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Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Posted on: May 12, 2009 11:52 am
Edited on: May 12, 2009 9:30 pm

Yeah, we're all thinking it.

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May Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 3
4. OH_Irish 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. howie115 1
5. vranger 1
5. Ifweonlyknew 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. O'Casey 1
5. Florrible 1
5. fester420 1
5. Aquaman2100 1
5. MainManx 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 1:13 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

#3 -- The annual "Bring an Orphan, Get in Free" promotion was sometimes abused, as the number of 'imposters' has increased every year.

Since: Jan 6, 2009
Posted on: May 12, 2009 1:12 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Picture 1: Why does "Melts in your mouth not in your hands" cum to thought?

Picture 2: The person who shot this picture has been fined $50,000 for taking a picture of a misleading image. What you don't see is this group of happy go luckies is marching down Pennsylvania Ave to the White House to tell them what they think about all the problems... Oh the sign reads ANTI FUN.... Unfortunitely the people on the end were covering up the N

Picture 3: Look!! It's Tom Hanks in the movie "Big"... I guess the little man got his wish from the Voltare machine.

Picture 4: It's all fun and games... This is how the US military has it's fun as they set up this ring for the Iraqi prisoners to march around in their Speedos as they make the poor fat guy tow you around. Missing from this photo were the 5 US Army soldiers with machine guns laughing hysterically and taking pictures. Iraqis are a bunch of poop herders.

Picture 5: This is what happens when you step out of line at a cricket match. No one needs to be running their mouth trash talking and the gentleman in the middle has had enough of his wife being called fat... "she's big boned, you homotard"

Since: May 9, 2009
Posted on: May 12, 2009 1:10 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1) The girls for the new ESPN commercial were not the greatest spellers

2) Karate supporters showed their hatred for Kung Fu

3) Charlie Clemons, Roger's son, claimed he didn't inject any testosterone either.......but we are not convinced.

4) Bored terrorists shown here playing strip sand's like strip poker only they plow......and there are no woman......and it's gross.....and Allah does not approve.

5) Trying to jump up it's viewers, Cricket addad a break dancing segment to each match.......William shown here with his rather impressive finish to the backspin.

Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 1:08 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1.  For want of a letter, BigBluMasochist is denied much fun with anagrams.

2.  Luckily, the Pro-FUs prevail in the end.

3.  This boy's father is one pane of plexiglas away from possibly hitting a lawsuit lottery.

4.  "I am hung like an infidel and smart as a horse."

5.  "Give it up, mate.  They'll never fall for the old 'apple out of the pocket' trick."

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 1:06 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

#1 -- Get your minds out of the gutter... After using up all their ink below their eyes and on their bellies, these four girls are simply making a plea for more writing utensils.

Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:45 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1) P Diddy has decided once again to change his name! unfortunately the ladies could spell! he was not looking to be called P. Ens he was looking For P. Nes

2) The antigungal rally was almost brought to a halt when NGAL was blown off the front line by the athletes foot powder bomb.

3) 3rd row seats during hockey playoffs $300.00, Souvenir flag $15.00, Markers to draw in a beard to get beer without being carded priceless.

4) Boar Moose was getting irritated on a daily bases, because the rest of the guys wouldnt help level out the mud wrestling pit. They claim his name in malaysian means Pit Cleaner.

5) One apparent ad campaign that hasnt increased the Cricket audience is the attempt to show more skin. (Personally I dont think thats what the advertiseres had in mind.)

Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:42 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

5) Hemingway fainted at the sight of his hang nail.  Not wanting to get the dreedfull disease Francis and Gilbert could only wacth from a far as their like long friend cryed in pain.

That's all I got for this one. SORRY!

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:40 pm
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Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:35 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1) Is it just me, or do these girls have their mouths wide open for a reason?

Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:33 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

3) Those French Canadians teach their kids at a very early age how to wave a white flag.

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