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Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

Posted on: April 23, 2009 11:54 am
Edited on: April 23, 2009 11:59 am
 

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 11
2. kmvenne 10
3. Mister Peabody 8
4. Tarheel_rockman 7
5. D2Moo 6
6. BernieRotten 5
7. NFL-Solomon 4
8. jtothed 3
8. bigriggs1 3
8. SaratogaRick 3
9. River_Rat 2
9. Gunner92 2
9. WarpedMind 2
9. howie115 2
9. ButkusPayton85 2
10. NCAABKJNKY81 1
10. Stanley Ipkiss 1
10. GBEAR 1
10. hacknslice 1
10. Off the Post 1
10. Sunnysidez86 1
10. More...insulin! 1
10. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


 

Comments

Since: Dec 22, 2007
Posted on: April 25, 2009 1:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

#1 Kareem thinking "this ostheoperosis sucks!  I've shrunk 5 inches since I've retired!"

#3  Okay boy, now do it just like I taught you....FETCH!



Since: Dec 13, 2006
Posted on: April 25, 2009 2:20 am
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

1) Kareem to Kobe "Can I play Kobe...please" " I promise I wont shoot the sky hook".   Kobe "Hell No!"

2) Yum Num gotta get them oysters down for the wifie!

3) WTF!!

4) Bettle Juice Bettle Juice Bettle Juice!!

5) I told you I'm the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time nail blowing champion. Are you kidding? Uh no!



Since: Dec 31, 2007
Posted on: April 24, 2009 3:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

#5 This is the most I've ever had in me at once............beers Vince, beers.



Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: April 24, 2009 1:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

#1.  Kobe: "If you don't like the way I'm playing, maybe you should put this dude in!!!  What?  That's who?" 




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: April 24, 2009 10:41 am
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

Thx for the THUR compliment Moo -- hate I missed yesterday!

My two cent's worth:

5)  Holly talked to the hand for 15 minutes before Vince finally had to tell her it was just an expression... 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 24, 2009 12:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

howie115
#1 -- "Yeah, Kareem, I know I haven't won a title since we last had a decent center in town. You don't gotta get all up in my grille about it."

kmvenne
2) Peyton's foursome had called in  for hamburgers just 5 seconds ago, but as always, Peyton had to have his way and audibled the order.

BuccinGator
3) You know you've reached a new low when you ask Jake "The Snake" Roberts to throw out the opening pitch at your ballgame.

River_Rat
4. James Bottomtooth III left the hustle and bustle of Quahog to pursue a career in racing.  The next hurddle will be to find a chin strap long enough.

gerdeep
5) {random flavour of the week} "I dunno Vince - I mean, I don't think we should be teaching kids that we have 10 fingers and 10 toes anymore... The thumb is just soooo different, you know?  Because, like, look how it points in a different direction when I hold my hand like this...  And like, I can't touch any of my real fingers to my forearm.  Any why did they give it a totally different name, when they were like, naming things a long time ago.  Thumb... it just sounds different, you know??"

{Vince}  "Huh?"



kmvenne
Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show heckle these photos!

1) Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the Lakers/Utah game.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it!

2) Statler: I usually love the Mannings in athletics, but there's something that just doesn't look good about Peyton's golf game.
Waldorf: I know what you mean. I just can't quite put my finger on it.
Statler: Well, if you did put your finger on it, you'd need about 4 gallons of Purel to disinfect it!

3) Statler: (notices Waldorf pounding his fist on his chest) What's wrong? Is that snake too intense for you?
Waldorf: No, I'm trying to stop my own heart so I don't have to watch the Diamondbacks play!

4) Waldorf: I don't know what this is, but there've been wars started over less then this.
Statler: You're wrong. Nothing's less then this!

5) Statler: Do you think Vince Vaughn's movies are educational?
Waldorf: Yes. They'll drive people to read books!
Both: BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

April  Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 12
2. Gundy22 11
3. Mister Peabody 8
4. Tarheel_rockman 7
5. D2Moo 6
6. BernieRotten 5
7. NFL-Solomon 4
8. jtothed 3
8. bigriggs1 3
8. SaratogaRick 3
8. howie115 3
8. River_Rat 3
9. Gunner92 2
9. WarpedMind 2
9. ButkusPayton85 2
10. NCAABKJNKY81 1
10. Stanley Ipkiss 1
10. GBEAR 1
10. gerdeep 1
10. BuccinGator 1
10. hacknslice 1
10. Off the Post 1
10. Sunnysidez86 1
10. More...insulin! 1
10. jruss445 1       
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: April 23, 2009 11:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show heckle these photos!

Awesome job, kmvenne.  I especially loved #1.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 23, 2009 10:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

 Dude... I hope you're either really young or have kids. Even with help from wikipedia I have no idea what you're talking about. Surprised

 

Yikes, me too.  I recognized some key words in there, like "the" and "who" but the rest was Greek.  And I was one of the original D&D generation!  Maybe that's the problem - I'm olllllllllllllllllllllld.....Tongue out

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 23, 2009 10:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

 Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Show heckle these photos!

 

 

Nice KMV!  Now if we can only get Beaker and the Swedish Chef to fill in once in a while, that'd be just as fun!




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 23, 2009 9:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Calling for backup

2. Peyton Manning tries to commit hari kari by eating the famed hamburger with the Krispy Cream donut as a bun.

If that burger exists... I promise you, it's somewhere on .

 



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