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Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

Posted on: June 24, 2009 10:21 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 12
2. kmvenne 10
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
9. BuccinGator 1
9. WarpedMind 1
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 24, 2009 2:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

3) Life after Sesame Street has been easy.  Big Bird now sells his poo droppings to the CWS seeding committee for an honest living.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 2:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!


5. The David Wells pitching simulator finally arrives
I love this one, too!



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 2:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

Movie quotes in pictures...

The Farrelly brothers ME, MYSELF AND IRENE

1. "Well looky here - it's a human Q-tip."

2. "The guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!

3. "I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal."  - What's it called? - "Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage."

4. "Would someone please get this chicken out of my a**?!"

5. "There ya go, buddy. I parked it for ya. And by the way, you got a headlight out."



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 2:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

5.  Little did the Longhorns realize when they signed "Hoosier Mick" to a full scholarship that "Mick" was actually short for Michelle.Good one WM! It was actually my highschool nickname, "Mick the Big Stick"  that landed the scholarship! (although crimson is my color!)



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 2:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

3) President Obama asked PGA officials to put aside the previously determined U.S. Open seedings so that he could introduce legilsation and assemble a task force so he might personally review the groupings beforehand. He was quoted on Sportcenter as saying "My friends, the US Open is the greatest sporting event in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it."  



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 2:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

2) Attendees at this years annual Dave Merriman Appreciation Society Family Picnic were very upset with newly elected event coordinator Donnie "The Douche" Dunbar - who apparently thought it was better idea to put a picture of himself "appreciating" David Merriman on all the shirts, instead of an actual picture of Dave Merriman.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:56 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

1) Despite the bad publicity and humiliation his marijuana use has caused, Michael Phelps (right) is very appreciative that his dealer "Whitey" has always been there for him, and shows his gratitude by scoring tickets to the U.S. Open every year.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

4) A little-known but widely used hazing ritual for freshman ballplayers is simply known as "Noshing", where they're led to a gopher colony where seniors had previously dug holes down to the burrowed chambers for each freshman being initiated. They're then forced to "drop trou" and "drop in" to see which player gets nibbled at first.




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

5. Two words: slump buster



Since: May 8, 2009
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

2. The Mark Merriman Appreciation Society's symbol is "the shocker".

5. The David Wells pitching simulator finally arrives.


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