kicker replaced "We are the Champions" with a little diddy by Barry White.




Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 10:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

3) The mood was already happy in the locker room but when someone put on Barry White, everyone felt a little closer.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 9:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

Great Moments in Capitalism History!

1.) Omega watches tells spokesmen Michael Phelps to get himself in the paper wearing their watches, warning him "just don't be holding a straw leaning over a glass table". Omega later fired their Director of Clear and Complete Warnings towards Spokesmen.

2.) Waste Management does a consumer study and finds a lack of recycling awareness from the naked and homeless. The campaign is a huge success, and soon recycling bins become the new refridgerator boxes in urban cities across the USA.

3.) The NFL reminds us, in no uncertain terms, that our demand for football as a nation is so great, any supply that they feel fit to give us will be devoured by the masses like a fat kid on cake.

4.) Timing is everything in capitialism. After kmvenne was beaten to the patent office/comment section by Shuless Joe on the excellent Ambiguoisly Gay Duo joke, kmvenne was forced to just nod his head and concede the glory.

5.) Faced with a marketing disaster, Nike's Branding Department renamed these shoes the Jordan XXIV's. They became the hottest selling shoes in history.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 9:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

1.) Breaking News: Michael Phelps is in his 20's. More at 11.

2.) Sorry sir, buy Waste Management is currently unable to accept your dignity for recycling, it is far too eroded to be reused.

3.) Making sure to thank everyone that made a Steelers win possible, Mike Tomlin makes sure to give the Booth Replay Assistant a big smile and a hug after the game.

4.) Due to a typo on the workorder, scientists expected to produce a flying car embarrassingly produced a flaming car instead.

5.) Some people forget the lessons they learned in 3rd grade art class, like always bring more tye-die then you think you need, because you never know...




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 8:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

5.  In a reversal of old sayings, Momluvsfootball proves you can take her out but you can't dress her up.  Wink




Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 8:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

1) On today's episode of "Punked", Michel Phelps smokes a strange substance from a penis pump.




Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 7:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

2) "One square is all I ask." "Can anyone spare a square?"




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 3, 2009 7:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

Sometimes you just have to take the day off the Monday after the Superbowl

#1 - At the end of the game, most Steelers and Cardinals fans found ways to celebrate or get past the lost.

#2 - After passing out, this Steelers fan would find out what his friends really thought of him.

#3 - "We won, you mean we really won?" "Yeah I think we did"

#4 - Never make a bet on the game with a shriner.

#5 - The hangover was so bad that he wouldn't realize that all he had on was the god awful shoes his girlfriend bought him and sock until one of his coworkers pointed it out.




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 3, 2009 7:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

#5 - The members of CBS Sportsline decided that Shuless Joe should no longer go shoeless.  This is what happens when you let Mr. Peabody choose the shoes. 




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 3, 2009 7:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

#3 - Mike Tomlin was over joyed when he found out, that in honor of being the youngest coach to win a SB, that his player was going to tattoo the coaches name on his......

 

 

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