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Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

Posted on: May 19, 2009 12:30 pm
Edited on: May 19, 2009 5:54 pm
 
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. O'Casey 5
2. D2Moo 5
3. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 4
3. GBEAR 4
4. OH_Irish 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. howie115 2
4. Dutch Boy 2
4. MainManx 2
4. Ifweonlyknew 2
4. Aquaman2100 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. jtothed 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. Zoukean 1
5. petesabearsfan 1
5. vranger 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. Mr. Unknown! 1
5. GambitKILLER 1
5. Florrible 1
5. fester420 1
5. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Jan 6, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2009 8:30 am
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

Picture 1: I live in Virginia. Sorry that was a slip of the tough (no pun intended)

Picture 2: Standing on the rooftop, hitting a 7 iron to straight away right... PRICELESS

Picture 3: Beware of the Squid

Picture 4: Special delivery for "The Boss" after spending $100 million on a guy who is in a 1 for 22 slump and finished the weekend series 0 for 12 with 5 Ks.

Picture 5: Yankees had no other options but to resign steriod free Roger Clemons.



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 11:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

great response!!!! I used to watch that TV show when I was a kid, I even used to have the board game.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 11:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

kmvenne
1) Only a blonde would be this shocked to hear Brett Favre is considering another comeback.

BuccinGator
2) It's the new skill zone area to be included in the upcoming EA Sports release of "Tiger Woods '10."

NFL-Solomon
3.) Octavious would never forgive Sigmund and the other sea monsters for not picking him for their hockey team.

Thunderstruck14
4. I guess this is the price you pay for going into the stands for a foul ball on lemon meringue pie day at the ballpark.

Dutch Boy
5) Smithers. This place has a long and colorful history. it was built on an acient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch burnings and five John Denver Christmas specials.
-Monty Burns



D2Moo
OMG!!!

1.  Kelly thought, OMG, all the Sportsline posters are total studs.  Unfortunately the laughing woman knows better.
2,  OMG!  Not only do visiting right fielders into new Yankees Stadium have to put up with beer cups, batteries, and other projectiles being thrown at them, now the Steinbrenners have a golf pro raining Titleists in on them.  At least they can get a pocket full of Pro V's out of the deal, if they live.
3.  The driver of the Blackhawk's bus had to think, "OMG, what the blazes is in our parking spot."
4.  OMG, here I am in front of 60,000 people with shaving cream all over my face, and all I can think of is I'll never get to pick up that annie behind the dugout now.
5.  OMG, Larry King is still alive!

May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. D2Moo 6
3. O'Casey 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. howie115 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Ifweonlyknew 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. jtothed 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. petesabearsfan 1
7. vranger 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. fester420 1
7. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 9:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

1. Ok, lets cut to the clip of you back stage talking about your Jackass boyfriend, idiot mother, and all those useless servants you have to put up with.

2. With military funding and support starting to dry up meet the new breed of military sniper.

3.I'm gonna lay a beating on the next loser who throws a squid on the ice.

4.The only thing he hit all night was the guy who slapped the pie in his face.

5.You think you're better than me. That's it it's GO TIME!!! Mandlebaum  Mandlebaum  Mandlebaum  Mandlebaum.



Since: May 19, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 8:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

1. Oh my god, so that's what "The Donald" looks like without his toupee.

2. Steriods won't help the knot I'm about to put on his head. "Golf" the only honorable sport left.

3. Who you calling puck head? Come back here and I'll show you puck head.

4. I guess this is the price you pay for going into the stands for a foul ball on lemon meringue pie day at the ballpark.

5. I think Steinbrenner is losing it too but he insists, I'm the starting pitcher today.



Since: May 1, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 8:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

5. Yankees are struggling with pitching this year so they figured what the hell! 

4. YANKEES GET CREAMED!  AGAIN!

1. I gave A-Rod steriods.  OH CRAP did I just say that!

3. Detroit make BIG changes for next season.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2009 7:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

Dirty limerick time!

There was a young girl with loose ways    (#1)

Easy as chipping to where S.D. plays      (#2)

   You could look like a squid     
      
;     (#3)

   Or be face cream blinded    &nbs
p;     &nb
sp;        (#4)

Even King thought she was Jenna Haze!  (#5)



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2009 6:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

1) Only a blonde would be this shocked to hear Brett Favre is considering another comeback.

2) Last time I saw a golfer this high, it was a foresome with Snoop Dogg, Michael Phelps, Ricky Williams, and Josh Howard.

3) Nobody was sure if the Octopus was more angry at the Blackhawks, or that his beloved hometown can't produce any cars American's want to buy. Seriously, look at those junkers in the background!

4) Nobody had ever got a shaving-creme pie for going 0-4 before, but with the dismal state of the Yankee's bullpen, just not being a pitcher is a cause to be celebrated.

5) Sudden thought: When did sugar diabetes become plain old diabetes?

Norm doing Larry King from SNL, better then anything I could do...Laughing



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 6:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

No offense Joe, but if my flute could talk, I wouldn't be typing caption comments right now... No offense, rockman, but I don't think anyone mentioned a talking flute. And means you thought about it all by yourself... which makes me scared. Surprised



Since: Nov 30, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2009 6:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

Caption 4

"Damn I should not of gone down on that Red Sox Chick"


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