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Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

Posted on: May 5, 2009 12:08 pm
Edited on: May 5, 2009 12:09 pm
 
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 2
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. vranger 1
2. Ifweonlyknew 1
2. BigBluMasochcist 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Apr 5, 2009
Posted on: May 8, 2009 1:06 am
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

#5 - That didn't hur....zzzzz.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 6, 2009 7:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

1) Gary's flatchulence issue had had pretty much killed attendace in section 237.

2) These stormtrooper outfits suck, check out Limbaugh's Jabba the Hut gear!

3) To confuse the refs Jason would often flap him arms and hum R. Kelly tunes.

4) Suzie was baffled by the fact that nobody cared about the damn lighthouse.

5) Gaylord was worried that his favorite hat may never fit him again.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 5, 2009 11:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

River_Rat
1. Herbert from Family Guy in his younger days.  "Come on over here Mr. Goalie, I'm gonna release my fury on you...yes I am....Its right here in my pocket....why don't you reach in there and get my fury.......You like ice cream?

WarpedMind
2.  Tonight's Klansman Outfit Night is brought to you by... what else?  White Castle.

kmvenne
3) JET, you are cleared to takeoff. Your flight from the NBA playoffs second round to the offseason is non-stop and should take 3 more games to complete.

River_Rat
4.  Good luck on that Jessica.  Because if the letters getting smaller and smaller on your sign are any indication, planning ahead isn't one of your strong suits.

MainManx
Photo #5)  Question:  Hey, wasn't that lump on the left side of your head a minute ago?  Answer:  Lump!?  What lump?


GBEAR
THE FANTASTIC FIVE

1) The leader of the group "Captin Virgin"  need I say more.
2) "The Rays"  They meld into one huge blob of fat and eat anything in their way.
3) "Super Terry"  Will amaze you with his amazing play.  (only during a contract year)
4) "Future Girl" Can tell the future, but only real lame future stuff.
5) "Tumor Man" Can project golf ball sized tumors from his dome.


May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 3
2. River_Rat 2
3. Mister Peabody 1
3. vranger 1
3. Ifweonlyknew 1
3. WarpedMind 1
3. GBEAR 1
3. MainManx 1
3. BigBluMasochcist 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: May 3, 2009
Posted on: May 5, 2009 7:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

Pic 1 I never knew screech had a brother

Pic 2 these dudes came with their own soundtrack that followed them where ever they went

Dumb dumb dumb we are dumb we are dumb. Dumb dumb dumb de da dumb we are dumb

Pic3  number 31 for the Dallas Mavs  rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Kkkellllllyyy “I believe I can fly”

Pic 4 Ex Vice president Dan Quayle’s granddaughter and spelling bee champ

Pix 4 After seeing this Sign President Obama decide to make it mandatory for ever child to get hooked on phonics

Pix 4 they did say no kid would be left behind

 

Pix 5 dude don’t tase me bro don’t tase me




Since: Feb 22, 2009
Posted on: May 5, 2009 7:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

Pic 1:  This man thinks he's the super hero the Fury.  Sadly, the state mental ward is unable to unleash him for our safety as well as his safety.
Pic 2:  Why did they blow a seal before the game?
Pic 3:  Dancing with a non straight star, gave us this gem cakk the hussling airplane.  The ref is hussle and  the mav player the airlane.  I will not out the individual!
Pic 4:  In holland, the president is given the choice of lighthouses that they use a residence.  
Pic 5:  Ricky hutton shows the only mark left from is fight over the weekend, the "grass", well that is a different matter.   



Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 5, 2009 7:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

THE FANTASTIC FIVE

1) The leader of the group "Captin Virgin"  need I say more.

2) "The Rays"  They meld into one huge blob of fat and eat anything in their way.

3) "Super Terry"  Will amaze you with his amazing play.  (only during a contract year)

4) "Future Girl" Can tell the future, but only real lame future stuff.

5) "Tumor Man" Can project golf ball sized tumors from his dome.



Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: May 5, 2009 6:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

1) WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BOB SAGET AND WEIRD AL YANKOVICH HAD A BABY AND HAD A CANADIAN NANNY. 



Since: Aug 23, 2006
Posted on: May 5, 2009 5:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

#1.  The Capitals? This is who I'm rooting for? God, I miss Canada.
#2.  No, right there.... I think she's waving at me.
#3.  Safe!!??! How can you call that safe? This is a basketball game!!!
#4.  ... and about 25 cats.
#5.  Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, and Glor....woah buddy, hey, you o.k.? Cause.......




Since: Dec 31, 2007
Posted on: May 5, 2009 4:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

1. Unfortunately for Ted he forgot his d20 at home and was unable to unleash the fury of his level 8 paladin.

3. Jason Terry was upset that his contract wasn't extended so in a sign of contempt he showed fans at American Airlines arena another way to fly

5. Extreme chess (despite the violence) just never caught on



Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: May 5, 2009 4:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Unleash the fury!

1) Poster Child for Hockey Night in CANADA!

2) Now that we have our battle gear on, you think they'll let us be stand-ins for the Spartans?

3) He was safe! Watch the replay on the screen.

4) Lighthouse Brewery found a way around the Law of advertising to our youth.

5) Who said two heads are better than one. Growing the second hurts like a MoFO!



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