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Photo caption contest: Going Green

Posted on: June 9, 2009 11:03 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Dutch Boy 5
3. kmvenne 3
3. HALOS2 3
4. lbjohn99 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. River_Rat 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1
5. ktopp24 1
5. howie115 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 24, 2008
Posted on: June 10, 2009 11:22 am
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

Picture 1:  "Heh, I think my costume makes more sense then whatever these guys are saying!"

Picture 2:  "Hmmm, for some reason I think I might enjoy a fuzzy ball hitting on my face...may I have another?"

Picture 3:  "Either the reflection will distract the enemy, or the big koolaid next to me will!"

Picture 4:  "This was the worst spot to put a water hazard.  Should have put it in that big empty hole instead"

Picture 5:  "Hey man, you have something on your shirt"  "Where?"  "Whoop!  Got you again!"



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: June 10, 2009 10:36 am
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

Picture #3 - This is a futbol match, I thought it was a gladiator contest,



Since: Jun 3, 2009
Posted on: June 10, 2009 10:27 am
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

1)Elton John and the incredible Hulk have children?
2)Da daadaa!!!
3)I cannot believe you tried to eat my shield.
   Sorry Boss.
4)Jesus that bong they emptied must have been huge.
5)This white boy thinks his is bigger than mine!!!!!!!!!!!



Since: Sep 12, 2007
Posted on: June 10, 2009 9:23 am
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

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1) A new form of the word Bannana Hammock
2) Gosh I knew I should of grown up to play soccer
3) I’m ready for my close up for Gladiator 2

4) I’m presuming winter rules are in effect

5) Look he can’t tie his shoes!





Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 11:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

I'd enjoy that. Maybe that straggling Monday at the end of August? That may work best to keep the contest rolling without a hiccup and still have a fun random day. Plenty of time to figure it out. Just don't tell BigBlu or he will try to run off the next 4 months straight to get in on this, and just post 5 pictures of Eli August it is! Start keeping an eye out for the pictures you want to use. :)



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 11:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

Dutch Boy
1) Billy knew that sitting in row 32 with the green people was risky, but he was tired. Tired of banana only schools, banana only water fountains, and being forced to sit on the back of the bus. You see Billy had a dream – A dream that one day this nation would rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold the truths to be self evident, that all men, fruits and vegetables, are created equal.”

Mister Peabody
2.  Amanda had super human racket speed that made up for her extreme near sightedness.

River_Rat
3.  Juan tried to blend into the rodeo scene with his handmade belt buckle.

Hoosier Mick
4) Shortly after this picture was taken, Nick, the Nike Marketing Manager called Nike's Corporate Office to inquire about the manufacturing of squeegees... or at very least a supply of stickers so he could plaster the swoosh all over the ones in use. Nick even had an idea for a new tag line.... "Just Squeege It!" He was fired the next day.

River_Rat
5.  So you wanted the last donut?  Haaaa  I stepped on it.  You still want it?


howie115
A CELEBRATION OF MEL BROOKS FILMS.....

#1 -- (Referencing guy in banana suit) Inga: "He vould have an enormous schvanschtucker." Dr. Frankenstein: "That goes without saying.  He's going to be very popular." (Young Frankenstein)
#2 -- "I don't understand how I can move that with this little ring." "Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz." (Spaceballs)
#3 -- Roman Centurian (after Comicus kicks him in the groin): [High-pitched voice] "Get the horses.  Get the chariots.  Get the men .... Get me an ice pack!!" (History of the World, Part I) (History of the World, Part I)
#4 -- "Ohh, Piss Boy!" (History of the World, Part I)
#5 -- Sheriff Bart: "So what do you like to do?" Waco Kid: " Oh, I dunno...play chess...screw..." Bart: "Well...let's play chess." (Blazing Saddles)

June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Dutch Boy 6
3. kmvenne 3
3. HALOS2 3
3. River_Rat 3
4. lbjohn99 2
4. Hoosier Mick 2
4. howie115 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 9, 2009 10:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

 Just don't tell BigBlu or he will try to run off the next 4 months straight to get in on this, and just post 5 pictures of Eli

Ahem! Excuse me? Oh wait... you're prbably right about that - especially the famous "drunk Eli" photo.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 9, 2009 10:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

And here I thought I was mocking everyone just fine? Wink
Haha you do don't get me wrong, just figured you could start things easier if you wern't running the show one day, instead of your usual Money Mayweather-like counterpunching (yes I'm aware you fire the first salvo on occasions, but not too often)


I think we can work out a day where you do the pictures, though. Maybe we'll end a day early one month, and do the Kmvenne Open on the final day. Unless you have a better idea?
I'd enjoy that. Maybe that straggling Monday at the end of August? That may work best to keep the contest rolling without a hiccup and still have a fun random day. Plenty of time to figure it out. Just don't tell BigBlu or he will try to run off the next 4 months straight to get in on this, and just post 5 pictures of Eli Laughing .




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 8:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

1. "Bobby!  I said "RA," not "B!"  How's Shakira gonna notice us now, you dope!?"



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 8:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

"Bobby!  I said "RA," not "B!"  How's Shakira gonna notice us now, you dope!?"


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