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Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

Posted on: June 22, 2009 11:04 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 12
2. kmvenne 8
2. ktopp24 8
3. Dutch Boy 6
3. HALOS2 6
4. D2Moo 5
5. River_Rat 3
5. Mister Peabody 3
5. howie115 3
5. lbjohn99 3
5. skinsink 3
6. Hoosier Mick 2
6. Beevillian 2
7. BuccinGator 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. NCAABKJNKY81 1
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. petesabearsfan 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Comments

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: June 23, 2009 2:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

Picture #4 - Got MILF?  I mean MILK? I mean ......



Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: June 23, 2009 2:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

Picture #2 - would you like to massage my hemmorhoids?



Since: Dec 31, 2006
Posted on: June 23, 2009 12:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

I was under the impression that a "caption" was short and to the point. My bad.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 23, 2009 2:37 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

Mister Peabody
1.  Economy got you down?  Disappointed with your country's direction?  Get your defamatory country signs only at Scott's Sign Shop!  For only $9.95 we'll swap out "Brazil" for "USA", "France", "Iran", or any other country of your choice!  And don't think you're limited to just "kaka" to show your disappointment!  We'll be happy to exchange wording for "doo-doo", "crap", "mairde", or any other colorful adjective!  Order now!

theriverrock
2. "Hey!  All joo smart alecks on cbssports.com!  Joo see the sign above me, yes?  Brazil EEEZ a gonna go kaka.  I go first!"

ktopp24
#3 - Iranians celebrate in the streets now that their government has just legalized gay marriage.

Beevillian
4) In this 10 minute speed dating game,  it took Vince Neil 17 seconds to get disqualified again for not staying at his side of the table.

Mister Peabody
5.  At Wimbledon, a wildcard doubles entry tries to freak out the overwhelming favorite Bryan brothers by communicating via their "invisible walkie talkies".  Unfortunately, it didn't work and their run in the tournament was soon "over".


kmvenne
Motley Crue songs (with a fitting twist)!

1) (Very) Sick Love Song
2) Dr. Feelgood (told me I was backed up and gave me this portable enema kit, can you help me out?)
3) If I Die Tomorrow (I'll get 72 virgins, so really, either way...)
4) Ten Seconds to Love (you know what, this one works fine on it's own)
5) Smokin'  in the Boys Room

June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 12
2. ktopp24 9
2. kmvenne 9
3. Dutch Boy 6
3. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 5
4. D2Moo 5
5. River_Rat 3
5. howie115 3
5. lbjohn99 3
5. skinsink 3
5. Beevillian 3
6. Hoosier Mick 2
7. BuccinGator 1
7. theriverrock 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. NCAABKJNKY81 1
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. NFL-Solomon 1
7. petesabearsfan 1
7. chmearm2 1
7. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: June 23, 2009 12:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

how about "Homer-sexual" like they use on the Simpsons???  Is that non threateningly ambiguous enough?

And let's just be honest here people, this p.c. country of ours has got to go.  If this idiot blogger Perez Hilton (and you're not fooling anyone dude by piggy backing your way thru life using a sound alike stage name for Paris Hilton) can flame off everywhere he goes and call people "Homer-sexuals" (or the like) in a derogatory manner (such as was the case against the manager of the Black Eye Peas), then I'm sure they'll survive any dumb comments on a photo caption blog.  Gimme a break.  Yell



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 23, 2009 12:46 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

Harry is NOT a positive person!
But thanks for the suggestive. I mean suggestions.





Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 22, 2009 11:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

After my post was deleted, I decided to do some extensive research on the term I chose to describe a "gay male". I now realize that the use of "lesbian" or "gay man" to describe people attracted to members of the same sex is preferred, and that the word "homosexual" has apparently been adopted by some anti-gay extremists as a means to suggest somehow that lesbians and gay men are psychologically/emotionall
y disordered. This of course we know is untrue; however, I just learned today that these notions were discredited by both the American Psychological Association and the American Psychiatric Association back in the 1970s. Moving forward, I will avoid using any variation of the term "homosexual" except when directly quoting other sources, where applicable and only when necessary. I will also avoid using derivatives of the term "homosexual" as a style variation simply to avoid repeated use of the word "gay."

It's just that I was sold on "Harry" as a name, and I'm sorry but "Harry the Gay Male" didn't come across quite as funny.


Harry the Gay Male isn't as good, but you could have just used Gary. Also plausable was "Barry the Bear", "Terry the Top" or even perhaps "Harry the Homo-positive", which has the added advantage of being so silly nobody can get mad about it. Laughing

 




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 22, 2009 10:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

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After my post was deleted, I decided to do some extensive research on the term I chose to describe a "gay male". I now realize that the use of "lesbian" or "gay man" to describe people attracted to members of the same sex is preferred, and that the word "homosexual" has apparently been adopted by some anti-gay extremists as a means to suggest somehow that lesbians and gay men are psychologically/emotionall
y disordered. This of course we know is untrue; however, I just learned today that these notions were discredited by both the American Psychological Association and the American Psychiatric Association back in the 1970s. Moving forward, I will avoid using any variation of the term "homosexual" except when directly quoting other sources, where applicable and only when necessary. I will also avoid using derivatives of the term "homosexual" as a style variation simply to avoid repeated use of the word "gay."

It's just that I was sold on "Harry" as a name, and I'm sorry but "Harry the Gay Male" didn't come across quite as funny. 




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 22, 2009 10:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

#4.  An unusual shot of 3 big boobs.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: June 22, 2009 9:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Brasil's nuts!

5. I can't freakin' believe I fell for the 'ol "Crazy Glue on the Tennis Balls" gag!  Dam* that trickster Federer! 


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