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Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

Posted on: April 28, 2009 12:00 pm
 

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April  Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 13
2. Gundy22 11
3. Mister Peabody 10
4. Tarheel_rockman 7
5. D2Moo 6
6. BernieRotten 5
6. NFL-Solomon 5
7. jtothed 3
7. bigriggs1 3
7. SaratogaRick 3
7. howie115 3
7. River_Rat 3
8. Gunner92 2
8. WarpedMind 2
8. ButkusPayton85 2
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. mmetro01 1
9. Stanley Ipkiss 1
9. GBEAR 1
9. fightingamish 1
9. gerdeep 1
9. BuccinGator 1
9. hacknslice 1
9. Off the Post 1
9. Sunnysidez86 1
9. More...insulin! 1
9. jruss445 1                     
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 1, 2009 7:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

1) Barry Bonds mom goes for a stroll.
2) I'm so hot my nipples shoot flames.
3) Ted shows Sheila a move he picked up on his vacation to the dude ranch in Texas.
4) Do you think these make me look gay?
5) Have you ever considered waxing?



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: April 29, 2009 10:37 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

too bad i was gone for a week, i would've had a better shot at winning this month!  Tongue out


....you know, I ain't over until Rosie O'Donnell sings, Mr. P...



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 29, 2009 9:02 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

too bad i was gone for a week, i would've had a better shot at winning this month!  Tongue out




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 28, 2009 11:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

scott00049
#1 Rosie O'donnell is seen here running her first half-marathon after becoming enraged over finally hearing the saying "guns kill people like a spoon made Rosie O'donnell fat."

SaratogaRick
2.  "my milkshake burns all the boys in the yard....that's right, it's hotter than yours....that's right......."

kmvenne
3) The DFB-mobil was stocked with kittens and free candy, and parked outside of schools, but in an odd twist, proudly focused it's efforts on abducting the parents, who gave it glowing reviews.

Mister Peabody
4.  "No these aren't rose colored glasses ya big silly!  These are a$$less chaps colored glasses!"

Mister Peabody
5.  Lola was able to get past the fact that Paul's johnson was located in his chest.



GBEAR
THE AFFECTS OF SWINE FLU!!!!!!!

1) The new full body quarantine system was introduced today in Mexico.  This is only one of the twenty varieties of the new suit.  Others include a lumberjack and sheep hearder look.

2) A new symptom has affect a few women with implants.  Their implants actually explode when exposed to anything furry that my be juggled or fluing around in their hands.

3) The first of it's kind, the "Swine Flu Safe Car" was introduced today in Germany.  Translation of the words on the scarf: "Wouldn't you like to be around in 2011."  They are currently on back order.

4) The testing of the "Swine Flu locater glasses" have been going great.  When looking through them you are able to see who has the swine flu.  The only draw back is you look like a huge tool doing it.  Also available in Groucho Marks and Mickey Mouse styles.

5)  After hearing that the Swine flu had reached Iceland, Fritz and Hanna, not wanting to die virgins, started going at it like a pair of rabbits in heat.


April  Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 14
2. Mister Peabody 12
3. Gundy22 11
4. Tarheel_rockman 7
5. D2Moo 6
6. BernieRotten 5
6. NFL-Solomon 5
7. SaratogaRick 4
8. jtothed 3
8. bigriggs1 3
8. howie115 3
8. River_Rat 3
9. Gunner92 2
9. WarpedMind 2
9. GBEAR 2
9. ButkusPayton85 2
10. NCAABKJNKY81 1
10. mmetro01 1
10. Stanley Ipkiss 1
10. fightingamish 1
10. gerdeep 1
10. scott00049 1
10. BuccinGator 1
10. hacknslice 1
10. Off the Post 1
10. Sunnysidez86 1
10. More...insulin! 1
10. jruss445 1         
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January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 28, 2009 10:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

Annnd we're baaack. (sorry for the crabiness last week - long week) Lol... tough week for all of us. (Crazy NFL Draft...)


Welcome back! Smile



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2009 10:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

5.  Lola was able to get past the fact that Paul's johnson was located in his chest.



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: April 28, 2009 9:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

Annnd we're baaack. (sorry for the crabiness last week - long week)

1. Bertha was crownded marathon champion when the rest of the field used her as a windbreak, but failed to pass because they couldn't see the finish line in time.
2. I like redheads and all, but even that's too much "fire" for me.
3. The German penal system's new prisoner transfer vehicle.
4. Not only did I paint the van, I drive it.
5. Puppets are so lifelike these days.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2009 5:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

1) Super Girl has a stalker? Who knew?!?

1) Nasty Nurse Nancy closes in on an unexpecting Super Girl and the ensuing catfight made the eleven o'clock news!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2009 5:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

4) Bill wasn't really sure what his therapist meant by, "Stop being so pessimistic and try to see the love in people" but he's doing his best to try!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2009 5:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Big Bertha

3) Banks in other countries don't hide that fact that they intend to screw you!


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