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Photo caption contest: Trump's card

Posted on: June 4, 2009 11:45 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. Dutch Boy 3
1. BigBluMasochist 3
2. kmvenne 2
2. lbjohn99 2
3. River_Rat 1
3. chmearm2 1
3. ATLBravesN2007 1
3. ktopp24 1
3. HALOS2 1
3. howie115 1
3. D2Moo 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jun 3, 2009
Posted on: June 6, 2009 7:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

1) Why I oughta!!!
2)I'm allergic to your jew fro.
3)I love the smell of fish! Yeeaaahh!!
4)Jeff Garcia continues to abuse his red headed step brother.
5)And its burger kings mom in the lead!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 5, 2009 3:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

Looks like I made a small mistake in the scoring. HALOS02 deserves one more point, having penned winners on both Tuesday and Wednesday.

Here are the corrected scores:

June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 6
2. Dutch Boy 5
3. kmvenne 2
3. lbjohn99 2
3. D2Moo 2
3. HALOS2 2 
4. River_Rat 1
4. chmearm2 1
4. ATLBravesN2007 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. howie115 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 5, 2009 12:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

#3

  • - Tickets to a soccer match in Argentina - $50 American dollars
  • - New outfit complete with sunglasses and backwards cap - $160 American dollars
  • - Paying a hot chick to pretend to like you - $200 American dollars
  • - Finding out the hard way that "she" is a tranny and sports wood to prove it - Priceless



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 5, 2009 12:30 am
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

BigBluMasochist
1. When he ended up in the emergency room with three boken fingers and a fractured wrist, Donald Trump began to second-guess his decision to suggest that friendly game of "Rock, Scissors, Paper".

BigBluMasochist
2. Here we see another demonstration of "expressing your feelings" from the new Alec Baldwin method of communicating with your child video.

Dutch Boy
3) Yes! That Kreskin guy is a genius - this mentalist crap really works. Next I'm going to work on her top.

BigBluMasochist
4. Mike made a deal with his occupational therapist - he could still go to games, but if he wanted a soda he had to drink them WITHOUT a straw.

Dutch Boy
5) The Queens recent march through London prompted Parlament to change the UK national anthem to "God SHAVE the Queen".




D2Moo
Joe knew it was going to be a long day when....

1.  Joe had to step in between kmvenne and BigBlu about the term Liberace Gay.  He first threatened them with his fist, then readied his vast army of attorneys if they were needed.

2.  Most of the posters on this blog caused the internet to go down googling the [phrase "GUS SUCKS".  CBS Admins. immediately blamed Joe.

3.  Joe by accident slipped in a picture of his son and daughter on their Mexican vacation last summer.

4.  Joe is seen here with the black eye Mrs. Joe gave him after reading all the comments posters made about their kids.  Fortunately D2Moo's post didn't involve any derogatory comments and avoids the same treatment for now.

5.  An embarassing picture of the whole Joe's Caption Contest gang is printed by Joe in retailiation for all the barbs he has had to take down through the years.  Instead of anger, he keeps getting PM'ed by Mister Peabody, asking him to join in on the fun next year in Key West.


June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 6
2. Dutch Boy 5
3. kmvenne 2
3. lbjohn99 2
3. D2Moo 2
4. River_Rat 1
4. chmearm2 1
4. ATLBravesN2007 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. HALOS2 1
4. howie115 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2009 9:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

4) Trent Dilfer shown after defending Fran Tarkenton against Marcellus Wiley on that football show on some other network.

5) The Burger Queen and the giant inflatable hamster accidentally show up at the Flora marathon in London instead of the Fauna marathon being held the same day in Chelsea.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2009 8:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

and BigBlu - great opening salvo today for 5 or 6 in a row... I'm gonna take my marbles and go home...

Thanks Tarheel -
I've been away too long from this contest, in part because duty calls and in part because kmvenne has been just on f'ing fire!
I couldn't compete with you guys for a while, but I gotta get back in the ring - get the eye of the tiger back!



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 4, 2009 8:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

5) The Queen's parade was a huge succees - 3 phone numbers and an invite to the Annual Manchester United Beach Party.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 4, 2009 8:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

3) As a child Ricky could bend spoons using only his thoughts. By 19 he had learned to use his talents in a much more interesting way.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 4, 2009 7:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

1) You know Josh, the odds of you beating Fedor are about 50 to 1. But, do you see that little hottie back there? I'll bet you 2 to 1 I can have her screaming "OH DONALD" before lunch.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 4, 2009 7:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

1) Hey Josh, my guess is that you will be tapping out against Fedor just about the time I'm tapping that blonde photographer in the front row.

2) Coach Gus Stinson's punishment for "having relations" with one of his players was both effective and informative.

3) Yes! That Kreskin guy is a genius - this mentalist crap really works. Next I'm going to work on her top.

4) Ron knew that fighting was frowned upon at Hogwarts - what he didn't know was that Dumbledore had a wicked left hook.

5) The Queens recent march through London prompted Parlament to change the UK national anthem to "God SHAVE the Queen".


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