Blog Entry

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Posted on: May 12, 2009 11:52 am
Edited on: May 12, 2009 9:30 pm

Yeah, we're all thinking it.

Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

Picture 4

Picture 5

May Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 3
4. OH_Irish 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. howie115 1
5. vranger 1
5. Ifweonlyknew 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. O'Casey 1
5. Florrible 1
5. fester420 1
5. Aquaman2100 1
5. MainManx 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:27 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

2) The annual Mr. Tea rally was held to day in Berlin. 

Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:24 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1) I nedd to "P". Get it?  hahahahahahaaah

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:16 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Hey Joe, you gave River_Rat my point from yesterday. I should be at 5 and Rat at 4. Also, I submit that you rename River_Rat to River_Ratt so I can get "Round and Round" stuck in my head every time I see him on the leaderboard. I would enjoy that Laughing .

1) These girls are so loose, it's like putting a PENS into the OCAN.

2) The Anti FU coalition used to number a million strong back in the day. For some reason, the members never seem to have any kids to replenish the ranks. Maybe the stork doesn't like them...

3) After getting a NHL playoff ticket as a tip, Jimmy the airport shoe shine made a playoff beard out of shoe polish, used his polish rag as a rally towel, and used his shinebox to stop a breakaway goal with a well-aimed toss onto the ice.

4) Dirt surfing is a lot like wind surfing, assuming the wind is really really light, and blowing in from a place that smells a lot like fat, smelly back.

5) Rich guy #1: "I say, Chip, did you see that leaping catch from Wilfred?"
Rich guy #2: "I did Mortimer, and the last time I saw a man up that high, I was riding in my personal dirigible!"

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:14 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1) Where's Rachel?  Is she still painting an I on her stomach.  (Yes, sorry, I had to go there)

Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:13 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

4) The Clevland Indians new grounds crew has raised some eyebrows in recent weeks.  Not for the racial undertones for working for the "Indians" becasue everyone can tell they're "dot" not "feather", but for their outfits.  They don't even follow the team colors, come on guys.  Next week they plan to be in uniform.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:13 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

4. He invented the sport of dirt skiing due to the lack of water. He once cleared out an entire cave system full of Osama's men using only his flatulence. His beard can hold two pounds of stray curry. He is... the most interesting man in Durkadurkastan! "Shurpa shurpa. Muhammed Jihad. Bacalacadaca, durk Allah!"

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:12 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Dirty minds all think alike, correct Joe Tongue out?

1) Hmmm, it's the new fashion craze.  Eye black in hockey.  To keep that pesky sun out of your eyes when trying to play the puck.

2) If you think these people are rowdy, wait till Joe posts the picture tomorrow of the To Fu gang.

3) Steven was always teased by his fellow third graders for his five o'clock shadow.

4) Back in biblical times, before they could have tractor pulls, they had enormous geezer pulls.

5) Dude, Cricket is a sport of integrity.  They only fake injuries in football (soccer for us uncultured pigs over here).

Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: May 12, 2009 12:05 pm

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

Picture 1- There is no "I" in team.Picture 2- WTF?Picture 3- You should see his playoff beard from the 2nd roundPicture 4-This is how the infield dirt gets smoothed out in WashingtonPicture 5- Typical athletes from across the pond

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 11:57 am

Photo caption contest: Dirty minds...

1. These girls aren't big on moral fiber, or spelling for that matter.

2. The Pro FU side found it much easier to think up a creative logo, opting instead for a banner with a giant middle finger on it.

3. He once brought an octopus to the rink smuggled in his rectum. His teeth work perfectly to open bottles of Labatt Blue and Molson Ice. His beard is the envy of every beaver hunter in the land. He is... the most interesting man in Canada! "I don't always drink beer, eh... wait... yes I do."

4. Wow, they weren't kidding... Ernest Hemingway did go completely insane in his later years.

5. In an effort to brighten up the dull game of cricket, Charles experiments with pregame peyote sessions.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 12, 2009 11:55 am
This comment has been removed.

Post Deleted by Administrator

The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not reflect the views of CBS Sports or