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Photo caption contest: Trump's card

Posted on: June 4, 2009 11:45 am
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June Scoreboard
1. Dutch Boy 3
1. BigBluMasochist 3
2. kmvenne 2
2. lbjohn99 2
3. River_Rat 1
3. chmearm2 1
3. ATLBravesN2007 1
3. ktopp24 1
3. HALOS2 1
3. howie115 1
3. D2Moo 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


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Since: Dec 1, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2009 2:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

1. At leasst pretend you're having fun. I love this crap!

2. "cough, cough, bulls^&t, cough, cough"

3. YES!!! I told you she was wearing panties today!

4. OK, no more waiting until the last minute to buy tickets.

5. A new take on the "Queens" marathon.



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2009 2:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

3. Yes, just a little higher and I can see what day it is.

4.  I guess I shouldn't have worn a mask saying "Gus Sucks".



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: June 4, 2009 2:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

Dick in a box

1. Punch a hole in a box

2. Tell your son he sucks somehow and then put your junk in a box.

3. Try emphatically to get her to open that box.

4. Put some ice on your eye after she opens the box and realizes what's in the box.

5. Join a gruop of friendly people that appreciate what you put in the box. 



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2009 2:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

I knew you were joking BigBlu, I guess I forgot the smiley at the end of that post.



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: June 4, 2009 2:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

1. (Fighter on the right) Make one more comment about me being bald Donaold and I'm going to swipe that rug right off your dome.

2. I respectfully concede to the Alec Baldwin child rearing techniques comment

3. OK PEOPLE WE ARE DOWN BY 10, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO PANICK OR START RIPPING EACH OTHERS CLOTHES OFF. OUR STAR PLAYER RICKY TWO TOES GUITTIEREZ IS UP NEXT HE IS THE ONLY PLAYER TO HIT A 5 RUN HOMER IN THE MEXICAN LEAGUE AND THAT PUTS US RIGHT BACK IN THE GAME. GIMMIE AN R GIMMIE AN I GIMMIE CKY....RICKY RICKY C'MON RICKY. Even motivational speakers had to start somewhere. Who knew that Matt Folley got his big break at a Mexican pro baseball game, while stepping away from " His Van DOWN BY THE RIVER"  

4.Unfortunately for Vladimir pleading the 5th was not an option when being interrogated by the KGB.

5. News Flash. The Queen of England mysteriously places first in UK Marathon on Sunday. All other female competitors no where to be found.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2009 1:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

Joe knew it was going to be a long day when....

1.  Joe had to step in between kmvenne and BigBlu about the term Liberace Gay.  He first threatened them with his fist, then readied his vast army of attorneys if they were needed.

2.  Most of the posters on this blog caused the internet to go down googling the [phrase "GUS SUCKS".  CBS Admins. immediately blamed Joe.

3.  Joe by accident slipped in a picture of his son and daughter on their Mexican vacation last summer. 

4.  Joe is seen here with the black eye Mrs. Joe gave him after reading all the comments posters made about their kids.  Fortunately D2Moo's post didn't involve any derogatory comments and avoids the same treatment for now.

5.  An embarassing picture of the whole Joe's Caption Contest gang is printed by Joe in retailiation for all the barbs he has had to take down through the years.  Instead of anger, he keeps getting PM'ed by Mister Peabody, asking him to join in on the fun next year in Key West.



Since: May 17, 2009
Posted on: June 4, 2009 1:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

I was going to try and find a comment for this picture, but now i don't see the point. Nicely done.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2009 1:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

1.) "You've got a few split ends there, buddy. If you want a healthy mane like mine you gotta leave the conditioner on for at least 10 minutes before rinsing."

3.) "Honey...honey, could you lean forward a bit...in fact, why don't you go get me a beer. And some popcorn. Take your time."
Meanwhile, Sam Waterston (bottom right) from Law & Order finds something absolutley hilarious.

5.) After years of training privately on the grounds at Buckingham Palace, the Queen thought it was time to, in her words, "run circles around those peasants."




Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2009 1:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

Theme: _____'s Got Talent

#1)  America's Got Talent: Donald Trump finally got a taste of his own medicine, when the judges declared "YOU ARE OUT and YOU ARE FIRED!", as he, Fedor, and Josh attempted to perform and sing like The Three Tenors

#2) Italy's Got Talent: Judge Antonio was caught on video for inappropriate gesture, when he tried desperately to influence other judges on which contestant to eliminate

#3) Argentina's Got Talent: Standing in front of Argentina's flag, Ricardo cheered emphatically, when Ameilia's ploy to distract the 3rd contestant worked successfully

#4) Russia's Got Talent:  Krikenko was subjected to a vicious attack, when he voiced his support for the contestant from Chechnya

#5) Britian's Got Talent:  Susan Boyle, apparently got too obsessed after her lost, became disoriented and dressed up as the Queen, and fulfilled her dream of singing to the Queen, when she sang to herself in the mirror.

(Joe:  In addition to the theme submission, please also considered these captions as individual submission)



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2009 1:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Trump's card

Well Liberace gay was from South Park, so I'm sure he just used the phrase without really knowing what it meant..and I guess he has a large vocabulary, even though I guess the point was that he didn't have a large vocabulary so he just called everything gay...can't you just go with it??


Just joking kmvenne - I can go with it.


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