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Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

Posted on: February 24, 2009 11:50 am
 

 

If only this guy was smart enough to take advantage of his condition... like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1.  It has nothing to do with the picture, but does anyone else wonder how Caveman pulled that chick he was with on the beach? I mean, more props to him, but I just don't see what's in it for her. He treats the chick like crap too... making her carry his metal detector and all.
2. "Oh sure... these rappers make having a G-unit sound all glamorous, but in real life, having a unit like this is quite a painful medical condition."
3. In basketball, as in karate, it is always proper to bow to your opponent before delivering a near-lethal chop to the neck.
4. Will Ferrell practices for his role as Peter Griffin in the live-action Family Guy movie. "Sshhhh Aaaahhhhhh.... Sshhhh Aaaahhhhhh.... Sshhhh Aaaahhhhhh.... Sshhhh Aaaahhhhhh.... Sshhhh Aaaahhhhhh...."
5. Dave knew he would be ridiculed for letting his motorcycle lose to the bicycles and the men in fat suits, but hey, at least he beat the one-shoed midget.

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Since: Jan 31, 2009
Posted on: February 25, 2009 11:06 am
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

 

1. "yeah buddy, i got the money you could be saving with Geico right here!"

2. The Big G, as he was known to his friends back on the island of Waponi Woo, liked Orange Crush so much that he carried around a cooler of the good stuff where-ever he went.

3. Coach D'Antoni is finally driven to madness coaching the Knicks and, after a Karate Kid Marthon on TNT, he begins following an NBA ref everywhere he goes asking. "Yes, wax on, wax off - I know, but how does that help me hit that fine piece of tail, Mr. Miyagi?"

4. Will Farrell loosened up quietly on the side line waiting for his big moment when he would implement Operation: Sneakers of Glory.

5. The latest season of The Biggest Loser TV show goes horribly wrong when, in an effort to boost sagging ratings, television execs decide to combine it the Tour de France.




Since: Jan 31, 2009
Posted on: February 25, 2009 10:50 am
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

1. "yeah buddy, i got the money you could be saving with Geico right here!"

2. The Big G, as he was known to his friends back on the island of Waponi Woo, liked Orange Crush so much that he carried around a cooler of the good stuff where-ever he went.

3. Coach D'Antoni is finally driven to madness coaching the Knicks and, after a Karate Kid Marthon on TNT, he begins following an NBA ref everywhere he goes asking. "Yes, wax on, wax off - I know, but how does that help me hit that fine piece of tail, Mr. Miyagi?"

4. Will Farrell loosened up quietly on the side line waiting for his big moment when he would implement Operation: Sneakers of Glory.

5. The latest season of The Biggest Loser TV show goes horribly wrong when, in an effort to boost sagging ratings, television execs decide to combine it the Tour de France.

 

 



Kazmanian Devil
Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: February 25, 2009 12:31 am
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 24, 2009 11:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

Tarheel_rockman
1) Larry the Caveman was so excited after the Capitols scored the winning goal that he had a momentarily flashback, letting out a primordial scream and throwing a wooden spear at the Zamboni machine which, in the heat of the moment, he mistook for a wooly mammoth.

teets3
2. He gained points with team execs by not opting for his usually workout drink, Cookie Dough Sport.

Tarheel_rockman
#3) Jim Carrey reprises his role from the film The Truman Story in the sequel The Truman Story II: Where There's Smoke..., but in this version Carrey plays an NBA coach in his "Fire Marshall Bill" character who pulls the arena fire alarm every game to avoid a losing season.

SpartanFanDan
4. Will Ferrell was tired of thinking up new ways to get laughs so he decided he would go to the place where happiness dies, an Indiana Pacers game.

SpartanFanDan
5. "Please Dude, give me a ride those 2 fat guys are trying to eat me!!"
 


BigBluMasochist

What would Nipsey Russell have to say about this?
1) "I'm either really old or I'm simply insane - 'cause I'm seeing a caveman at this hockey game!"

2) "Now let me set the record straight, and don't think I'm being sardonic; but that juice your drinkin' won't help your weight, 'cause my friend it's hypertonic!"

3) "A ref is paid to be evenhanded, so don't pray to him for assistance; For his trousers might become expanded, if you go down on your knees in persistence!"

 4) "Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell - can't you see your career is in peril; You're films are all weak, like your dough-boy physique - and your comedic talent is sterile."

5) "Look at these fools, like a couple of tools - they dressed head to toe all in latex; All the bikes pass them by, and a stoned, shirtless guy - they should really be wearing a playtex!"

 

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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 24, 2009 11:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

Man... I wonder who was pulling all the thumb jokes a few months back?

 

 




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: February 24, 2009 9:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

And how many thumb jokes is that, kmvenne?

I'm pretty sure that's my first thumb joke, Shuless. Althought I will admit when I thought of it, I though "Wow, I can't believe I've never pulled out the two thumbs gag yet!" So it probably would have been my 5th if I had a time machine. It's easily my 4th Street Fighter Joke in the last 60 days, though Cool .




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 24, 2009 8:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

1) "GEKKO... GEKKO!! Get down here now Gekko - I know you're up there in the cheap seats, you slimy limey little  S**T! If Geico can't make up it's mind, then I'm making it up for them! Get down here now and lets end this thing ONCE AND FOR ALL!!"




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 24, 2009 8:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

4) Does anyone know what it feels like to surpress a "backdoor breeze" for four quarters? Will Ferrell does...




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 24, 2009 8:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

3) The refs remained fairly calm in putting up with the coach's tasteless racist jokes throughout the game, but they had no choice but to throw him out after his "Oh, honowable wefewee... would you likey to hear one mowe joke about-ah-Chinese?" remark.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: February 24, 2009 7:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Corporate clowns...

What would Nipsey Russell have to say about this?

1) "I'm either really old or I'm simply insane - 'cause I'm seeing a caveman at this hockey game!"

2) "Now let me set the record straight, and don't think I'm being sardonic; but that juice your drinkin' won't help your weight, 'cause my friend it's hypertonic!"

3) "A ref is paid to be evenhanded, so don't pray to him for assistance; For his trousers might become expanded, if you go down on your knees in persistence!"

 4) "Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell - can't you see your career is in peril; You're films are all weak, like your dough-boy physique - and your comedic talent is sterile."

5) "Look at these fools, like a couple of tools - they dressed head to toe all in latex; All the bikes pass them by, and a stoned, shirtless guy - they should really be wearing a playtex!"  



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