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Photo caption contest: Star power

Posted on: May 21, 2009 11:59 am
Edited on: May 21, 2009 12:00 pm

...and a different kind of star power.

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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 11
2. D2Moo 7
3. O'Casey 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
5. Ifweonlyknew 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. howie115 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
6. petesabearsfan 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
7. jtothed 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. vranger 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. fester420 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: May 21, 2009 4:10 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

1. Drew's man friend seems pretty interested in the shape of that guys mouth right behind them.
2.(Mets player) I better keep smiling cuz here comes the ole shaving cream pie in the face.
3. After weeks without a lead the missing children hotline received hundreds of calls on little Billy Martin.
4. Can you believe that after all the commotion it was just a BABY RUTH that slipped out of someone's pocket.
5. She claims that the balloons represent the molecule that is responsible for how fat she is.

Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 21, 2009 4:08 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

1) Drew said her guest appearance on "My Name is Earl" was awesome! We drank beers on the set everyday and I had fantastic sex with Jamie Lee Presley nine times.

Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: May 21, 2009 4:05 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

1) I can't believe he made that shot! I can't believe you wore that shirt! (works either way)

2) That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Say man, you got a joint? It'd be cool if you did.

3) Foil! Get your foil wrapped cardboard here...Foil!

4) There. I thinks I got him. Now all you little sissy tennis players can go back to your little sissy game. Sissies!

5) Mimi said everybody has been blessed with at least one talent - Mine is that when I hold my breath, colorful balloon characters emerge from my ears.

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2009 3:27 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

had a couple minutes to spare today so here ya go Joe...

1. "hey, HEY!  I-I don't care how bad you think I look, or how many beersh I-I've had.  I'm still [belch] hotter than ALL these beeches!"

2.  Keith realizes he's been demoted to AA Trenton when he's relegated to carrying teammates' jersey's and jockstraps.

3.  The infamous Anonymous Man tries to subdue the crowd with his weapon of choice - a paddle with a picture of Bill Cowher on it.

4.  The Madrid Open - brought to you by Bit o' Honey!  Put some Sting in your Swing!  (copyright 2009 Mr. Peabody)

5.  Bobo the Clown was quite adept at doing personalized balloon caricatures but retired immediately after doing one for this lady's hair.

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2009 3:01 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

#3)  Trying to convince his fiancee that the weekly soccer match in Belfast was more than "just an excuse for mindless roudies to get drunk", Glen attempted to change her mind by getting on the local tele with a display of philosophical thought and enlightenment.  Unfortunately, Glen's "glass completely full, glass completely empty" concept just didn't carry the same weight as it's better known counterpart...

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2009 2:47 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

Spacing is is not repeating words...

There was a single lady named Drew (#1)

Who for marriage, any man would do (#2)
      You could look like a freak (#3)

      Or dress like a beekeep    &nbs
p; (#4)

But her aging won't work out for you (#5)

Since: Oct 17, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2009 2:42 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

1.  "Win a Date With Drew Berrymore" lost its allure after she returned to her seat with her 8th beer and vomit breath.

2.  I hear the Mexican Schwag out here is better than the stuff I get in Austin...Allllrrright, Allllrrrright, Allllrrrright

3.  At an early age, these three wanted to grow up and become adults they realized there was no such thing as ghosts, but just could not let the dream go...busting bees would have to do.
4. Your team wears silver diapers...our team wears gold diapers  (freaking Euros)

5.  Susan Boyle's cousin is trying to ride the coat tails of that 15 minutes which is on minute 14.

Since: Sep 24, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2009 2:06 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

Photo 1) Dude - "Hey Drew, I didn't know you did Playboy?"  Drew - "Yeah that was back when I had a career and before I dated Tom Green. 

Photo 2) David recently spoke with Matt about staring in the upcoming film about the Mets.....its called "How to Lose a Pennant in 10 days."

Photo 3) Skipping school to attend the championship match, these kids came up with clever disguises. Now hopefully there buddy doesn't get into too much trouble. 

Photo 4) Who knew that net repair was such a dangerous job.

Photo 5)  Its the purple people eater(s).

Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2009 1:37 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

5) Suzy "No Neck" Johnson tried to take atterntion off of her face with her crazy ballon hat, but all it did was make little kids cry and gave men instant E.D..

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2009 1:24 pm

Photo caption contest: Star power

#4)  This Spanish bomb squad may seem poorly protected, but every bomb detected to date on the tennis circuit has been packed with only sangria and cheese...

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