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Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

Posted on: May 18, 2009 11:29 am
Edited on: May 18, 2009 11:30 am
 
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. O'Casey 5
3. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 4
3. GBEAR 4
4. D2Moo 3
5. OH_Irish 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. howie115 2
5. Dutch Boy 2
5. MainManx 2
5. Ifweonlyknew 2
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. Zoukean 1
6. vranger 1
6. chmearm2 1
6. Mr. Unknown! 1
6. GambitKILLER 1
6. Florrible 1
6. fester420 1
6. Aquaman2100 1
6. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 6:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

I always wanted to see the vehicle from the Jonny Cash song.  You know, the one where the guy sneaks parts out of the plant over a number of years to build himself a car.  They must have switched to trucks part way through.  Obiviously a Wings fan too. Great reference...

"One piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime! You'll know it's me when I come through your town."


I'll have that in my head all week now.  Laughing



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 6:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1. I always knew Garry Betman had total control of the NHL, but should they wait until after the finals for the parade.

2.I'm no Chris Angel but in a moment I will exit this change booth and no longer be in a pink suit. I will transform it into a bluish, brown with white streaks.

3.Dude it's the Thanksgiving day parade are you sure you wanna run through it playing gay Cowboys and Indians.

4.The guy with the striped shirt and cammo shorts is obviously with Homeland security.

5. As Starsky and Hutch work another difficult undercover case, Starsky nearly blows their cover all over super womans cape.



Since: Jul 8, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 6:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1.  Kid Rock has no clue what incognito means.

2.  Pauls fav activity is to hide in porta-johns and poke people on the butt with his fancy hat!

3.  The gay pride parade in Dallas leaves a bit to be desired.

5.  After a grueling 3 furlong workout, the top jock in the ostrich racing game relaxes with a cold one.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 6:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

2) "A buffet.... oh if only i'd brought my wallet with me..."



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 5:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

3) Hmmmm Kimosabe, someone has stolen our horses. Worse than that Tonto, the SOBs took my pants and I have not manscaped in weeks.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 5:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1) You might be a redneck if you can change your oil without ducking your head.




Since: Apr 9, 2008
Posted on: May 18, 2009 5:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1) Detroit's SWAT team gets stylish about yet another championship celebration coming to town.

2) Until now, most observers thought the pink tele-tubby had handled the group's breakup better than the rest.

3) "Yo man, are you jealous about how hot that dude Cynthia Nixon is marrying is?"

5) With nowhere to run, Billy Ray finds himself in the uncomfortable position of having to explain to Miley what exactly he, the ostrich, and George Michael were doing in the bathroom for so long.



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 4:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1. GM's last-ditch effort to sell some cars.

2. That's the last time I follow someone into a porta-potty to see a "little pink friend."

3. In retrospect, I think I would have preferred you just scalped me.

4. Ladies, ladies, please! Wait! I meant "little pink friend" quite literally.

5. I usually bury my head in the sand, but, for you, I'll make an exception.




Since: Nov 28, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 3:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

5.  Dude has to know he looks like a total dork, that chick isn't impressed, she will probably just walk right by him......and talk to the cool guy riding the Turkey.



Since: Nov 28, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 3:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

3.  "Brokeback Mountain - Bright Lights...Skimpy Outfits" Straight to DVD, coming this Memorial Day.


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