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Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Posted on: May 12, 2009 11:52 am
Edited on: May 12, 2009 9:30 pm

Yeah, we're all thinking it.

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May Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 3
4. OH_Irish 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. howie115 1
5. vranger 1
5. Ifweonlyknew 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. O'Casey 1
5. Florrible 1
5. fester420 1
5. Aquaman2100 1
5. MainManx 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 12, 2009 6:55 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1) Iris, Isabella, Ivy & Ilene were very proud of their little inside joke.

2) Tuesday's celibacy march in Salt Lake City, was marred by smoke bombs, allegedly thrown by Jenna Jamison.

3) Roger stated that Andy must have "misremembered" his admission of taking HGH in Mrs. Hennesy's 3rd period social studies class.

4) In my dream, it was so much faster and smoother, the charriot was. I must have forgotten something, but what was it? Think Abdul, Think!

5) Miles was worried what his mom might say about the grass stains on his new knickers.

Since: Mar 25, 2009
Posted on: May 12, 2009 6:42 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1. Gee, You and I are no longer fans

3. Is that Benjamin Buttons older younger brother?

4. Biblical Highway Workers (notice 2 working, five standing and watching)

Since: Mar 18, 2009
Posted on: May 12, 2009 6:24 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1. Jailbait just isnt the challenge that it used to be

2. If Bono were there, it would be legit

3. "Dad says beer is only for big boys like me!"

4. If only John Rocker could see this

5. I say, he's pretending to be his 401k! Smashing!

Since: Oct 24, 2006
Posted on: May 12, 2009 5:03 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

#1)  These girls auditioned and didn't make the cut as ESPN's official cheerleading squad.  The official reason?  They graded poorly in spelling.

Since: Oct 24, 2006
Posted on: May 12, 2009 5:01 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

#1)  Whoa, I didn't recognize the ESPN girls.  Must be because they rearranged themselves.  Pity.

#2)  The Anti-Freedom United coalition were uncharacteristically in unison today.

#3)  Shown here, Pavel Datsyuk's son, Boris, celebrates his 10th Birthday in style.  He started shaving on his 9th birthday.  The dark facial hair comes from his grandmother's side of the family.

#4)  "Whitey" gets a ride into town.  The other guys will probably wait for another day or two before another cabbie meanders down their street.

#5)  Whew.  I caught Happy Funball before it hit the turf.  You never know what THAT would lead to.  DON'T TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL AGAIN.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 4:49 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

You know you're getting old when.....

1.  You think these girls are actually selling pens, and you ask them if they have any medium point gel ones in black.

2.  You see this on TV and turn to the wife and ask. "Ant if u what.  Why can't they protest in American English."

3.  22 year olds look like they're 9.

4.  These two look younger and are in better shape than you.

5.  You look down and realize the guy that dove and made the catch ran 50 yards from his position faster than you could turn around and move 10 feet.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 4:37 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

  1. The girls were wanting to catch the attention of one of the Penguins players.  Unfortunately, all they got were requests from old men asking them to check out how much lead was left in their pencils.
  2. I see the Shaq - Fu Schnickens collaboration finally hit Europe after 16 years.  Yeah, I'd protest too.  It was awful then and hasn't gotten any better.
  3. Well, the Zamboni driver had at least one fan.  "Way to go dad, whoo.  Thanks for the cool beard,  Now I can drink a beer later with you eh."
  4. Somewhere, someone who runs a spa has seen this picture and realized they could retire off what the chargres would be for body waxing these two.
  5. Ian was always showing off his catching abilities for the ladies.  All that his teamates could do is just watch and make snide comments whenever they could.


Since: Aug 23, 2006
Posted on: May 12, 2009 4:30 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

#1.  Does anyone esle think "N" has swallowed too many times? And God knows what "I" is up too.
#2.  The Catholic Church has come a long way with their "Celebesy" Campaign.
#3.  I just can't come up with anything sexual for this photo. It brings up too many memories. ;-)
#4.  The Taliban Teacher taught all his students the propper and only allowed meens of foreplay.... "she will drag you around while you stand on this log. Then, and only then....."
#5.  With thier new sponsor, "It feels just like SK:N" Condoms, on board, the Homosexual Mens Cricket team was ready to play with each others balls......

Since: Jun 28, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 4:15 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1-Amber decided to skip the game and stay at the Porn Conventions, worked out pretty well for everyone.

2-First they tried to banned prayer in schools, then guns in school, why not violate another freedom from the bill of rights, the right to free speak!!!!

3-First 1000 kids to the stadium get funny teeth, unfortunatley billy has buck teeth already.

4-It's the new ad for The Biggest Loser India.

5-Only in Britian do they fall down in laughter when Randy's name is announced over the PA before games.

Since: Aug 23, 2006
Posted on: May 12, 2009 4:14 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Hey Joe, what's with stealing my Most Interesting Man in the world idea?

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