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Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

Posted on: April 20, 2009 9:10 am
Edited on: April 20, 2009 9:12 am
 

 

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 11
2. kmvenne 7
3. Tarheel_rockman 5
3. Mister Peabody 5
4. D2Moo 4
5. BernieRotten 3
5. jtothed 3
5. bigriggs1 3
6. NFL-Solomon 2
6. River_Rat 2
6. Gunner92 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. howie115 2
6. ButkusPayton85 2
7. NCAABKJNKY81 1
7. Stanley Ipkiss 1
7. Sunnysidez86 1
7. More...insulin! 1
7. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


 

Comments

Since: Jul 8, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 2:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

3.   As President and founding member of the Itty Bitty Tittie Comittee.....it was Aprils job to distract her mates with funny faces as big busted blondes walked by. 




Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: April 20, 2009 2:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

 3. Phew... Who ordered the 'Poo poo' platter?




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 2:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

WOMEN, IN THE FUTURE...

1.) 2020 France's military divisions, now all female because their men are all cowards, proudly sport their French "We REALLY ARE Yellow" Uniforms. 

2.) Also 2020 Since France's favorite tactic is the retreat, the Germans have taken to stamping "Deutche Post" on the French during wargames, a kind of tag, you're it.

3.) 2016 Chinese Army Cadets now fill all the contestant roles for Miss USA.

4.) 2046 Provincial Princesses of North America Consult with their Japanese robots in laying the new pipeline across the Pacific Glacier, yeah, thanks a *#&^$! Al Gore!

5.) 2025 Santa has been replaced by illegal immigrant Santita Juanita Maria Claus-Sanchez.




Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: April 20, 2009 1:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

4. I've heard of shrinkage due to the cold, but this is ridiculous.... Stop laughing! 




Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: April 20, 2009 1:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

 2. I'd let them Deutsche my Post any day.




Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: April 20, 2009 1:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

 1. The Indian government finally answers the question "Who drives cabs in India?"




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 1:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

1) The Deutsche Post girls all got 10 minutes with the Deutsche Post Pleasure Device, held by the girl in front. Looking at that long line, I hope somebody brought a few extra sets of batteries.

2) A Deutsche Post logo on the back of your shorts is the German version of a tattoo on your lower back. It might as well be a bullseye.

3) 4 of the 5 waitressess have got used to the smell of Kim Chee. 1 waitress misses her job at the sewage plant, where things wern't quite this bad.

4) These ladies, like all ladies, are facinated by the Blue Man Group. Not because they like the show or appreicate their talent, but because they never talk, allowing the ladies to never stop talking, which is every female's dream.

5) Soccer hooligans have learned that Santa hats can help conceal up to 8 additional projectiles to incite a riot with.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 12:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

Pick up lines for the ladies...

1) Checkered flag trim? I take it you ladies are all "fast"?

2) Deutsche Post? I got a Deutsche Post right about now...

3) Hey ladies, I'd like to order a #69. Yes, beef with broccoli! (Give it a minute...)

4) It's not PVC piping, it's a cast mold from the time the elevator door shut and I wasn't standing at the very back!

5) Hey girl, trust me, when I make an infraction in the box, you will get one heck of a free kick from the spot.

I have no idea if I did #5 right. Stupid soccer...

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

5. "Miss can you direct me to the bus station?" "Oh sure! First go up this road here until you get to a stop light, turn right, no left, no wait, right, right, turn RIGHT, is it right??, yeah it's right, or am I thinking of the subway, no it's right, anyway go right then go up a couple blocks until it starts looking kinda icky on the side of the road like someone threw up or something, it'll start smelling kinda like way-too-funkytown if you know what I mean, turn left at the street with the biker gang on the corner - they're probably making fun of the drunk guy in the hawaiian shirt about now, and if they say something to you just mention you're a friend of Joey's and you'll be ok, he was this cool guy that dated my sister but got caught up with these guys and ended up taking the rap for something really stupid, anyway turn left again at the little boutique where my mom bought me this dorky hat - god she has absolutely no taste in clothes - and then left again at the pizza shop but I can never remember their name but they've got the BEST pepperoni EVER and then left again by city hall but watch for the photo enforced stop light cuz one time I went through it and it was yellow but they said no and I tried to explain that I was in a hurry to get home and I might've accidently rolled through too quick cuz it was a really good episode of One Tree Hill and I HAD to see it but the judge was a SUCH a b!tch, anyway you should see it right after that. Oh wait! Did you mean like where you ride a bus? Cuz I was thinking of the gay bar named the Bus Station. Okay, go right...."



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 12:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

5.) As Noah fills the Ark, he points to his right and tells his son, " and I definitely want two of those". 



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