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Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

Posted on: May 18, 2009 11:29 am
Edited on: May 18, 2009 11:30 am
 
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. O'Casey 5
3. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 4
3. GBEAR 4
4. D2Moo 3
5. OH_Irish 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. howie115 2
5. Dutch Boy 2
5. MainManx 2
5. Ifweonlyknew 2
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. Zoukean 1
6. vranger 1
6. chmearm2 1
6. Mr. Unknown! 1
6. GambitKILLER 1
6. Florrible 1
6. fester420 1
6. Aquaman2100 1
6. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Feb 27, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2009 9:16 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

I think picture 3 should be captioned "Key West Cowboy", as this looks like something you would see on Duval Street in Key West!



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 8:04 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1. With global warming a certainty, Detroit car makers are bracing for the flooding of polar icecaps and rinks.

2. Superman has his phone booth, but the purple plunger freshly out of the outhouse, is ready to support his team.

3. The Redskins and Cowboys have decided on a new tiebreaker system, who can attract more homosexual businessmen.

4. In an effort to attract tourists, the running of the bulls will now feature sororities from New Orleans.

5. With the rising cost of petrol, NASCAR drivers will switch to the ostrich, but need to gather popular opinion in order to avoid PETA.

Rolling Hills



Since: Dec 30, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2009 2:52 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1) Why Detroit auto companies failed...
2) Life after steroids...Barneys remarkable journey
3) With NFL feeling the effects of the economy, Cowboys and Redskins team up to make a couple extra dollars.
4) To hell with this caption contest, i am going there!!!!
5) Life after Steroids...Jose Cansecos drastic fall




Since: May 10, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 12:44 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

Picture 1
 
"Ford's latest model, and they wonder why they are going under"

Picture 2

"New Yankee stadium has everything, port-a-johns and an idiot to punch in the face"

Picture 3

"2 out of 6 Village People found, this mean that there's is still 4 on the loose!"

Picture 4

"Derek Jeter's dates anxiously await for him after the game"

Picture 5

" Gentleman to lady: I was a fool, I bought Ford's latest model. By the time I realize how stupid I was, all I could in a trade in was this ostrage"



Since: May 1, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 11:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

3. Two protesters show their support over the lawsuit filled against the Redskins

4. Jets fans celebrate a great Draft day

1. Michael Vick's newest Limo arrives in Atlanta

2. Raiders fan tries new costume trying to reverse losing seasons



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 10:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

D2Moo
1. I always wanted to see the vehicle from the Jonny Cash song.  You know, the one where the guy sneaks parts out of the plant over a number of years to build himself a car.  They must have switched to trucks part way through.  Obiviously a Wings fan too.

Tarheel_rockman
#2)  1989 Atlanta Journal Caption: Ken L Noid, convinced that the Dominos "The Noid" advertising character was a personal attack on him, emerges in costume from a port-o-john before darting into the Dominos Pizza across the street and taking hostages.  His demands included $100,000 and a medium pepperoni pizza, heavy on the cheese.

jtothed
3. In retrospect, I think I would have preferred you just scalped me.

Aquaman2100
#4.  The School Girl, the Biker Chick, the Girl Next Door, Bikini Girl, and the Slut. There are simply no comparisons between the mens and womens versions of the Village People.

petesabearsfan
5. Sure you can pet my bird. He likes it just behind the ears, here I'll show you.



D2Moo
That's just great (NOT)...

1. Oh great, another gas guzzlin' prototype from Detroit.  Half Luxury sled, half 4x4, and no sales in Chicago for that monster.
2. Oh great, another reason to stay away fron the stinking porta-potties,  Are there some trees around here somewhere?
3. Oh great, another reason why I can't take my son and his friends downtown.  It's hard enough trying to get 13 year olds into the strip bars with out them wanting to jump out of the vehicle and wanting to taunt these "Cowboys and Indians," as well.  It's not easy being a parent.Wink
4.  Oh great, I hate having the Jazzercise gals for the halftime show at a football game.
5.  Oh great, more choke my chicken or stuff my turkey jokes.  And worst of all, man feet on display in a public place.  Were's my BB gun?


May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. O'Casey 5
2. D2Moo 5
3. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 4
3. GBEAR 4
4. OH_Irish 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. howie115 2
4. Dutch Boy 2
4. MainManx 2
4. Ifweonlyknew 2
4. Aquaman2100 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. jtothed 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. Zoukean 1
5. petesabearsfan 1
5. vranger 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. Mr. Unknown! 1
5. GambitKILLER 1
5. Florrible 1
5. fester420 1
5. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 18, 2009 10:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1) The Red Wing mobile was sufficent to run over both Blue Jackets and Ducks, but Blackhawks find it to be an ideal place to drop their waste.

2) The lengths to which some pervs will go to enter a female port-a-john never ceases to amaze...

3) After not paying the parking meter and seeing their car towed, keys to the apartment inside of it, these two would find out exactly how much fun it is to stay at the Y.M.C.A

4) Legions of undatable women literally race to Yankee Stadium in hopes of becoming the newest questionable female mentioned to be with the returning A-Rod.
5) While your guy friends may be impressed with your life sized Chocobo from Final Fantasy III, females will cast REPEL 1 on you the second you approach them with it.



Since: Mar 21, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 9:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

picture 5............like my bird?

picture4.............church let out early, wooooooweeeee

picture3...........allright tonto , where'd you put the friggen horses this time

picture 2...........superman had a phone booth, look what i got !

picture 1.........uaw's latest hybrid



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 7:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

#2) 1989 Atlanta Journal Caption: Ken L Noid, convinced that the Dominos "The Noid" advertising character was a personal attack on him, emerges in costume from a port-o-john before darting into the Dominos Pizza across the street and taking hostages. His demands included $100,000 and a medium pepperoni pizza, heavy on the cheese. Wow, man... just wow. Surprised



Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: May 18, 2009 7:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1) Bailout money at its best, in detroit they dont just drive limo's they drive Cowboy'd up Limo's.

2) The First picture on Record of the Port ole Bandit.

3) Street Hustlers are trying out a new advertising campaign. BrokeBack Mountain only brought in the Gayishly happy crowd. Their Business took a turn for the Worst.

4) Welcome to the Port Ole Derby, where you win crap.

5) Hey Sweet Chick, you want to rub my birds head? It wont bite.



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