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Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

Posted on: February 3, 2009 12:19 pm
Edited on: February 3, 2009 1:06 pm
 

But I couldn't let this one pass...

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February Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 1
1. Malanca 1
1. River_Rat 1
1. Mister Peabody 1
1. Conshy Rebel 1
1. kmvenne 1                                  
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Hey! Hey! Don't bogart all the... Great. Captain Lung-capacity over here just smoked it all... again .
2. Adult film actor William Shaftner tells directors that the friction burns have cooled off, and he's ready to shoot the midget scene.
3. Worst. Tattoo. Ever. I can't believe he didn't realize that he also needed an apostrophe after the "N".
4. The Ambiguously Gay Duo goes to the market.
5. Most people were skeptical when Nike merged with Creamsicle... Looks like most people were right.

Comments

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 4:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

TJ...pump.....ROFLMAO....that was great  Cool

Malanca - nice set!  You're gonna do well here.  Smile




Since: Aug 24, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 4:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

You know how I know you're gay...

1. You lick your lips before you smoke my bong...

2. You delivered yourself to Clay Aiken's house in a recycling bin...

3. You stare into my eyes before you man hug.  (Look away man.  Look away)...

4. You buy Calvin Klein rims for your electric car (and refer to yourself as the "Queen of Green")...

5. You designed your own sneakers with your Hello Kitty glitter and markers set...




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

#4:  Even a Transformers "Head Unit" can perform on its own!




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:32 pm
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Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

4)  James Bond's latest vehicle not only goes 150 miles an hour but doubles as a luge sled in case henchmen wind up chasing him downhill at an Olympic sking event.

5)  The power of a Nike sponsorship.




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

A public statement from one of Mr. Phelp's sponsor representatives as explanation to the happenings represented by recent photos; "Michael began his afternoon honoring a promise to one of his fans.  He agreed to participate in the fraternity Pi Omicron Tau (POT) science fair project which was testing new devices which would maximize a swimmer's lung inhalation capacity (#1).  After the test Michael began feeling a little lightheaded and nauseated so he decided to try one of the university's new "go green" environmentally friendly outdoor facilities to "drop the kids off at the pool" or number two (#2), if you will.  We are very appreciative of Michael's public actions in favor of saving the environment.  He was then asked to do a public appearance with the newly crowned champions and was captured in an endearing embrace displaying affectionate comradery with another professional athlete (#3).  What a caring human being!  He then donated his time to Chrysler by volunteering as a test driver for the soon to be released Dodge IntraLabial DoOrgasma (DILDO) automobile (#4) designed with the everyday budget conscientious housewife in mind. He took his time and went slowly into the depths of the test tunnel just as the women would drive it. Michael even cares enough to give his services to the women of our community!  And his eventful day ended at the arena where he was escorted off the court while munching nachos and displaying our newest line in footwear (#5).  And they were not stolen out of player's locker as previously stated in a local news release. Mr. Phelps will continue to be a representative of our products due to his generous genuine caring attitude for this country, its people and our natural resources! Thank you."   Michael quit eating brownies your frat buddies gave you! Let's go!




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

1)  The bongboe, a cross between a bong and an oboe, provides a mellow tone only surpassed by the mellow feeling it gives the musician.

2)  Just a fair warning to ya'll, don't buy the lemon snow cones.

3)  Ball'n since Birth is working hard to keep his record intact.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

2.  Erik Estrada does his trademark "gun" motion while recovering from donating at the Hair for Charity event.  Normally people just donate off the top of their head.  He obviously went the extra mile.




Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...


Picture 1: This is the new chlorine test Innocent . Oh yea, it's flamable tooSurprised . Please don't try to smoke the leaves floating around in the pool.


Picture 2: O.K. I should have shown a pinky finger Undecided.


Picture 3:Back up coach, I know your excited! When they said one for the 6th finger, thats not quite what they ment.


Picture 4: Coor's Light unveils the new Silver Bullet, for the happy Wink prop 8 crowd.


Picture 5:  The Air McDonald's garantuee you FAT game.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: February 3, 2009 3:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

1.  Phelps was thrown out of the party after everyone realized that he was actually using the bong as a refuse container for his chewing tobacco.

1.  When security arrived at the dorm, Mike tried to explain that he was of Native American heritage and "they smoke 'em peace pipe."



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