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Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

Posted on: June 24, 2009 10:21 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 12
2. kmvenne 10
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
9. BuccinGator 1
9. WarpedMind 1
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

1. Play Freebird, man!!

4. Junior golfers gather around PGA Tour veteran Corey Pavin during a USGA clinic on putting.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

CBS Posters Exposed:

1.  Somebody here has a warped mind.

2.  He's big and blue; must be a masochist.

3.  "I put these things in the incubator for a while, and now I've got a whole house full of buckin' gators!"

4.  "I'm just an old Tarheel; I ain't The Rock, man."

5.  Little did the Longhorns realize when they signed "Hoosier Mick" to a full scholarship that "Mick" was actually short for Michelle.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

1. kmvenne is understandably excited during a rousing game of "find the hidden baggie" with the drug sniffing k-9 patrol after a large supply of mary jane was mysteriously placed in his undergarments.
I always get excited when the dogs stop at the green and don't bother to get to the white.




Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

A dedication to the original "Happy Hippie" Kurt Vonnegut Qoutes.

1) "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
Kurt Vonnegut,

2) "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."
Kurt Vonnegut,

3) "Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information."
Kurt Vonnegut
4) "I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."
Kurt Vonnegut

5) "If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."
Kurt Vonnegut



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

5) It's obvious why she can't control herself around these young ball players... they have the "Kav-orca".



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

3.  Yeah, I'll take a dozen of the unseeded teams.  The seeded ones always get caught in my teeth.

LOL, Peabody.  This is good.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:26 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

4) Six months ago, the road to the Division I Championships was paved with obstacles for Texas coach Augie Garrido. First and foremost was the team's complete lack of focus, which was evident on the first day of practice when all nine players converged on a towering pop fly then let the ball drop to the ground when they spotted two ladybugs mating...



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

2) Dave's first member to his society was  Shooter Mcgavin



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

5.  Texas players debate as to who gets the opportunity to show her their "longhorn".



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: June 24, 2009 1:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Happy Hippie!

4.  In an effort to confuse Tiger Woods, players give him his choice of holes to aim for.


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