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Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Posted on: May 27, 2009 11:38 am
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May Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 12
2. D2Moo 8
3. O'Casey 5
4. River_Rat 4
4. BigBluMasochcist 4
4. GBEAR 4
4. Tarheel_rockman 4
5. Dutch Boy 3
5. Ifweonlyknew 3
5. howie115 3
6. OH_Irish 2
6. WarpedMind 2
6. MainManx 2
6. Aquaman2100 2
6. petesabearsfan 2
6. The Iron Horse 2
6. jtothed 2
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. Thunderstruck14 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. Mister Peabody 1
7. Zoukean 1
7. vranger 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. Gabbo Del Sol 1
7. Mr. Unknown! 1
7. GambitKILLER 1
7. Florrible 1
7. reed8992 1
7. fester420 1
7. Dodgerh8ter 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:53 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

#4)  Very early on during the Performing Arts Parade it became quite obvious to Olin that this was a tennis crowd, and his satirical attempt to demonstrate the folly of man by his "fishing for compliments" routine would fall short of his intent...

Since: Sep 24, 2006
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:51 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Here goes:

Photo 1) Nintendo's next live action commercial advertising the new Punch Out game for Wii. 

Photo 2) John Cena thought they were going to do a Laker vs Nugget brawl, but later found out that it was just a game of Laker hop-scotch.
Photo 3) (Man with hands up): "If you want to have colorful hair like your friend please sit up......aba ca dabra.....damn I really need to work on that."

Photo 4) Mush, Mush, hey you quit holding up the line and mush.

Photo 5) Jose: Man he beat me so bad that I now look like Ozzie Canseco. girl: Uh Jose, you already do look like Ozzie Canseco. 

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:26 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

7 ft. Strong? That's as bad a nickname as...

#1) 9 inch thick skull

#2) 80 point IQ's

#3) 12 pinstriped blind

#4) 9 foot pointless

#5) Perfect 10 misplaced

Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:21 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1) Jose is about to learn first hand that it's a man-eat-dog world in Asian MMA.

2) Mr. Kennedy, #4 and from Green Bay, Wisconsin, would later demand to be traded to the Nuggets, Cavs, and Magic all in this one match, and retire 4 times as well. Wonder where he got that blueprint from?

3) Fans of the referees never found much to cheer for, but nobody could deny they purchased a lot of team apparel.

4) Using a fishing pole, stilts, and a backpack full of Twinkies, Steve combined his fishing trade and his love of fat women on the weekends to unparalleled success.

5) Jose may have got killed in the fight, but he was a sex symbol in Asia to all the hottest women, where the effects of steroid use on his genitalia only made him seem like one of the natives.

Since: Oct 24, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:14 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

#1 Holy Crap this guy has taken more steroids than me! I thought only A-ROD could have done that!

#2 Hurry up Batista and finish him, I want to see the Canseco Fight!!

#3 Dude this is not the circus, not funny, not at all

#4 This is a rally at the most boring sports extravaganza in the world.

#5 I'll help you out Jose. Um no my name is not ANNA  BOLLIC!!!

Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:11 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1 and 5) Mrs Jessica Canseco has one thing to say. "Steroids shrink more than you think and he gave up this for them" 

Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: May 27, 2009 12:11 pm

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1) Canseco thinks to himself: One to the belly, two to his knees, and he'll fall harder then my career has.

5) Canseco screams out loud:  MOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Since: Feb 22, 2009
Posted on: May 27, 2009 11:58 am

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

Pic 1:  Rocky gets his title shot at long last versus Kareem.
Pic 2:  The midget wrestlers known as the Lakers perform before the tip of the Magic - Cavs game.
Pic 3:  Kid staring at the rainbow hair guy, thinking "Why doesn't he like me?  What does george have that I don't have?  I'm gonna beat him after lights out tonight!"
Pic 4:  The newest sports "Fishing for ladies tops"!
Pic 5:  David Hasslehorf is helped out of the ring by Pamala Anderson after Tommy Lee beat him senseless! 

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 11:49 am

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

  1. Jose Canseco, the ultimate fighting machine.  Wait a minute, one of those things are not like the other.
  2. So that's how the Lakers are going to stop Carmello.  Turn the series into a wrestling match.  Who has the brass knuckles?
  3. Just goes to show you, no matter the sport or where you sit, fans think they can do a better job than the actual refs.  These guys even have the zebra stripes to prove the theory true.
  4. If HGH really made them that tall, I would have taken the stuff years ago.
  5. Adrian, where are you!  Adrian I'm stupid for getting myself into this!  Adrian, fire my agent!  Adrian!

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: May 27, 2009 11:39 am

Photo caption contest: Steroid Circus!

1. Little Mac vs. Piston Honda, reverse angle.

2. "OK, guys... It should be very clear who's getting the ball on this team. MVP here has a little something different that should make him better at basketball than the rest of us. You can tell just by looking at him, if you know what I mean. I'm talking about his shooting sleeves, of course. Think about it... Iverson, Carmelo, Kobe. It's got to help a little."

3. Andy knew already that Dimwitted Steve would be too slow and confused to escape the ensuing soccer riot that was sure to follow the match. 

4. In the future, giant, hippie aliens use whips and paddles to herd all Earthlings in to camps, where they will be forced in to farming marijuana plants or braiding hemp necklaces.

5. "This will be a great beginning for your third book! You can call it, 'Beaten down by a Chinese man... on Steroids!'"

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