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Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

Posted on: February 12, 2009 11:56 am
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February Scoreboard
1. BernieRotten 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. BigBluMasochist 4
2. Mister Peabody 4
2. dadzilla 4
3. River_Rat 3
3. teets3 3
4. Malanca 2
5. NFL-Solomon 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. gerdeep 1
5. zwic 1
5. Scott00049 1
5. dolphinwater 1
5. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Feeling bored with the same old "cop-responding-to-a-noise-comp
laint routine", male strippers Chad and Paolo try something new. [Knock. Knock. Knock.] "Good evening ladies... we're just two jockeys out looking for our lost filly... Hey, there she is! You want a carrot little lady? You want to chase my steeple? Ooow... you're a naughty one! I might have to use my crop on you!"
2. Hitler had one hell of a jump shot.
3. "Man, I think Juan's back spasms are getting worse."
4. Jenna couldn't understand why all the nude pictures the photographer made her take never appeared in the magazine.
5. "Hmmm... Did I remember to tighten those lug nuts?"

Comments

Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: February 14, 2009 10:42 am
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

 1.  2 of the living members of The Village People are mocking the Kiss fans in photo 2.

2.  The Kiss fans are mocking the the Village People

5. Al Michaels and Dan Dierdoff wonder how the they made Shuless Joes Blog




Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: February 13, 2009 4:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

5) The Crew is admiring the new Red Bull Paint Job with MOTTO supposed to Read " Red Bull Gives you Wings" unfortunately the Painting company painted "Red Wings give you Bull"

4) Off Camera I asked the other cheerleaders to point out the real Tina and Leslie brought me a picture of her.

3) Dirks impression of his cat went all wrong since he didnt land on all fours. Griffin was nearly speechless as he watch Dirks failure.

2) aaaaahhhhhhh, aaaaaaahhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh - SHUT UP i'm trying to make a free throw.

1) Now I know why those little guys get all the Phillies, they may be small but their real Cocky.




Since: Oct 3, 2008
Posted on: February 13, 2009 10:24 am
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

. You over there, look at my package! These jockey shorts really show off my assets!

2. where's Waldo?

3. I'm so pretty! look at me I love myself! 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 12, 2009 11:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

teets3
1. Is that your horse? Yikes -- he's hung like a jockey.

NFL-Solomon
2.) And then, nobody had to wonder which college Peter Cris's 3 girls were attending.

imasphincter
3)  "Hey, watch what I can do to this giraffe"

Moughdiver
#4 Sex-a-holic Jenna takes being a blonde to new heights when she try's masturbating her own picture..

BigBluMasochist
5) As his Toyota bursted into flames before reaching the pit, A.J. Allmendinger's crew reevaluates their decision to use "Reliable Rico's Magico Rubber Circles" as their new tire distributor.




teets3
Nursery Rhymes:

1. Really short horsemen in tight underwear...They've got manhood, though you might wonder where.

2. Zealous douchebaggery, eat a full bowl...For some marriage is an unmeetable goal.

3. Nice bit of effort from the silly new kid...But you'll never start, and you look really stupid.

4. Bosting her picture, she flashes a grin...All the while plagued by the rashes within.

5. Men in shirts sponsored by Red Bull and Puma...Lamenting returning to beds full of fupa.

 


February Scoreboard

1. BernieRotten 5
1. teets3 5
1. BigBluMasochist 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. Mister Peabody 4
2. dadzilla 4
3. River_Rat 3
4. Malanca 2
4. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. gerdeep 1
5. zwic 1
5. imasphincter 1
5. Moughdiver 1
5. Scott00049 1
5. dolphinwater 1
5. Conshy Rebel 1         
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne




Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: February 12, 2009 11:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

1) Old Timers Day at the track seemed like a great idea until a an arguement over who would ride hobby horse #6 turned into a briefs vs boxers fight to the death.




Since: Dec 14, 2008
Posted on: February 12, 2009 7:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

1.  In the Horse Racing version of " Skins vs Shirts", between the (RJA) "Retired Jockey Association", and the leauges current riders, there was a bit of a twist in this years race.

2.  And then someone suddenly yelled, " Free Cheese"....

3.  As seen here, Nick was showing tony, how he plays soccer on his Wii..........

4.  At this years cheerleading tryouts, for the, " shoeless Joe"  team, Cindy was proud of the two Cheerleading moves she has learned, and displays them here, in her portfolio.......

5.  "Larry look over there, them Sumbeech's are over there laughing and I know it was them that took my 7/16" allen wrench out of my box.  To larry's reply, " Yup, I bet it was Jr himself"...... 



imasphincter
Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: February 12, 2009 7:40 pm
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Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: February 12, 2009 7:35 pm
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Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: February 12, 2009 7:31 pm
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Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: February 12, 2009 6:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

I'm a tard, this should have said:

2.) And then, nobody had to wonder which college Ace Freely's 3 girls were attending.

I forgot my Kiss makeup identifying chart.



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