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Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

Posted on: March 16, 2009 11:52 am
Edited on: March 16, 2009 11:54 am
 


...from France!

 


Also... We're still looking to fill a few final bracket spots for college basketball Member Mayhem. The winner will receive a piece of autographed memorabilia! I've posted a list of available schools near the end of this thread ... hope to see a few of you there.


 

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March Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 9
2. kmvenne 7
3. BigBluMasochist 6
4. BernieRotten 4
5. rjucla 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. Gundy22 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. Gabbo Del Sol 1
6. locotbish 1
6. gerdeep 1
6. jtothed 1
6. fbombmike 1
6. teets3 1
6. redbirdrouser 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. SpartanFanDan 1                           
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. "Wow... this booth is a lot nicer than the one I usually use at the Adult Superstore! Just show me where the 'play' button is at and I'll be all set."
2. When the Day Man plays the Night Man one-on-one, Green Man is obviously one of the most enthusiastic fans.
3. "That big? Ha! That's not so bad! The way you were talking about the guys on your planet... I mean, I can compete with tha... What? You're talking about girth?!?!"
4. Steve Urkel's jump shot was nearly unstoppable, but it was his trademark taunt, "Did I do that?" that really unnerved his opponents.
5. Abe Sullivan experimented with the world's largest ventriloquist dummy, but audiences shunned Abe, saying that his act was perverted and unnatural. After months of pressure and declining ticket sales, Abe finally switched to the traditional, and "much more natural", schoolboy dummy.

 

Comments

Since: Dec 16, 2007
Posted on: March 24, 2009 9:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

1. "WoW. When that bathroom renovation place said that it would be the ultimate  experience, I didn't think that they would include surround sound."

 2. "Wookie, would you qit with the goosing already."

3. "You know, those guys could hit the basket even it was this wide."

4. "Man, Earkle would have mad that basket. Why did he have to give up his scholarship for some dumb TV show?"

5. "O'k,O'k, can we get this over already. What you have to do for a chance at stardom."




Since: Aug 9, 2008
Posted on: March 17, 2009 1:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

1. These iPod docks just keep getting cooler and cooler.  Man, I wish I would time travel in this thing.

2. Marquette's reject mascot section: Chewbacca, Booger Man, and The Waiter.

3. Sparkle Motion, the College Years.

4. Urkel's BJ count is up to four.

5. Geezer's day at the Victoria's Secret Lingerie Show.




Since: Mar 17, 2009
Posted on: March 17, 2009 12:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

Pic#5) Although not invited to the Big Dance, Bobby Cremins likes to make an entrance! 




Since: Oct 4, 2008
Posted on: March 17, 2009 10:41 am
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

 1)  After years of following more traditional marketing guidelines, Oil of Olay unveils it's exciting new campaign - the live in dispenser (watch out for that pump!!)  Bruce is all pins & needles as the 'Before' picture is snapped.....  ( #5 is already a success story)




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: March 17, 2009 10:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

 3) Every year around this time, duke basketball fans scoure the internet looking for the ugliest co-eds from other schools to counterdebate the legions of fans of other teams who remind Duke that their girl's are hideous to look at. And every year, none of them come close to hurting the eyes as much as a Duke girl does.

 

 

 

LOL  -- always happy to see your Duke jokes, kmvenne...and yes, there was a reason we stayed in Chapel Hill and did not venture over to Durham while Dookie guys always came to Chapel Hill incognito ("slumming")... Wink




Since: Mar 6, 2007
Posted on: March 17, 2009 7:29 am
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

 

 I knew Bernie would give me a run for my money on that third one.  Great captions yesterday.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 17, 2009 12:38 am
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

locotbish
1) The new Sharper Image Portapotty 5000 was an instant hit.

BernieRotten
2) Hasbro introduces the latest version of the popular game "Clue". The Butler is still around but they added an Alien, a Wookie and a Slow kid.  Traditional weapons, like the lead pipe and revolver, have been replaced with a basketball and a STD. The library is now a arena and the conservatory is Dick Vitale's dressing room. It is sure to provide hours of twisted entertainment.

BernieRotten
3) Although both had powerful mind control, the Wicked Witch was easily defeated by the Good Witch's sex appeal.  

BernieRotten
4) It was no surprise that college kids prefered BJ's 4-1 over the lesser known BG.  

locotbish
5) Looks like Benjamin Button swooped in and stole the first lady of California.

 

Tarheel_rockman
1)  “Diamonds are Indeed Forever”  In this remake of the “Diamonds Are Forever” blockbuster, Ernst Blofeld is successful in his attempt to escape the oil rig via this French-made submarine (shown), which immediately sinks to the bottom because the French failed to install the glass porthole in the side of the craft.  In this version, Bond keeps the diamonds and then sends Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) into orbit (ooo-la-la).

2)  “The Spy Who Stupped Me”  In this little-known precursor to the successful “The Spy Who Loved Me”, tycoon Karl Stromberg’s Atlantis hideout springs a nuclear leak, so that all of his henchmen are immediately recognizable and tracked down, even at college basketball games.  As in the more successful version, Russian agent Triple X (Barbara Bach) and Bond escape the Atlantis and it’s astronomically priced rooms via an escape pod only to make passionate love, but in this version Triple X (Bach) quickly discovers she has a three octave voice and trades in her agent card for a life in the Russian Opera.

3)  “Cheap Goldfinger”   In this 2009 sequel to “Goldfinger”, Auric Goldfinger’s stock crashes and he is forced to sell off his beloved 24-carat gold bullion and use cheap gold to carry out his diabolical painting of Pussy Galore’s granddaughter and her “friend”, who immediately turns green.

4)  "Quantum Leap of Solace”  In this, part two of the immensely successful “Quantum of Solace”, Steve Erkel plays the role of himself as Quantum’s mad scientist who brainwashes Xavier students into believing they can actually make it to the Sweet Sixteen.  Upon foiling Erkel’s plan, Bond is forced to provide solace to all the affected co-eds.

5) “Octogenerianpussy”&nbs
p; Maud Adams reprises her role as “Octopussy” in this remake of the famous film set in 2009 London.  In this deleted scene, Kamal Kahn (Louis Jordan) secretly hides the priceless Faberge egg on the person of Octopussy without her knowledge, and then spontaneously breaks out into “Tank heaven, for little gurls…”.  


March Scoreboard

1. Mister Peabody 9
2. kmvenne 7
2. BernieRotten 7
3. BigBluMasochist 6
4. locotbish 3
5. rjucla 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. Gundy22 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Gabbo Del Sol 1
6. gerdeep 1
6. jtothed 1
6. fbombmike 1
6. teets3 1
6. redbirdrouser 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. SpartanFanDan 1     &nbs
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

 

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 17, 2009 12:09 am
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

 

 5) So, ummmmm.... where's his hand...?

(Nice lines today, Joe.... )

 

Thanks! I wasn't so crazy about the Green Man one, but I thought the other four were OK today. Laughing

 

 




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: March 16, 2009 11:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

 

 While I'm fixing things...

1) As soon as this bad economy proved it would not go away easy, everyone raced to in vent a Futureama-style suicide booth.

 




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: March 16, 2009 10:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: We come in Peace...

And let's fix this one while we are at it...

 

1) As soon as this bad economy proved it would not go away easy, everyone raced to event a Futureama-style suicide booth.

2) Green Man proved to everyone that he didn't need to blast PatheticGirl43 in the face with a ball to continue to be an internet sensation.

3) Every year around this time, duke basketball fans scoure the internet looking for the ugliest co-eds from other schools to counterdebate the legions of fans of other teams who remind Duke that their girl's are hideous to look at. And every year, none of them come close to hurting the eyes as much as a Duke girl does.

4) This giant Urkel head may be neither all that funny or all that distracting, but it's a great way to get some free cheeeeese.

5) Bernie Madoff's younger brother is seen with what looks like one of A-Roid's former ladyfriends, the term lady used very very loosly.

 



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