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Photo caption contest: Going Green

Posted on: June 9, 2009 11:03 am
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Dutch Boy 5
3. kmvenne 3
3. HALOS2 3
4. lbjohn99 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. River_Rat 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. chmearm2 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1
5. ktopp24 1
5. howie115 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


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Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 9, 2009 2:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

3) Still distraught over the mysterious drowning of his wife in 1981 - Robert Wagner still takes the steering wheel of his Yacht everywhere he goes.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 2:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

Theme...rhyme time.

1.) Die hard fans...

2.) Look ma, no hands...

3.) Fat guy in the stands...

4.) A place for the golf ball to land...

5.) Trainer's a funny man...



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

Maybe Joe should change the name of this contest to the kmvenne Invitational.  LOL
I'm a firm believer that 5 wins deserves something, and that something should be that I get a day where I get to pick the photos and declare the winners Laughing . If for no other reason, to give Joe a free day to mock me and the rest of us as much as he wants. I know he takes everything in good fun, but he probably would enjoy a day to lose the diplomacy hat and mix it up with everyone down here in the trenches.




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

1) Painting your body with wasabi, writing random letters on your chest, and wearing bright orange short shorts may seem stupid, but keep in mind these are Pittsburgh Pirates fans. What do you want them to do, watch the game?

2) When face-d with a difficult shot to return, the best tennis players can still get a-head of their opponents.

3) Wearing your Sash of Clan Loyality, your Shield of the Four Winds, and your Bowl Haircut of the Grasslands may add 4 constitution and 2 awareness to your stats, but sadly it won't give you enough intellegence to get the heck out of a soccer stadium and do something fun with your day.

4) Last time I saw this much green plant and dirty brown water, I ended up eating 3 pizzas and broke my trusty friend, the Bong-a-rang.

5) "See trainer, what happened is Redick started going into one of his poems, and it was so bad my boy over here laughed so hard he threw his back out! Me, I fell off my stool and busted my foot! Oh it's so bad, you should have heard it, I can't stop cracking up!"



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

slight change...

5.) Rafer's laughter was cut short when the trainer finally pulled his finger...and he realized 'oops, that wasn't a fart.' Of course the big loser was the equipment manager.




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green


A CELEBRATION OF MEL BROOKS FILMS.....

#1 -- (Referencing guy in banana suit) Inga: "He vould have an enormous schvanschtucker." Dr. Frankenstein: "That goes without saying.  He's going to be very popular." (Young Frankenstein)

#2 -- "I don't understand how I can move that with this little ring." "Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz." (Spaceballs)

#3 -- Roman Centurian (after Comicus kicks him in the groin): [High-pitched voice] "Get the horses.  Get the chariots.  Get the men .... Get me an ice pack!!" (History of the World, Part I) (History of the World, Part I)

#4 -- "Ohh, Piss Boy!" (History of the World, Part I)

#5 -- Sheriff Bart: "So what do you like to do?" Waco Kid: " Oh, I dunno...play chess...screw..." Bart: "Well...let's play chess." (Blazing Saddles)




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

Must be, Dutch!




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

1) Come on, guys, it's "C-H-I-Q-U-I-T-A."  Spell it right for goodness sake.



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

Sorry Howie - You beat me to the daly line - Great minds?



Since: Apr 30, 2009
Posted on: June 9, 2009 1:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Going Green

4) John Daly always loved to throw a few back on the course - But recently, his issues with an overactive bladder had made it quite difficult for the groundkeeping crew.


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