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Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

Posted on: April 14, 2009 11:14 am
Edited on: April 14, 2009 11:14 am
 

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 9
2. kmvenne 6
3. D2Moo 4
4. BernieRotten 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. SaratogaRick 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. jtothed 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. howie115 2
5. ButkusPayton85 2
6. More...insulin! 1
6. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jan 17, 2008
Posted on: April 15, 2009 3:52 am
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

uhhh, thank-you? 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 15, 2009 12:43 am
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

Very, very tough choice on the compendium tonight! Phenomenal job to everyone on that one!

 Mister Peabody
1.  Pompey, or more correctly Pomp Eye, is a severe medical condition that evidently leads to severe hair growth from the sides of your eyeballs and severe cranial pressure thus requiring the use of a 10,000 p.s.i. hat to keep your brain from exploding.

Stanley Ipkiss
"You can look all you want kid, but I'm telling you there are no nipples under there."

Mister Peabody
3.  The Ducks player was actually aiming for the hot chick in the 3rd row to see if he could "turn on some high beams".

Sunnysidez86
 #4 The fans in the stands were told of a new way t-shirts could be launched into the crowd.  No this isn't it you perv.

jtothed
5. I knew it. That story our parents told us about walking to school uphill both ways in the snow is a bunch of crap.



Tarheel_rockman
Popeye's blacksheep cousin -- Pompey the sailor man!

1) "I'mmmm (1) Pompey The Sailor Mannnn!  I live down in Birmingham... I like to go chillin' (3) with bow-legged women(4)!  And 'dem Ruskies (4) can kiss my can!"

2) Wimpy in disguise: "Good morning, old pal o' mine... I'll galdly pay you Thursday..."

3) Pompey: "Ya gonna take dat sittiin down??? ...looks like yas could stand ta borrow a can o' me spinach and then open up your own can o' woop-ass!!"

4) Pompey: "Hmmmm... sure gotta swell patootie...should'a brought me olive oil... ARARARARARAR...!"

5) Pompey: "Cold War over me arse!! Come near me, and I'll put dat stick where da sun don't shine.. and I ain't talkin Arctic Circle!!"

 

April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 9
2. kmvenne 6
3. D2Moo 4
3. Mister Peabody 4
4. BernieRotten 3
4. Tarheel_rockman 3
4. jtothed 3
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. SaratogaRick 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. howie115 2
5. ButkusPayton85 2
6. Stanley Ipkiss 1
6. Sunnysidez86 1
6. More...insulin! 1
6. jruss445 1       
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p;     &nb
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne




Since: Oct 2, 2006
Posted on: April 15, 2009 12:17 am
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

Picture 4

 

Ahh, Vinegar!  That's what I forgot to pick up at the store.  Thanks.

 

 




Since: Oct 2, 2006
Posted on: April 14, 2009 11:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

Picture 2

 

"You can look all you want kid, but I'm telling you there are no nipples under there."

 

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 14, 2009 11:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

 

#2 This could be a photo of my wife giving birth to my son!

#4 This looks more like my wife giving birth to by daughter

 

Lol... so wrong.

 

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 14, 2009 11:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

this is such a joke... people steal your concepts, change a couple words, and this dope shuless joe gives the award to the person who stole the original idea... no originiality from these people, just a bunch of followers who steal... in this world there are leaders and there are followers, stop being followers people, learn to be leaders... chumps. Most of the time the credit goes to the person who started a winning idea, especially if it's really original. But just throwing out a concept out there isn't always enough. This thing is about "funny". Most of the time, a concept is funniest the first time you read it, regardless of the wording. So... if someone is still able to out-funny you on a rehashed concept, I guess you should have done it a little better the first time. Besides, there are only so many angles for a lot of these pictures. A lot of people don't even read every comment before they post, and I don't blame them.

This thing is all for fun bro... lighten up.

 

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 14, 2009 10:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

Really Joe, if you would have put those two pics in the same grouping I would have died! Nah, I gotta space them out a little bit so my wife doesn't think I'm too big a perv. It's looks bad enough that I have a folder full of this stuff. Wink

 

 




Since: Aug 31, 2008
Posted on: April 14, 2009 10:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

pic#1.     
;my older brother, he'a always play'a da joke on me. he may have'a da big arms, but i have'a da big......

pic#2.     pompey the sailor paid me to get sweet pea for him, but i would have done it for free.

pic#3.     
;like my shirt says "ducks."

pic#4.     uh, how long do i have to hold her up? how long do i have to hold this fart?

pic#5.     
;i finally dont have to hear ricola anymore.




Since: Aug 31, 2008
Posted on: April 14, 2009 9:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

pic. # 1.    this funhouse mirror ita maka me look funny, yea.

pic. # 2.    okay, here is how it's gonna be. you eat my porridge, i eat your baby, fair?

pic. # 3.    fresh sweaty snow cones.

pic. # 4.    i had burrito's last night, how about you?

pic. # 5.    mental patient escapes. " i'm bond, james bond i told you."




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 14, 2009 9:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

Oh what the heck, I'll give it a shot.... Man... gonna be a tough choice on the set tonight. Undecided

 

 



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