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Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Posted on: May 27, 2009 11:38 am
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 12
2. D2Moo 8
3. O'Casey 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
4. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
5. Ifweonlyknew 3
5. howie115 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
6. petesabearsfan 2
6. The Iron Horse 2
6. jtothed 2
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. vranger 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Gabbo Del Sol 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. reed8992 1
7. fester420 1
7. Dodgerh8ter 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 2:27 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1) Maybe Manny Pacquiao's awards from yesterday were from intervening in this fight.

2) The Lakers find 5 men who can match the intesity of the Nuggets.  Unfortunately, they all get teched out after delivering their finishing moves to the Denver starting 5.

3) It's the world's first home and away ref jerseys.

4) Among HGH's drawbacks, it makes you do REALLY stupid stuff.

5) TV Exec: "Okay, show this show is lame.  People will still watch it as long as we serve up one helping of cheesecake and beefcake per episode."

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: May 27, 2009 2:22 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1.  Poor Jose.  He thought he was fighting someone with a 7 ft Shlong.

2.  Wait, wait, wait. Is this the WWE or the NBA's Western Conference Finals?  I really don't see the difference...

3.  "Dude, I soooo thought this was a rock concert.  Since when did Northern Rock mean a church service for referees?

4.  In 3015, hatcheries were brimming with humans ready for another batch of soylent green.

5.  Jose's wife pleads with him to sign the hospital's D.N.R. order, because let's face it, nobody wants to see him write another book.

Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: May 27, 2009 2:08 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

3. Now will you take some steroids, my kids want to come to a game that you don't give up 5 goals.

Since: May 10, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 1:58 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Picture 1 "Really, who can see this going bad for Jose?"

Picture 2 "Glad a picture was taken, that will be the last time you will see that many white players in a Lakers Uniform"

Pictue 3 "Ask yourself, would thoses be the faces of American fans if their favorite MLS club lose a game? Oh wait, now you are wondering what is MLS"

Picture 4 "I just think there are better ways to have crowd control"

Picture 5 "Really, who can see this going bad for Jose?"

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 1:13 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

#2 -- The Lakers prepare for a pending matchup with the young, strong Orlando Magic by emulating the 1988-89 Detroit Pistons.

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 1:11 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

#4 -- "...And Jesus spoke to Peter The Long-Legged: 'Today, you are a fisherman. Come with me and I will make you a fisher of men.' "

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 1:11 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

#3)  After Tim asked him a question, Tim immediately knew he had made a mistake letting his bipolar brother Bob wear that outfit to the game when Bob responded "Yep, I'm glad I came and yep, I AM having fun blowing the whistle and yelling at referees, BUT for SOME reason I have the sudden urge to hold up a sign that reads "JOHN 3:16"......."

Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 1:09 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

#5 -- Yeah, he landed a couple good shots to my head.  Fortunately, I'm used to round things hitting me in the noggin from my days in right field.

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:54 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

#5)  QUICK -- How many objects are padded in this photo?

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:53 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

If the Wizard of Oz was written today....

1.  The Scarecrow thinks PED's will give him heart.  The Trees, fortified with modern fertilizers, are looking to "chop some wood" themselves for once, and see their victim.

2.  The Flying Monkeys, bulked up on steriods, can no longer fly but are playing rock, paper, scissors to determine who gets to do bad things to Toto.

3.  Meanwhile, citizens of Oz ponder the side effects of HGH use.  Hair turning strange colors, depression, and uncontrollable clapping to Barry Manilow tunes being some of the problems they encountered.  Worse of all, the Northern Rock team is getting kicked all over the field by the Southern Rock team, whose choice of drugs have nothing to do with steroids.

4.  While waiting in line to see the Wizard, citizens are treated to samples of new designer growth drugs straight from the Balco Labs.  They want to show that even fishing and tennis are easier when one's athletic abilities is chemically enhanced.  Somewhere, barry bonds is laughing.

5.  Dorothy tells the Scarecrow, "I don't care if they tore your eyes out.  I don't care if you have no heart or brain.  As long as something else works, I'll stay with you.  Oh dang, I forgot, steroids.  See you later gator."

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