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Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Posted on: June 25, 2009 10:59 am
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2. kmvenne 10
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How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 5:57 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!


Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 5:39 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Here's one from someone at work.

1.  Bill was the world's greatest salesman.  He convinced all the world's leaders that if they put their heads at the end of a wooden pole, all of society's ills would cease.  Sure enough not only did they take his advice, he overcharged every country for the poles and got a fat commission as well.  His final words to them was, "Hey dorks, never trust a salesman."

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 5:02 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

All we now is for someone to show up and say, "Bill Brasky.  I know Bill Brasky."

That was fun to do.  Thanks for jogging the old memory Joe.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 4:57 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Here's to Bill Brasky:

1.  Bill orchestrated the union between the Democrats and the Muppets.

2.  Bill sent John Daly a magnum of champagne and John refused it because he knew he couldn't out drink and outplay Bill, even with Brasky giving him 12 shots, per 9 holes.

3.  Bill was such a humanitarian that in national emergencies, he offered himself up as a human traffic cone to direct needed aid to disaster zones. All aid funded, by the way, with Bills checkbook.

4.  Brasky sometimes did all his work in the shadows, but when the chips were down, he always owned the biggest balls.  They were as big as a building.

5.  The Montreal Canadians were so impressed with his goal scoring ability, they take a life size statue with them to every autograph session,  it reminds the team none of them have yet measured up to the big stick that Bill carried with him at all times.  He also tought all the team greats how to play the game, and he is revered for that.

Here's to Bill Brasky!!

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 4:33 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. I'm not trying to give any hints here, but now I think we're in desperate need of a Brasky set!

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 4:22 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

I almost didn't do one for #3.  If you could vote for yourself, Joe, you'd win hands down for this one.  Should have saved it for when Kmvenne gets to run things. Haha! It's OK, I know that I wouldn't have a shot at winning anyway. Shoot, I should probably just take that day off!

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 25, 2009 4:06 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Once you go.....

#1 - Once you go'll never get back your stock.

#2 - Once you go drunk.....your life will go kerplunk.

#3 - Once you go'll never again see cupid.

#4 - Once you go'll never have to worry about a heterosexual staulker. 

#5 - Once you go impaled stick....everybody will call you Hoosier Mick.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 3:22 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

Good satire Bigblu.  Just enough in there to tick all parties off.  That's why it's funny.

Since: Mar 1, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 3:16 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

#4 -- When 'Balls TO the Walls' just isn't enough...

#4 -- Coming to theaters this fall, Vin Deisle in 'Balls of Fury 14, World Cup Commando'

#5 -- Every year Billy went to the Youth Field Hockey sign ups and every year he was told the teams were already full.

#5 -- Although the boyscouts were not proud of using a 20ft inflatable man taking a sure brought the crowds out for fundraiser day.

#3 -- Coming to theaters fall 2030, Patrick Swazye and the boys return for Point Break 2, 'The Senile Years', You'll laugh til' you poop prunes.

#2 -- Here we see Daley laughing at the mans offer to bring him a glass, then with the mood turning sour he resumes his demands for a Chateau Le' Blanc enima on the 18th green. 

#1 -- The president made his only scheduled trip to South Africa this week, when asked what they thought of the visitor later, spectators agreed,'We don't know that motherfu....

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: June 25, 2009 3:05 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Obama on a stick!

For the record.....

#1 - ...this is a picture of a guy holding a stick featuring Obama's likeness.

#2 - ...this is John Daly laughing at a guy holding a bottle of champagne.

#3 - ...this is a dude wearing a Jimmy Carter mask and he has a traffic cone on his head.

#4 - ...this is a picture of a shadowy figure near a building with a big soccer ball sticker on it. Apparently this is in South Africa.

#5 - ...this is a picture of hockey players signing autographs and there is a statue of a grotesquely large man behind them.

Wow, and all this time, I've been doing it wrong Cry.  Maybe I'd win more often if I just said what the picture actually was.  Seriously, though, I think we're being a little too hard on that guy that pointed out picture 4 was in South Africa.  Afterall, us uncultured swine here in America probably didn't even know there was a socc .... er, football tournament going on there right now.

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