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Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

Posted on: April 20, 2009 9:10 am
Edited on: April 20, 2009 9:12 am
 

 

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 11
2. kmvenne 7
3. Tarheel_rockman 5
3. Mister Peabody 5
4. D2Moo 4
5. BernieRotten 3
5. jtothed 3
5. bigriggs1 3
6. NFL-Solomon 2
6. River_Rat 2
6. Gunner92 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. howie115 2
6. ButkusPayton85 2
7. NCAABKJNKY81 1
7. Stanley Ipkiss 1
7. Sunnysidez86 1
7. More...insulin! 1
7. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


 

Comments

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:48 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

Wow... Except for number 4, I think those came out kinda bad. I hope I'm not usually this unfunny. Undecided

 

#4 more than made up for the others, Joe.  Classic!

 




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:47 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

#4 -- "Next, I wanna show you what this 'magic wand' can do."

"Right here?!? In front of these creepy blue plumbers?!!"

 




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:47 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

  1. "Can you guess which one of us is really a blonde?"
  2. "How 'bout now?"
  3. "Hey rook!  I do Jay Reno!"
  4. "Yes!  You and Broo Man Gloup go to Disney World!"
  5. Barack Obama makes a right-handed cameo appearance.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:45 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

#3 -- Ming Ling (center): "ohh... uggh... who had the extra bamboo shoots with their lunch today."

Chuki Chiu: "Wasn't me (hee-hee-hee-hee!)."

 




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:43 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

#2 -- With all their technological innovations over the years, you'd think the Germans could figure out how to air-brush away that cottage cheese.

 




Since: Jan 3, 2008
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:37 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

1.  First Girl (pondering):  I gave up stripping for this???  What would my parents think.

2.  With this new marketing strategies, companies are quickly researching what to put on Rosie O'Donnel's big ass

3.  "No, I am serious, Asian girls look more like this..."

4.  "This is the pipe that Jeff Gillooly used to take out Nancy Kerrigan"

5.  "This is where my hello kitty watch used to be before I lost it with my crayons.  Can I have another purple hooter shot?  hehehehe"

 




Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:34 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

An evening at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

1) The ladies line up for a cat call

2) Customers are encouraged to check them out from all angles

3) Everything is available. Even cartoonish trannies.

4) Nothing is too freaky. If two girls, a couple of buddies, plumbing supplies and rubber masks are your thing. It's all available for a price.

5) After selecting a companion, she will show you to her room.




Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 10:25 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

1) The price of "cab rides" have skyrocketed in New York. I found it's much better to ride them in the morning when they are still fresh. By mid-day, they tend to look a little sloppy and smell little fishy.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 20, 2009 9:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anybody call a cab?

1. I hadn't even raised my hand in the air yet, but somehow she still knew I needed a cab.

2. Thanks to their new advertising campaign, German newspapers have felt little effect from the world wide economic downturn.

3. Standing next to Cho always made Ming feel great about her appearance.

4. "No, seriously, put your pants back on... We really are here to fix the plumbing and lay some pipe."

5. "You should get that crud out of your teeth."

"OK... let me just run to the bathroom real quick."

 

Wow... Except for number 4, I think those came out kinda bad. I hope I'm not usually this unfunny. Undecided

 



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