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Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

Posted on: April 22, 2009 11:49 am
Edited on: April 22, 2009 11:50 am
 

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 11
2. kmvenne 9
3. Mister Peabody 7
4. Tarheel_rockman 6
4. D2Moo 6
5. NFL-Solomon 4
5. BernieRotten 4
6. jtothed 3
6. bigriggs1 3
6. SaratogaRick 3
7. River_Rat 2
7. Gunner92 2
7. WarpedMind 2
7. howie115 2
7. ButkusPayton85 2
8. NCAABKJNKY81 1
8. Stanley Ipkiss 1
8. GBEAR 1
8. Sunnysidez86 1
8. More...insulin! 1
8. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner:
kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Nov 15, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2009 3:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

#1  "Ewww, nasty intangibles breath!"




Since: Jan 24, 2009
Posted on: April 22, 2009 3:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

1)  Jason Giambi reunites with some guy on the Yankees who he may or may not remember from his days there, which he may or may not remember, but the hug feels familiar.

2)  The Man-Hat is not expected to be popular in the US, but it looks spectacular on the runway.

3)  Don Glopshil of Naperville was disappointed about the rainout but found a goat, which he plans to eat, stating "I friggin love goat".

4)  Read between the lines... we're number one!

5)  Handball officials have been complaining for years that cranky old men should be retired from the sport, as Mort Greenwalt accosted referree Steve Wanstadt "I've got hemorrhoids older than you!".




Since: Feb 8, 2009
Posted on: April 22, 2009 2:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

1. Our cups are touching.

2. this is the one time I DON'T like that your head is slippery

3. I like to buy courtside seats and sleep. (seriously, I've seen this guy sleeping courtside at Staples)

4. he, he, he,  eyn tree yearssold.

5. no no no no no
    No no no no no
    no no no no no
    no no no no no
yes
     n-no n-no no




Since: Sep 29, 2006
Posted on: April 22, 2009 2:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

1) Is that a maple bat in your pants? Hey, is Madonna in town?

2) Coming this fall to CBS: Dancing with Gay Gladiators.

3) Cook this at 350 for about 12 hours. And I'll have an Old Style while I wait.

4) soccer player flashes how many interesting or well written articles Doyel and Dodd have collectively published on CBS Sportline.

5) Locke is still alive? Nice!!

 

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2009 1:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

1.  In an improptu on field WWE style wrestling match, Jason Giambi puts Derek Jeter into a bear hug.  Jeter tries to tag in A-Rod but realizes he's still on the DL and ends up having to tag Cody Ransom, who knocks Giambi out cold with a flying forearm & bulldog combination move called the "Ransom Note" for the 3 count and the win!




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2009 1:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

2.  For the Fox Family t.v. special he balances on top of the other guys head, for the Las Vegas show he balances on the guys other head. 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2009 1:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

3.  Cubs fans are so desperate for a world series win, they are willing to make goat sacrifices to any of the baseball gods that will listen. 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2009 1:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

4.  After one too many blows to the head, Carlos runs around the field yelling "It's my birthday and I'm this many old!" 




Since: Dec 21, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2009 1:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

Picture 1: Wow Jayson you've obviously stopped taking steroids!

Picture 2:  Where did my life go wrong?

Picture 3:  My wife and I love going to Cubs' games.

Picture 4:  Can you believe that I'm in picture 4?

Picture 5:  You wanna bet I can get this in my mouth?!

 

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2009 1:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

5.  Coach readies for feeding time at practice as the team gathers around to gorge on regurgitated worms from the field. 



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