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Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

Posted on: May 18, 2009 11:29 am
Edited on: May 18, 2009 11:30 am
 
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. O'Casey 5
3. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 4
3. GBEAR 4
4. D2Moo 3
5. OH_Irish 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. howie115 2
5. Dutch Boy 2
5. MainManx 2
5. Ifweonlyknew 2
6. Mister Peabody 1
6. Zoukean 1
6. vranger 1
6. chmearm2 1
6. Mr. Unknown! 1
6. GambitKILLER 1
6. Florrible 1
6. fester420 1
6. Aquaman2100 1
6. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

5) That's crazy, I'm standing next to a guy in chicken pants too! What do you think the odds of that are?

or

5) Excuse me miss, may I warm your eggs for you?



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

#2)  Quickly ducking into a port-o-john, mild-mannered Stu Wankle re-emerges as PEPTO BISMOL MAN, ready to fight nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea everywhere. 



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

#5)  Fifty bucks says this guy's words were "Wanna pet my chicken?"



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

#3)  Difficult economic times have affected Americans across the spectrum.  Only able to spell out "C" and "A", the last two surviving members of the Village People turn to washing windshields in NY City for donations.




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

#3)  Ever mindful of ethnic and cultural diversity, Hollywood introduces its latest sequel "Brokeback Avenue". 



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1) If the bumper sticker on front is asking "Are You In?" needless to say you DO NOT want to know what the bumper sticker on the rear is asking.

2) It's a two-eyed, one horned, walking pink port-o-potty salesman.

3) In NYC, the naked cowboy is finally joined by a sidekick, naked Tonto.

4) Lou, lou, skip to my lou!

or

4) The annual Hopscotch Marathon is very popular in Geneva.

5) Nothing says "Corner cerveza saleman" in Cozumel more than an inflatable ostrich.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

#2)  Given the steaming cauldron of noxious soup I've encountered in some of the port-o-johns I've been in, I knew it was only a matter of time before some deadly strain of the pink rhino virus emerged somewhere...



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

#2)  If this is Kon, then I hope for everyone's sake Amir stays in the port-o-john...


(...obscure posted sign..?)



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

1) The Red Wings new ad campaign was a huge success attracting new fans from as far away as Arkansas & West Virginia.

 

2) The open tryouts for the new Ty-D-Bol man produced some very interesting ideas for the new campaign.

 

3) Sure the song over sold the getting clean and having a good meal stuff, but we did get to hang out with all the boys.

 

4) The W.W.T.B. (Women with Tiny Breasts) march turned out to be a bust.

 

5) Dude, I didn’t think it would work either, but the babes are just coming out of the woodwork.




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: May 18, 2009 1:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rolling in the playoffs

2) The jewish pedophiles in downtown L.A. love to intice little kids by dressing up and by saying "Hey little kid wanna buy some candy?"

It's just a joke guys don't mean to offened anyone.


None taken.  Tho if ya try use this caption for picture #4, then we'll start wondering about you.Laughing



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