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Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

Posted on: May 20, 2009 11:53 am
Edited on: May 20, 2009 11:57 am
 
Wow... there were so many worse ways I could have taken that one.

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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. D2Moo 6
3. O'Casey 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. howie115 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Ifweonlyknew 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. jtothed 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. petesabearsfan 1
7. vranger 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. fester420 1
7. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Aug 1, 2009
Posted on: August 4, 2009 4:14 am
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

5)   This year, the Kentucky Derby just so happened to begin on Opposites Day. Thus, the average sized human must jockey on a miniture horse.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2009 10:20 am
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

4. Sure, you've won all those Tours de Frances, but can you jump a miniature tricycle through a flaming hoop?


Classic, jto...



Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2009 2:49 am
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

#3. "Buddy.......... I thought you were kidding when you said you got a tramp stamp........"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2009 1:32 am
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

petesabearsfan
1. Hehe hehe huhuhuhuh hey Beavis, yeah butthead, Basketball sucks!!!

Ifonlyweknew
2) "Hey Alex, I am telling man, ballet is the way you can show your feminine side. Lets face it you do not need any more testosterone."

kmvenne
3) After years of working out and watching what he ate, Johnny finally reached the point where he was, indeed, too sexy for his shirt.

Tarheel_rockman
#4)  OK, OK, I give up... a mouse with four ears, a mouse with two ears and a glandular problem, a bear in a green bra with oddly placed mammaries, or one of the above with an "Alien"-like rooster emerging from it's forehead??? ...this photo had to have been taken either in France, Germany, or Utah...

kmvenne
5) Rabid "Sex in the City" fans wear their Sarah Jessica Parker costumes to the release of the special edition DVD release.



D2Moo
I think there's been a big mistake here.


1.  Big mistake to taunt Jack, especially with a drawing that makes him look like Harry Caray.  Jack and the Lakers would give them their "Shining" moment later in the game.
2.  Jeter tells Alex, "Big mistake to be seen in public with Madonna dude.  Did she just want to see the effects of the steroids first hand?  Did she need a magnifying glass?"  A-Rod, obiviously by his expression, didn't get it.
3.  Aldo made a big mistake in pulling up his jersey.  Doing this revealed the kick me postette his teamates had pinned to his shorts before the game.  And that's what they're about to do.
4.  Lance realized it was a big mistake to try a comeback.  The picture here is with the only cyclist that would ride on his new team.
5.  The girls laughed about their big mistake.  When they were told they would get to ride in a Mustang, they assumed it would be the car.

May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 11
2. D2Moo 7
3. O'Casey 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
5. Ifweonlyknew 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. howie115 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
6. petesabearsfan 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
7. jtothed 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. vranger 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. fester420 1
7. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2009 10:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

5. This year's annual Racing of the Nags mixed things up by adding horses to the mix.



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2009 10:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

1. Hehe hehe huhuhuhuh hey Beavis, yeah butthead, Basketball sucks!!!!

2. I don't care what big Stein said I am taking the lead in the 7th inning stretch.

3. "If you want my body and ya think I'm sexy c'mon baby let me know"

4. Lance Armstrong guset stars on MXC and now over to Guy Ledouche for a quick update. " Wow ALnce you really dropped the ball on that run of sinkers and floaters".

5. Looks like a bunch of NNNNNEEEEIIIIGGGGHHHH sayers to me.



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2009 10:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

4. Sure, you've won all those Tours de Frances, but can you jump a miniature tricycle through a flaming hoop?



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2009 10:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

3. Barcelona's colors: red, blue and ... ewww.



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2009 10:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

2. Yeah, I'm bigger than all of you and I've been hitting well since my return, but steroids? Oh yeah, I'm off those. Totally.



Since: Mar 12, 2009
Posted on: May 20, 2009 10:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Can't play worth Jack

1. Kurt Rambis is looking a little pale these days.


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