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Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

Posted on: May 19, 2009 12:30 pm
Edited on: May 19, 2009 5:54 pm
 
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. O'Casey 5
2. D2Moo 5
3. River_Rat 4
3. BigBluMasochcist 4
3. GBEAR 4
4. OH_Irish 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. howie115 2
4. Dutch Boy 2
4. MainManx 2
4. Ifweonlyknew 2
4. Aquaman2100 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. jtothed 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. Zoukean 1
5. petesabearsfan 1
5. vranger 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. Mr. Unknown! 1
5. GambitKILLER 1
5. Florrible 1
5. fester420 1
5. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 6:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

No offense Joe, but if my flute could talk, I wouldn't be typing caption comments right now...



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 6:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

(Just couldn't help myself.)
[shaking head while chuckling]  Joe, Joe, Joe.........



Since: Nov 7, 2006
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

5. I've caught more balls then the entire Yankee team this season!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

...Guys, way back when, did you ever get the urge to beat the crap out of that english kid with his talking flute, or was that just me? I don't know about this English kid you mentioned, but I took the flute once.

Sincerely,

The girl from American Pie







(Just couldn't help myself.) Wink



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

5)Comedian: That guy is so old.
    The Crowd: How old is he?!?!?!?!!?!
    Comedian: He's so old, when he was born the dead sea was still sick.

Holy cow, man...LOL  I yield my king of corn crown to you...



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

#2)  At a recent charity event roasting 78 year-old Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa asks Regis what his secret is to longevity in show business, out-lasting several shows and co-hosts, including Kathy Lee and now Kelly herself --- so Regis obliged by dropping trou and showing her. 

(idea shamelessly borrowed from DMoo and others... Wink



Since: Feb 17, 2007
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

1. What do you mean we aren't on cable! So that tongue trick with the microphone was a no,no?

2.Ted Lerner,principle owner of the Washington Nationals, was taken off the ledge of his HQ today after an apparent suicide attempt. He was quoted as saying, "I'll use it as I want, noone else of any value is using it  for any other athletic purpose!" Full story at ten.

3. Here is Timmy driving away after posting bail after the brief arrest for his parking space protector, Chicago area childeren are being urged to seek the grief counsellors the city as set up for them.

4. Johnny Damon soon found out that those Gillette Girls are still holding a grudge over his signing with the Yankees.

5. Next on NATGEO, Mummies of New York.




Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

get up, STAND UP

1) Comedian:That girl is so horny.
    The Crowd: How horny is she!?!?!?!?!
    Comedian: She's so horny, anytime you put something hard and long close to her face she opens up her mouth nice and wide.

2)Comedian: The padres are so bad.
    The Crowd: How bad are they!?!?!?!
    Comedian: They're so bad, MLB is turnning Petco Park into the largest minuture gold course in the nation.

3)Comedian: Gonzo is so ugly.
    The Crowd:How ugly is he!?!?!?!!
    Comedian: He's so ugly, he makes blind kids cry.

4)Comedian:  Jonny Damon is so good at his part time job as a FLUFFER.
    The Crowd: How good is he?!?!?!?!!!?!?!
    Comedian: He's so good, well look at the piture it explains it.

5)Comedian: That guy is so old.
    The Crowd: How old is he?!?!?!?!!?!
    Comedian: He's so old, when he was born the dead sea was still sick.



Since: Sep 27, 2006
Posted on: May 19, 2009 5:02 pm
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Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 19, 2009 4:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Slip of the tongue

1) Oh my goodness, it really does shrink after they get out of the pool!

2) Once again Phil's driver was leaving him in some difficult situations.

3) After a long and successful career as an adult film star, John showcased his talents as an NHL mascot.

4) It wasn't so much the pie in the face that bothered Johnny; it was the fact that he hated Boston cream.

5) Immediately after he threw out the first pitch, Larry was rushed to the hospital with chest pains, a dislocated shoulder and 3 cracked ribs.


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