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Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Posted on: May 12, 2009 11:52 am
Edited on: May 12, 2009 9:30 pm
 

Yeah, we're all thinking it.


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May Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 3
4. OH_Irish 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. howie115 1
5. vranger 1
5. Ifweonlyknew 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. O'Casey 1
5. Florrible 1
5. fester420 1
5. Aquaman2100 1
5. MainManx 1
5. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Mar 18, 2009
Posted on: May 24, 2009 3:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

3.  I havent shaved in 8 YEARS!!!!  I must be cursed with a thin beard.



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: May 17, 2009 8:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1. Unfortunately the "I" girl was late for the picture. Better luck next time girls.

2. After finding out the results from game seven Ovechkin fans angrily take to the streets.

3. All hopped up on cotton candy Billy uses the old fake beard routine to order his first stadium beer.

4. You know at least when Saddam was in power we had Donkeys to do this crap.

5. You know he only does that when there is a camera around.



Since: Jan 6, 2009
Posted on: May 15, 2009 8:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Picture 4: Time to make the donuts



Since: Oct 18, 2006
Posted on: May 14, 2009 10:06 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Pic 1:  There is no "I" in team, but they are obviuosly missing one.
Pic 2:  We don't need to demonstrate against that: We have the FOO Fighters.  Problem solved.
Pic 3:  They wonder why hockey is not taking off as a sport, it causes uncontrollable beard growth on the players and now young fans. 
Pic 4:  If this isn't a gay bath house in Turkey then what is up with all the thongs against the wall?
Pic 5:  "Come On!  All I did was tap you on the shoulder.  Get up. This isn't a soccer match."



Since: Apr 22, 2009
Posted on: May 13, 2009 2:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Photo #5:

"Dude! It's a psychology test! You're supposed to catch me when I fall backwards!"
"Sorry bro'. I burnt my fingers this morning in the sauna, I can't catch anything"

(he's got bandages on his fingers)



Since: May 13, 2009
Posted on: May 13, 2009 8:07 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Dirty Minds:

1.)This is why no high school girls should be granted tickets to a playoff game, you would never see eye black at an Original 6 event.

2.)This is only 1/2 as impressive as the Pro FU crowd where this picture was taken from.

3.)This kid has more facial hair than 50 % of the Bruins.

4.)This is what Manny and A-Rod looked like before they first met Angel Persinal.

5.)Who let an American play cricket?



Since: Dec 9, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2009 6:28 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

5 - And that ends the demonstration on how to play football/soccer in Italy.



Since: Dec 9, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2009 6:08 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1) That's a great series. I wish I was there.



Since: Apr 19, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2009 12:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1. Dyslexic fans of ESPN pose before the playoffs
2. Amsterdam Not necessarily Tobacco Inhalation Fumigation Union
3. Multiple overtimes in the playoffs is causing some serious 5 o'clock shadows
4. Recession hits Yankee Stadium in the seventh inning
5. Yeah, Tide is going to clean that grass stain!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2009 12:12 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Mr. Unknown!
1) P Diddy has decided once again to change his name! unfortunately the ladies could spell! he was not looking to be called P. Ens he was looking For P. Nes

O'Casey
2) Karate supporters showed their hatred for Kung Fu

GBEAR
3) Those French Canadians teach their kids at a very early age how to wave a white flag.

Zoukean
4. Biblical Highway Workers (notice 2 working, five standing and watching)

kmvenne
5) Rich guy #1: "I say, Chip, did you see that leaping catch from Wilfred?"
Rich guy #2: "I did Mortimer, and the last time I saw a man up that high, I was riding in my personal dirigible!"



BigBluMasochist
And Glen Quagmire said...

1. "Hey - you girls need pens? 'Cause I got a "fine point" if you need one - GIGGITY!"
2. "Hey fella, bring your Auntie next time and I'll show you a little F.U.! Aaalllright."
3. "Hey kid - guess I'm not the only one that's been down with Cleveland's wife - OHH! Giggity Giggity!!"
4. "Is this what you meant by 'log pulling'? Man I am OUTTA HERE!"
5. "God - this itches! I wonder who I got it from. Probably that fat chick I gave a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor!!!"

May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 6
2. River_Rat 4
2. BigBluMasochcist 4
3. OH_Irish 2
3. WarpedMind 2
3. D2Moo 2
3. O'Casey 2
3. GBEAR 2
4. Mister Peabody 1
4. howie115 1
4. Zoukean 1
4. vranger 1
4. Ifweonlyknew 1
4. chmearm2 1
4. Mr. Unknown! 1
4. Florrible 1
4. fester420 1
4. Aquaman2100 1
4. MainManx 1
4. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


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