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Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

Posted on: April 20, 2009 9:10 am
Edited on: April 20, 2009 9:12 am
 

 

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 11
2. kmvenne 7
3. Tarheel_rockman 5
3. Mister Peabody 5
4. D2Moo 4
5. BernieRotten 3
5. jtothed 3
5. bigriggs1 3
6. NFL-Solomon 2
6. River_Rat 2
6. Gunner92 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. howie115 2
6. ButkusPayton85 2
7. NCAABKJNKY81 1
7. Stanley Ipkiss 1
7. Sunnysidez86 1
7. More...insulin! 1
7. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


 

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 9:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

kmvenne
1) The Deutsche Post girls all got 10 minutes with the Deutsche Post Pleasure Device, held by the girl in front. Looking at that long line, I hope somebody brought a few extra sets of batteries.

GBEAR
2) I think I have yellow fever now.  Thanks Joe.

Mister Peabody
3. It was evident that Julie had suddenly developed a micro black hole in the center of her face and was sucking everything in.

kmvenne
4) It's not PVC piping, it's a cast mold from the time the elevator door shut and I wasn't standing at the very back!

NFL-Solomon
5.) As Noah fills the Ark, he points to his right and tells his son, " and I definitely want two of those".





NFL-Solomon
WOMEN, IN THE FUTURE...

1.) 2020 France's military divisions, now all female because their men are all cowards, proudly sport their French "We REALLY ARE Yellow" Uniforms.
2.) Also 2020 Since France's favorite tactic is the retreat, the Germans have taken to stamping "Deutche Post" on the French during wargames, a kind of tag, you're it.
3.) 2016 Chinese Army Cadets now fill all the contestant roles for Miss USA.
4.) 2046 Provincial Princesses of North America Consult with their Japanese robots in laying the new pipeline across the Pacific Glacier, yeah, thanks a *#&^$! Al Gore!
5.) 2025 Santa has been replaced by illegal immigrant Santita Juanita Maria Claus-Sanchez.

 

April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 11
2. kmvenne 9
3. Mister Peabody 6
4. Tarheel_rockman 5
5. D2Moo 4
5. NFL-Solomon 4
6. BernieRotten 3
6. jtothed 3
6. bigriggs1 3
7. River_Rat 2
7. Gunner92 2
7. SaratogaRick 2
7. WarpedMind 2
7. howie115 2
7. ButkusPayton85 2
8. NCAABKJNKY81 1
8. Stanley Ipkiss 1
8. GBEAR 1
8. Sunnysidez86 1
8. More...insulin! 1
8. jruss445 1     &nbs
p;     &nb
sp;     &n
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January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 8:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

1) I'll take number two with a side of four and shower with number six. Thanks joe. "I'll have what he's having." Wink

 

 

 




Since: Nov 25, 2006
Posted on: April 20, 2009 5:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

dang...that's pic #4 not 5...I'm not having a good day. 




Since: Nov 25, 2006
Posted on: April 20, 2009 5:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

#5 A few days after the party Ming woke up in a haze.  She thought she was coming down with a flu, but the doc told her it was really just the "blue man croupe."   

(bad I know....but I thought of it and had to type it or else I'd have it stuck in my brain all day.) 




Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 5:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

1)  I'll take number two with a side of four and shower with number six. Thanks joe.

2) I think I have yellow fever now.  Thanks Joe.

3) Jen didn't think the smell was coming from here upper lip, but she felt it wrong not to make sure.

4)"We'll destract them with the pipes all you have to do is sneak up behind them and knock 'em over the hear. k?"

5) "Hey Suzy pull my finger."




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 4:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

4.) Time for the Thai Stick, Shinza and Takai have the extra long lighters and the blue man group has the pipe, but where's Snoop with the goods? 




Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 4:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

For background purpose: DHL is a subsidiary of Deutshe Post ...




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 4:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

General Motors .... geez




Since: Nov 12, 2006
Posted on: April 20, 2009 4:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

Picture 3.

"She that smelt it, dealt it" 




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 4:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

 Genaral Moters announced it's trimmed down line of Chapter 11-proof, Stimulus-compliant vehicles today:

1)  The Checkered Cab.  German Engineered.  Your choice of color, as long as it's yellow.  All equipment standard, except headlight size varies. 

2)  Again, The Checkered Cab.  All Bumpers standard.  Thoroughly crash tested -- impact resistent design springs back to original form after every collision. 

3)  The Shinwaaaaaaaa.  Sub-compact Korean import from the Daewoo Division.  Fun to drive, but unexpectedly unstable under some conditions.  Once started, often difficult to shut off. 

4)  The Shinwaaaaaaaa Sport.  Features optional racing stripes.  Sleek lines with excellent handling on snow or ice.  Excellent fuel economy. 

5) The Goulag.  Russian/Slavic import by catalogue order only.  Stylish with exotic appeal.  Shag carpeting.  Classic import initially runs great, but tends to skip after US warrantee expires, but at that point you don't care anymore. 



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