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Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Posted on: May 27, 2009 11:38 am
 
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 12
2. D2Moo 8
3. O'Casey 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
4. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
5. Ifweonlyknew 3
5. howie115 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
6. petesabearsfan 2
6. The Iron Horse 2
6. jtothed 2
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. vranger 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Gabbo Del Sol 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. reed8992 1
7. fester420 1
7. Dodgerh8ter 1
7. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: May 28, 2009 1:02 am
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

2.) The exact moment Jon Cena regretted hosting a Kid 'n' Play movie marathon at his place during the annual sleepover. 

3.) How the sarcastic slow clap gets started

4.) One of the few jobs the recession hasn't hobbled yet; there will always be demand for crowd-fisher-on-stilts-guy

5.) "Yeah, I'm done with the pants, you can have them back now"




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 28, 2009 12:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Mister Peabody
1.  Poor Jose.  He thought he was fighting someone with a 7 ft Shlong.

Gabbo Del Sol
2.  A rare sight, the Lakers playing as a team.

kmvenne
3) Fans of the referees never found much to cheer for, but nobody could deny they purchased a lot of team apparel.

Tarheel_rockman
#4)  Very early on during the Performing Arts Parade it became quite obvious to Olin that this was a tennis crowd, and his satirical attempt to demonstrate the folly of man by his "fishing for compliments" routine would fall short of his intent...

kmvenne
5) Jose may have got killed in the fight, but he was a sex symbol in Asia to all the hottest women, where the effects of steroid use on his genitalia only made him seem like one of the natives.



D2Moo
If the Wizard of Oz was written today....

1.  The Scarecrow thinks PED's will give him heart.  The Trees, fortified with modern fertilizers, are looking to "chop some wood" themselves for once, and see their victim.

2.  The Flying Monkeys, bulked up on steriods, can no longer fly but are playing rock, paper, scissors to determine who gets to do bad things to Toto.

3.  Meanwhile, citizens of Oz ponder the side effects of HGH use.  Hair turning strange colors, depression, and uncontrollable clapping to Barry Manilow tunes being some of the problems they encountered.  Worse of all, the Northern Rock team is getting kicked all over the field by the Southern Rock team, whose choice of drugs have nothing to do with steroids.

4.  While waiting in line to see the Wizard, citizens are treated to samples of new designer growth drugs straight from the Balco Labs.  They want to show that even fishing and tennis are easier when one's athletic abilities is chemically enhanced.  Somewhere, barry bonds is laughing.

5.  Dorothy tells the Scarecrow, "I don't care if they tore your eyes out.  I don't care if you have no heart or brain.  As long as something else works, I'll stay with you.  Oh dang, I forgot, steroids.  See you later gator."

May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 14
2. D2Moo 9
3. O'Casey 5
3. Tarheel_rockman 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
5. Ifweonlyknew 3
5. howie115 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
6. petesabearsfan 2
6. The Iron Horse 2
7. Gabbo Del Sol 2
6. jtothed 2
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. vranger 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. reed8992 1
7. fester420 1
7. Dodgerh8ter 1
7. PHILSGOOD 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: May 23, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 9:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1. This was a good idea until I saw him up close


4. Coyotes owner goes fishing for fans



Since: Jan 6, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 8:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1. ...And the staring competition begins!

2. I knew they shouldn't let the Lakers hang out with A Rod!

3. It was my turn to wear the magic wig.

4. Fishin' for the little people.

5. That was a good staring competition Bud, but next time try smiling more.



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 6:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Picture # 4 - a little bit of beef jerkey and I have the perfect bait for fishing for rednecks



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 6:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Picture # 3 - and who said soccer was gay?



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 6:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Picture #5 - Forget you lady, I learned to like his kind in prison, now leave me alone and let me spoon



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 6:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Picture #1 - This is more emberrasing than when I had the home run bounce off of my head.



Since: May 27, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 5:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

sorry for the multiple posts, computer kept freezing up



Since: May 27, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 5:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1) Man WTF has mom been feeding Ozzie.

2) The lakers havent seen 1200lbs of purple and gold since Shaq!

3) Man, I wonder if the concession stand has snowcones.

4) I will distract them with the tennis ball while you hook there wallets and purses!

5) I ate all my papas fritas and took 30ml of d-bol and wang hung lo still whooped me!


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