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Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

Posted on: March 9, 2009 9:53 am
 


Oddly enough, there are not that many funny videos having to do with Batman. This one has it's moments, though.

 

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March Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 4
1. BigBluMasochist 4
2. kmvenne 3
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. BernieRotten 1
3. fbombmike 1
3. teets 3 1
3. jzinger34 1
3. SpartanFanDan 1
3. rjucla 1                         
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. After a steady diet of Tecate and enchiladas, Batman's little known cousin, El Hombre Murciélago, finally pays the price when his double chin rips through his costume and exposes his true identity... Horatio Sans!
2. Even in the middle of his delivery, Fernando Valenzuela never took his eye off the hotdog vendor.
3. "OH YEAAAH!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!! NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOOOOOBOOODY, MESSES WITH THE MASKED MANIAC!!! YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT PAIN IS WHEN I CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE!!! Seriously, though, I'm good. I don't want to make any upgrades to my wireless plan."
4. Ben Stiller eats a very large slice of invisible sausage pizza.
5. "Ha ha... Very funny guys. When I told you about my size problem I was really just hoping that we could add a little extra room in my fire suit."

 

 

 

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 9, 2009 11:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

kmvenne
1.) Little known fact: Batman is called the Dark Knight not because of his vigilante justice, but because of his rampant case of jungle fever.

redbirdrouser
2. I didn't realize "Kruk" was a Spanish surname?

River_Rat
3. 4 fans have finally figured out that to be a fan of the WWE is like making it with a fat chick.  It's really fun to do, but you don't want your friends to see you.

Mister Peabody
4.  Ben defeats his left hand in his nightly stare off contest but loses badly to his right hand, which then proceeds to slap the bejesus out of him.

BernieRotten
5) Smiling Bob and the Enzyte team show off the ginormously engorged wrench. It started out as a standard 9/16th but after contact with the Enzyte car, ballooned to a whopping 4x9.



BigBluMasochist
The Photo Caption contest salute to REALLY BAD PICKUP LINES...

1) "You know girls... if I stop drinking right now, take my pills soon and think real hard about Princess Leia, my chin won't be the only thing that's doubled in size..."
2) "You know, my face really isn't this fat... it just looks fat because of the chaw. And the cool ranch doritos."
3) "Listen baby, I promise not to wrestle with your emotions if you promise not to mask your feelings for me. 'kay?
4) "Sweetie, you play your cards right and I just might by you a gown that matches this suit."
5) "I couldn't find a screw in my toolbox, so here... 'Do you wanna wrench?' "

 

March Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 5
1. BigBluMasochist 5
2. kmvenne 4
3. BernieRotten 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. River_Rat 1
4. fbombmike 1
4. teets3 1
4. redbirdrouser 1
4. jzinger34 1
4. SpartanFanDan 1
4. rjucla       
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 9, 2009 10:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

Theme: T.V. News reports of Arrests Dude... Surprised

 

 

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 9, 2009 10:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

 

apologies for the "double send"... I hate that!

 

No worries, Mike. Laughing




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 9, 2009 10:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

All I can say is YouTube and "Batman on drugs".

 

Lol... I almost posted that one for you.




Since: Jan 21, 2009
Posted on: March 9, 2009 9:20 pm
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Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: March 9, 2009 8:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

5.  Kurt stands ready during pre race for the next time ol' DW says Boggity, Boggity, Boggity. 




Since: Aug 17, 2006
Posted on: March 9, 2009 8:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

  1. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...Jimmy Kimmel's older, fatter cousin
  2. As Albert Brooks said in The Scout, "remember Fernando Valenzuela, came into the league a pitcher, left as a truck."
  3. I'm Sargent Kabukiman, NYPD
  4. Duplex up this sleeve, Along Came Poly up this sleeve, and I make my acting career magically disappear!
  5. This is clearly the biggest tool any of you will ever see.

 




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: March 9, 2009 8:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

5.  Some people use car keys to pick out wax buildup in their ears, Kurt has to use this.  




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: March 9, 2009 8:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

4.  Ben stands in amazement that his option still hasen't been picked up, for Something About Mary II, Night at the Museum II, or Dodgeball II. 




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: March 9, 2009 8:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Dark Knight

3. 4 fans have finally figured out that to be a fan of the WWE is like making it with a fat chick.  It's really fun to do, but you don't want your friends to see you. 



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