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Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Posted on: June 25, 2009 10:59 am
 
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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 13
2. kmvenne 10
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Comments

Since: Aug 9, 2008
Posted on: June 26, 2009 3:29 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1. Piggy!!!
2. A drink? But it's only 9:30....ah what the hell.
3. Party on 80 year-old Garth.
4. Oklahoma City's new MLS team hits town.
5. Come one, come all. Get your picture taken with the world's largest hockey player.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 26, 2009 12:06 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Thanks for the laughs this week. Those Brasky comments were hilarious! Oh... and it's good to see former champ turbozo stop in. Don't be a stranger. Wink


Have a good weekend!



BigBluMasochist
1) Hey kids! How's your summer going? Is Daddy out of work? Has mom taken half your allowance to redistribute it amongst the other kids in the neighborhood? Having a hard time keeping up with all that sex education homework from your 3rd grade teacher? Is Dick Cheney hiding in your closet at night? Well.. CHEER UP! Nothing like a cold and refreshing treat to lift your spirits - so the next time you hear that ice cream man pull 'round the corner in his eco-friendly hybrid truck, ask mom & dad to check for spare change under the chair cushions and go grab yourself an OBAMAPOP! OBAMAPOPS come in six new and exciting flavors - Blueberry Bailout, Obama Mama, Baracky Road, McCain & Macadamia (plain old vanilla ice cream, a little nuts), 'Ebony Jet' Jamoca, and of course, Mint - which is "all you can eat" - we'll just keep making more! 

BigBluMasochist
2) "Ah... Breakfast!"

kmvenne
3) I've never heard pubic crabs referred to exactly as "party animals", but I guess you can make the argument, and it is always nice to caution people about them...

turbozo
#4 -- When 'Balls TO the Walls' just isn't enough...

kmvenne
5) The man once scored 100 goals while hungover on straight rum! He once gave the ref a double major for looking at him the wrong way. He's the greatest Canadian ever to lace them up! He was a son of a b!tch who slept with all of our wives and pucnhed us all in the face! To BILL BRASKY!




BigBluMasochist
The Photo Caption Contest goes to HOLLYWOOD!

Be on the lookout for these 2009 Summer Blockbuster releases!

1) What happens when a strung-out serial dismemberer teams up with the President of the United states for a road trip? Dude, Where's my Body?

2) Not to be outdone by the remake of Footloose, Dirty Dancing producer Kenny Ortega hangs up his dancing shoes and takes to the golf course for a screen-sizzling romance between Johnny "White Castle" Daly and a myriad of potent potables... "Nobody puts Baby in a cooler" in Dirty Drinking.

3) An aging Michael Douglas reunites with director Robert Zemekis to reprise his role as adventurer-turned-highway department constructionist 'Jack Colton' in Romancing the Cone.

4) No summer would be complete without Rick Moranis as that clumsy wanna-be scientist/father Wayne Szlalinski - and hijinx ensue when he gets a little too involved in a domestic dispute between an all-star soccer player and his pop-singer wife in Honey, I Blew Up the Beckhams!

5) And finally... Billy Crystal takes another stab as movie agent Sammy Kamin, only this time around he's left the cutthroat life of Hollywood to run his own gay speed dating service. But when a skyscraping skater named Olaf comes to find the man of his dreams, Sammy hits 'gay dirt' as he sees the dollar signs of a reality TV show in My Jezebel Giant.


June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 16
2. kmvenne 12
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. turbozo 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 8:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#4 - "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." i don't know why but that was just too funny!  i gotta quit overdoing it on the meds....



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 7:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#2 -- Pouis Fousse?  Thanks, but good ol' American ripple woulda been just fine.



Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 7:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#5 -- And I guess Richard Moll ("Bull" from Nightcourt) will take just about ANY paying gig these days.




Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 7:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#1 --- I guess those rumors about Obama being an "empty suit" have been confirmed.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 7:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Ode to Bill Brasky quotes using these pictures as inspiration...

#1 - "He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"

#2 - "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

#3 - "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."

#4 - "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

#5 - "He breastfeeds John Madden!"



Since: Nov 17, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 7:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

1. Yea, I know he's shallow, but, hey! I'm an American. I support my president.

2. Give ya 5 bucks if you can pop the cork, hit the ball, and sink it.

3. The cheese head is in the shop. Had to improvise.

4. The US soccer team's winning goal... versus Spain. Immortalized.

5. What global warming does to hockey.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 6:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

By the way - thanks to Moo, Peabody and beevillain for the nice comments.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2009 6:46 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

BILL BRASKY? I remember him! He hated Mexicans - and he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony! I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury and breast feed a flamingo back to health!"

HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY~!



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